Relevant Jokes
33 relevant jokes and hilarious relevant puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about relevant that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
This article is about the "relevant jokes" that most people find funny or enjoyable. Whether it is something related to the Christmas season or something completely unrelated, learn why some jokes are more entertaining than others. Discover how some journals make jokes more relevant and how to avoid the "cagey" jokes that don't hit their mark.
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Funniest Relevant Short Jokes
Short relevant jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The relevant humour may include short related jokes also.
- My grandfather's broken watch is just as relevant today as it was in the 50s It's a timeless piece, really.
- I have just applied for a job as a litter collector. They asked if I had any relevant experience but I said I will just pick it up as I go along.
- My doctor wouldn't examine me when I said I was having hearing problems... He just said it was ear relevant
- I started watching football (soccer) because I could see it's very relevant to my life... Little to no goals.
- There's a reason why baseball is America's favorite pastime. It's way past it's time of being relevant.
- While defending the relevance of his laser experiments, the scientist shouted, "Photons matter!"
- Relevant advice. Remember everyone, if you're attacked by a group of clowns. Go right for the juggler.
- I had the term "apropos of nothing" stuck in my head and I didn't know what it meant. Apparently it wasn't relevant.
- Jared Fogle came in and came out relevance the same way Trying to get into a smaller pair of pants
- What's the difference between justice and relevant ethnic groups in America? Justice isn't always black and white
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Relevant One Liners
Which relevant one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with relevant? I can suggest the ones about important and interesting.
- What happens when Hillary throws relevant questions? Donald Ducks
I'll show myself out - I got 99 problems and each of them is being able to make relevant pop culture references.
- Which of the brothers in the Jackson 5 was the most relevant? Jermaine.
- Why is the Kevin Spacey accusation not relevant anymore?
- Which George Michael song is most relevant today? Last Christmas.
Unearthly Funniest Relevant Jokes to Tickle Your Sides
What funny jokes about relevant you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean it related jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make relevant pranks.
A lizard tatoo artist applies for a job at an architectural firm...
The hiring manager is perplexed. "How" he asks, "does inking reptiles amount to 'relevant experience' designing buildings for our firm?"
"Well for starters" the lizard tatoo artist begins, "all of my drawings are to scale."
*This is OC fam. Just put my 2 weeks notice in at my day job.*
Shortly after creating them, God is introducing Adam and Eve to The Garden.
"These are the trees and bushes that bear fruit for you to eat. These are the bodies of water, for you to drink from. These are the animals, for you to name. And this is the forbidden fruit, which you must never eat."
"And what's that?" says Eve, pointing to something on her left.
"Oh that?" says God, realizing Eve is pointing at Queen Elizabeth. "I don't know, that was there when I got here."
^Just ^a ^joke ^I ^heard ^a ^long ^time ^ago, ^which ^felt ^relevant ^today. ^RIP
A panda walks into a bar, orders a burger, downs it in a few bites, pulls out a gun and shoots two bullets into the roof.
On his way to the door the waiter exclaims why the f*c**... did you do that?!
To which the tired looking panda rolls his eyes and tosses a torn up wildlife manual across the counter, i'm a panda, look it up... before casually walking out the exit
After finding the relevant chapter the waiter reads:
Panda: Large black and white bear-like mammal; eats, shoots and leaves.
A panda walks into a bar...
A panda walks into a bar. He orders a sandwich, eats it, then draws a gun and fires two shots in the air.
"Why? Why are you behaving in this strange, un-panda-like fashion?" asks the confused waiter, as the panda walks towards the exit. The panda produces a badly punctuated wildlife manual and tosses it over his shoulder.
"I'm a panda," he says, at the door. "Look it up."
The waiter turns to the relevant entry and, sure enough, finds an explanation.
"Panda: Large black-and-white bear-like mammal, native to China. Eats, shoots and leaves."
recently re-relevant
So Monica Lewinsy rushes into the dry cleaner with a blue dress clutched in her hand. Recognizing the man behind the counter, she says "I need this dress cleaned right away." Realizing that he has been spoken to, but not certain what was said, the dry cleaner responds "Come again?"
No, says Lewisnki. It's yogurt.
A teacher asks her students to use the word harassment in a sentence
One of the student raises his hand and says: My big brother is really depressed nowadays
The teacher asks: why ?
The kid goes: he broke up with his girlfriend
So the teacher asks the student and how is this relevant?
He says: Harassment a lot to him
So I was rewatching old seasons of spongebob and found this joke
Spongebob: *changes his shape to look like Texas*
Also Spongebob: hey Patrick what do I look like
Patrick: s**...
Spongebob: no I'm Texas
Patrick: what's the difference
*both laugh*
(I thought this might be relevant considering the mess in Texas right now about abortion, so here's a spongebob joke)
Entry level position available!
3 years forklift experience required
5 years general labour required
Class 5 drivers license required
2 years kitchen experience required
4 years retail services required
2 years hospitality services required
4 years janitorial services required
3 years business degree preferred
5 years relevant experience required
$11 an hour to start(with 20¢ raise for every year of employment)
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That's it. The joke is the current hiring system of the world.
A dog goes into a post office to send a telegram...
The clerk gives him the relevant form and he goes to the desk to fill it in.
When he has finished he hands it back to the clerk with the fee and the clerk reads it through.
The message reads Woof woof, woof woof woof; woof woof, woof woof woof.
The clerk then tells the dog that, at no extra cost, he could have another 'woof' in the message.
The dog replies, Yes, I know, but then it wouldn't make any sense!
What are two things that you can see in the photo op at St John's church?
One is a glorified tool that is no longer relevant, but still widely used by radical christians to persecute homosexuals, degrade women, prohibit freedom, and rationalize war on non-believers.
The other is the bible.
Looking for a joke about being s**....
Sorry, there's no punchline, this isn't a joke.
I was hoping someone could help me here, though.
I'm trying to remember a joke that was told my a while ago by a Southern man after he passed out drunk. It was something along the lines of "Where is s**... in the dictionary? Between X and Y," where X and Y are two relevant words that start with "s."
Any ideas? Variations? Sound familiar?
Thanks!
A man walks into a doctors office for a COVID-19 consultation and the doctor says, Sir, you're exhibiting the relevant symptoms so you'll need to self- quarantine for two weeks.
The man yells back at the doctor, What?! That's ridiculous, I can't self-quarantine for two weeks! I have a life to live, I want a second a second opinion.
To which the doctor replies, Okay you're f**...' ugly too.
My son said, "During detention I was trying to think of another word for 'imply'."
"Insinuate?" I asked.
He said, "Yes, I had a ham sandwich. But that's not really relevant."
My father forgot his zune at home today. I told him: memory is the second thing to go! He asked: what's the first?
Your relevance
Called my doctor about hearing loss, he asked me what were the symptoms.
I told him it was a show on Fox about an abusive alcoholic father, but that's hardly relevant.
If you think it, don't say it. If you say it, don't write it down. If you write it down, don't...
... be surprised.
-Soviet proverb. Also seemed relevant in light of the CIA news.
