The Best 13 Relay Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Relay jokes. There are some relay race jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these relay olympic puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Relay Jokes and Puns

In a sports relay race, a chemical kinetics specialist runs slowly, and his group loses the race.

When the chemical kinetics specialist is asked why he ran slowly, his reply was Well, I always wanted to be the significant rate determining step .

Before I begin today's lecture

I'd like to relay an anecdote from my days as a student. My classmate and I both loved the same girl. In the end, she chose him and I was left with heartbreak. But my classmate was left with heart failure. Which brings me to today's subject: Syphilis and its complications.

I explained to my son how batons are used in relay races, and he understood right away.

I gotta hand it to him.

Relay joke, I explained to my son how batons are used in relay races, and he understood right away.

I'm gonna go ahead and make a racist comment by saying..

I think the 400m relay is a better race than the 100m sprint.

My sister hates relay batons

Pass it on


There should be a TV show were participants compete in relay to get ingredients from high ropes obstacle course.

The steaks couldn't be higher!

Two men are running and they pass a bar

Eventually the get tired, and stop. They then agree that they need more than two people on their relay team.

Relay joke, Two men are running and they pass a bar

Whats the word im looking for?

You're part of a three-man space crew orbiting Earth. You can ONLY relay one, one word message in 2 seconds. Whats the word?

I come from a mixed race family

My mum prefers the 100 metres, my dad is all about the relay.

When's the worst place to have an erection ?

During a relay race

A man was shot with a starting pistol and then beaten to death with a relay baton.

Police believe it may be race related.

You can explore relay metres reddit one liners, including funnies and gags. Read them and you will understand what jokes are funny? Those of you who have teens can tell them clean relay phelps dad jokes. There are also relay puns for kids, 5 year olds, boys and girls.


I heard OJ was free today

That's the joke. Just relay it to any wait staff at your favorite breakfast establishment.

I think that 400 metres relay is better than 100 metres hurdles

Does that make me a racist?

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the relay runner jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working relay gymnastics piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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