The Best 30 Relevant Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Relevant jokes. There are some relevant unfounded jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these relevant meaningful puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Relevant Jokes and Puns

I started watching football (soccer) because I could see it's very relevant to my life...

Little to no goals.

My doctor wouldn't examine me when I said I was having hearing problems...

He just said it was ear relevant

Looking for a joke about being shitfaced.

Sorry, there's no punchline, this isn't a joke.

I was hoping someone could help me here, though.

I'm trying to remember a joke that was told my a while ago by a Southern man after he passed out drunk. It was something along the lines of "Where is shitfaced in the dictionary? Between X and Y," where X and Y are two relevant words that start with "s."

Any ideas? Variations? Sound familiar?

Thanks!

Relevant joke, Looking for a joke about being shitfaced.

Teacher says to student, In Algebra

A=B
&
B=C.
It means A=C.

Now give relevant example.
Student: Sir, I love you & You love your daughter,
It means that I love your daughter.

I'm a big fan of putting in my two cents on a relevant topic

But since I'm Canadian my two scents is rounded down to nothing.


My grandfather's broken watch is just as relevant today as it was in the 50s

It's a timeless piece, really.

What word with an N and two Gs is used to call a black man and is also relevant in rap music

Snoop Dogg

Relevant joke, What word with an N and two Gs is used to call a black man and is also relevant in rap music

What's the difference between a degree in Theoretical Physics and a theoretical degree in Physics?

One is relevant and can get you a job. The other you went to university for.

I got 99 problems

and each of them is being able to make relevant pop culture references.

I watched somebody tell a dad joke in slow motion.

It was even funnier because the slow-mo made him look drunk.

Finally, a relevant dad joke.

What's the difference between justice and relevant ethnic groups in America?

Justice isn't always black and white

You can explore relevant journals reddit one liners, including funnies and gags. Read them and you will understand what jokes are funny? Those of you who have teens can tell them clean relevant moderator dad jokes. There are also relevant puns for kids, 5 year olds, boys and girls.


Relevant advice.

Remember everyone, if you're attacked by a group of clowns. Go right for the juggler.

What happens when Hillary throws relevant questions?

Donald Ducks

I'll show myself out

There's a reason why baseball is America's favorite pastime.

It's way past it's time of being relevant.

If you think it, don't say it. If you say it, don't write it down. If you write it down, don't...

... be surprised.

-Soviet proverb. Also seemed relevant in light of the CIA news.

Called my doctor about hearing loss, he asked me what were the symptoms.

I told him it was a show on Fox about an abusive alcoholic father, but that's hardly relevant.

Relevant joke, Called my doctor about hearing loss, he asked me what were the symptoms.

I've never taken a more relevant Philosophy class

Phil-420: From the Postmodernists to Postmalone

I only learned one thing from my last job.

But now that I quit, I don't think tying a noose will be relevant again.

Why is the Kevin Spacey accusation not relevant anymore?


Entry level position available!

3 years forklift experience required

5 years general labour required

Class 5 drivers license required

2 years kitchen experience required

4 years retail services required

2 years hospitality services required

4 years janitorial services required

3 years business degree preferred

5 years relevant experience required

$11 an hour to start(with 20Β’ raise for every year of employment)

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That's it. The joke is the current hiring system of the world.

Apparently a large percentage of statistics are made up on the spot.

I would give you an estimate, but I don't know of any relevant journals that cover such a phenomenon.

I have just applied for a job as a litter collector.

They asked if I had any relevant experience but I said I will just pick it up as I go along.

What did the banking customer respond with after being told the original deposit amount didn't matter?

"This is relevant to my interest."

My son said, "During detention I was trying to think of another word for 'imply'."

"Insinuate?" I asked.

He said, "Yes, I had a ham sandwich. But that's not really relevant."

I had the term "apropos of nothing" stuck in my head and I didn't know what it meant.

Apparently it wasn't relevant.

What are two things that you can see in the photo op at St John's church?

One is a glorified tool that is no longer relevant, but still widely used by radical christians to persecute homosexuals, degrade women, prohibit freedom, and rationalize war on non-believers.

The other is the bible.

A man walks into a doctors office for a COVID-19 consultation and the doctor says, Sir, you're exhibiting the relevant symptoms so you'll need to self- quarantine for two weeks.

The man yells back at the doctor, What?! That's ridiculous, I can't self-quarantine for two weeks! I have a life to live, I want a second a second opinion.

To which the doctor replies, Okay you're fuckin' ugly too.

A teacher asks her students to use the word harassment in a sentence

One of the student raises his hand and says: My big brother is really depressed nowadays

The teacher asks: why ?

The kid goes: he broke up with his girlfriend

So the teacher asks the student and how is this relevant?

He says: Harassment a lot to him

A dog goes into a post office to send a telegram...

The clerk gives him the relevant form and he goes to the desk to fill it in.

When he has finished he hands it back to the clerk with the fee and the clerk reads it through.

The message reads Woof woof, woof woof woof; woof woof, woof woof woof.

The clerk then tells the dog that, at no extra cost, he could have another 'woof' in the message.

The dog replies, Yes, I know, but then it wouldn't make any sense!

So I was rewatching old seasons of spongebob and found this joke

Spongebob: *changes his shape to look like Texas*

Also Spongebob: hey Patrick what do I look like

Patrick: stupid

Spongebob: no I'm Texas

Patrick: what's the difference

*both laugh*
(I thought this might be relevant considering the mess in Texas right now about abortion, so here's a spongebob joke)

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the relevant notation jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working relevant legislation piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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