"Sir, Sir, I finally understand your theory of Special Relativity!"
Einstein rolls his eyes, "It's about time"
Einstein's Dad: Damn son, it's about time!
In classical (Newtonian) physics, we can't solve the three-body problem. In the theory of relativity, we can't solve the two-body problem. In quantum mechanics, we can't solve the one-body problem, and with quantum electro dynamics, we don't even understand the vacuum anymore.
Saint Peter tells them that if they can prove that they really are who they say they are, they can go in. Picasso starts painting immediately, creating a master piece. Saint Peter thanks him and lets him in. He then turns to Einstein, who explains the theory of general relativity to him. Saint Peter thanks him and lets him in. He then turns to Trump, who is looking bemused, and tells him If you can prove who you are, I will let you in, just like Picasso and Einstein. Trumps answers Who the hell are Picasso and Einstein? , and Saint Peter says: Thank you Donald, you can go in.
However despite all of my research into my family tree, I just can't prove my theory of relativity.
"Professor, Professor, I think I finally understand your theory of Special Relativity!"
Einstein rolls his eyes
"It's about time!"
Damn, son. It's about time!
A student is taking the train back to MIT, and realizes that Albert Einstein just sat down in the seat next to him! Excitedly, the student asks: "Excuse me, professor. Does Boston stop at this train?"
Feels like it was only yesterday...
Because they use the Theory of Relativity to find a partner.
"Sir, Sir, I finally understand your theory of Special Relativity!"
Einstein rolls his eyes, sighs and says, "It's about time"
I said, "It's about time!"
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No matter how great your triumphs or how tragic your defeats-approximately one billion Chinese couldn't care less,
Einstein is famous for special relativity, Kim is famous for simple reality tv.
Ok, let's get started, so here is the gravity of the situation...
GUY 1: Hey, I heard you're Einstein's distant cousin.
GUY 2: I'm not sure, really. It's just a theory of relativity.
... slapping her belly causes gravitational waves.
OR
... every step she takes causes a ripple in special relativity.
Ones in charge of an army and the others a vegetable
It was a massive problem.
Pretty Girl: "Did you just call me fat?!"
He was sleeping with the relatives.
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