Relay Jokes
14 relay jokes and hilarious relay puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about relay that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Relay Short Jokes
Short relay jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The relay humour may include short receiver jokes also.
- Where do the boats go when they're sick? The doc.
(I worked at a laser tag arena for 6 years and have been relayed dad jokes by offspring a many a times, this one was 4 years old) - I explained to my son how batons are used in relay races, and he understood right away. I gotta hand it to him.
- I'm gonna go ahead and make a racist comment by saying.. I think the 400m relay is a better race than the 100m sprint.
- The snack companies of the world have announced the food Olympics for 2018. Supposedly two of the events have an interesting relay-sun-chip.
- There should be a TV show were participants compete in relay to get ingredients from high ropes obstacle course. The steaks couldn't be higher!
- Two men are running and they pass a bar Eventually the get tired, and stop. They then agree that they need more than two people on their relay team.
- Whats the word im looking for? You're part of a three-man space crew orbiting Earth. You can ONLY relay one, one word message in 2 seconds. Whats the word?
- I come from a mixed race family My mum prefers the 100 metres, my dad is all about the relay.
- I heard OJ was free today That's the joke. Just relay it to any wait staff at your favorite breakfast establishment.
- I think that 400 metres relay is better than 100 metres hurdles Does that make me a racist?
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Relay One Liners
Which relay one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with relay? I can suggest the ones about radio and dispatcher.
- My sister hates relay batons Pass it on
- Is it ok to be against a certain race? because I hate relays.
- When's the worst place to have an e**... ? During a relay race
Comedy Relay Jokes to Make Your Friends Giggle
What funny jokes about relay you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean router jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make relay pranks.
In a sports relay race, a chemical kinetics specialist runs slowly, and his group loses the race.
When the chemical kinetics specialist is asked why he ran slowly, his reply was Well, I always wanted to be the significant rate determining step .
Before I begin today's lecture
I'd like to relay an anecdote from my days as a student. My classmate and I both loved the same girl. In the end, she chose him and I was left with heartbreak. But my classmate was left with heart failure. Which brings me to today's subject: s**... and its complications.
A man was shot with a starting p**... and then beaten to death with a relay baton.
Police believe it may be race related.
