"Sir, Sir, I finally understand your theory of Special Relativity!"
Einstein rolls his eyes, "It's about time"
In classical (Newtonian) physics, we can't solve the three-body problem. In the theory of relativity, we can't solve the two-body problem. In quantum mechanics, we can't solve the one-body problem, and with quantum electro dynamics, we don't even understand the vacuum anymore.
However despite all of my research into my family tree, I just can't prove my theory of relativity.
"Professor, Professor, I think I finally understand your theory of Special Relativity!"
Einstein rolls his eyes
"It's about time!"
A student is taking the train back to MIT, and realizes that Albert Einstein just sat down in the seat next to him! Excitedly, the student asks: "Excuse me, professor. Does Boston stop at this train?"
Feels like it was only yesterday...
It seems like only yesterday.
Because they use the Theory of Relativity to find a partner.
"Sir, Sir, I finally understand your theory of Special Relativity!"
Einstein rolls his eyes, sighs and says, "It's about time"
I said, "It's about time!"
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Ok, let's get started, so here is the gravity of the situation...
Einstein is famous for special relativity, Kim is famous for simple reality tv.
No matter how great your triumphs or how tragic your defeats-approximately one billion Chinese couldn't care less,
GUY 1: Hey, I heard you're Einstein's distant cousin.
GUY 2: I'm not sure, really. It's just a theory of relativity.
Ones in charge of an army and the others a vegetable
... slapping her belly causes gravitational waves.
OR
... every step she takes causes a ripple in special relativity.
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