relativity Jokes

funny pick up lines and hilarious relativity puns

After 5 long years of studying, a student comes rushing into Einstein's office shouting...

"Sir, Sir, I finally understand your theory of Special Relativity!"

Einstein rolls his eyes, "It's about time"

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Einstein: Dad, my paper on the Theory of Relativity finally got published!!

Einstein's Dad: Damn son, it's about time!

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Relativity theory

In classical (Newtonian) physics, we can't solve the three-body problem. In the theory of relativity, we can't solve the two-body problem. In quantum mechanics, we can't solve the one-body problem, and with quantum electro dynamics, we don't even understand the vacuum anymore.

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Pablo Picasso, Albert Einstein, and Donald trump arrive in heaven.

Saint Peter tells them that if they can prove that they really are who they say they are, they can go in. Picasso starts painting immediately, creating a master piece. Saint Peter thanks him and lets him in. He then turns to Einstein, who explains the theory of general relativity to him. Saint Peter thanks him and lets him in. He then turns to Trump, who is looking bemused, and tells him If you can prove who you are, I will let you in, just like Picasso and Einstein. Trumps answers Who the hell are Picasso and Einstein? , and Saint Peter says: Thank you Donald, you can go in.

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I'm pretty sure that I am related to Albert Einstein.

However despite all of my research into my family tree, I just can't prove my theory of relativity.

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After years of studying, a physics student comes rushing into Einstein's office shouting...

"Professor, Professor, I think I finally understand your theory of Special Relativity!"

Einstein rolls his eyes

"It's about time!"

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What did Einstein's dad say when he published his theory of relativity?

Damn, son. It's about time!

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Relativity

A student is taking the train back to MIT, and realizes that Albert Einstein just sat down in the seat next to him! Excitedly, the student asks: "Excuse me, professor. Does Boston stop at this train?"

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Can't believe that it's been over a hundred years since Einstein proposed his theory of relativity.

Feels like it was only yesterday...

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Why are people from Arkansas so good at Science?

Because they use the Theory of Relativity to find a partner.

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Student runs into Einstein's office after years of study and shouts...

"Sir, Sir, I finally understand your theory of Special Relativity!"

Einstein rolls his eyes, sighs and says, "It's about time"

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My SO told me she had never heard of Einstein's Theory of Relativity before today.

I said, "It's about time!"

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"According to relativity, time itself travels at the speed of light, but along the imaginary axis."

"i c"

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Lazlo's Chinese relativity axiom

No matter how great your triumphs or how tragic your defeats-approximately one billion Chinese couldn't care less,

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What's the difference between Einstein and Kim Kardashian?

Einstein is famous for special relativity, Kim is famous for simple reality tv.

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Albert Einstein Begins a Lecture on General Relativity:

Ok, let's get started, so here is the gravity of the situation...

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Two guys are talking about their family histories...

GUY 1: Hey, I heard you're Einstein's distant cousin.

GUY 2: I'm not sure, really. It's just a theory of relativity.

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Yo mama so fat...

... slapping her belly causes gravitational waves.

OR

... every step she takes causes a ripple in special relativity.

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What's the difference between general and special relativity

Ones in charge of an army and the others a vegetable

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The only way I could solve my problem was using general relativity...

It was a massive problem.

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"Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like a minute. That's relativity."

Pretty Girl: "Did you just call me fat?!"

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An Alabama professor was teaching about the theory of relativity when suddenly he fell asleep

He was sleeping with the relatives.

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I wonder if Einstein thought of his theory of general relativity...

in New York's Time Squared...

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