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Funniest Relativity Short Jokes

Short relativity jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The relativity humour may include short astronomy jokes also.

  1. Some of us live thousands of miles away from most of our relatives and can't be with them this holiday season... ... Please don't be jealous
  2. My wife accused me of hating her family and relatives... I replied, "No, I don't hate your relatives. In fact, I like your mother-in-law a lot better than I like mine."
  3. My buddy said to me yesterday, "If I shagged your wife, would that make us related"? I said "No man, that would just make us even."
  4. If you find $60-80 to be too expensive for ancestry DNA kits, I have a cheap alternative... Announce that you won the lottery and you'll quickly find relatives you never knew you had!
  5. My wife accused me of hating her family and relatives... I️ said, No, in fact, I️ like your mother in law a lot better than I️ like mine
  6. The movie titanic turns 25 later this year. In related news, Leonardo DiCaprio said he is no longer interested in seeing it.
  7. My Wife just accused me of hating her side of the family and relatives. I replied, "No, I don't hate your relatives. In fact, I like your mother-in-law a lot better than I like mine."
  8. Marital Argument A husband and wife had been arguing all day. They pass a herd of jackasses. The wife says "relatives of yours?" Husband says, "yep, in laws."
  9. My wife thinks that I don't care for her relatives. I told her that's not true. I love her mother-in-law more than I love mine.
  10. My Boyfriend said I'm starting to annoy him because I relate everything to Batman…. What a joker!!!

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Relativity One Liners

Which relativity one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with relativity? I can suggest the ones about quantum physics and reality.

  1. Money is relative. The more money you make.. The more relatives seem to know you.
  2. Einstein's second wife was his cousin ... ... so I guess sometimes love is relative.
  3. Roses are red Roses are blue, depending on their velocity relative to you
  4. Was Einstein's theory good? Relatively
  5. How similar are dad jokes to uncle jokes? Well, they're related.
  6. I have this great joke relating to construction. I'm still working on it.
  7. Why Einstein loved his parents and grandparents? They were all relatives.
  8. All of my jokes are anti-vaxer related They all die in new
  9. I named my boat Relation. Now I can tell people... I have a Relationship.
  10. Why did Einstein only own grandfather clocks Because time is relative
  11. Success is relative…. The more success, the more relatives you have!
  12. People say wealth is relative The wealthier you are, the more relatives you will get.
  13. What do geology and Alabama have in common? Relative dating
  14. Why can't physicists get married? Any romantic matter is relative.
  15. Why did Einstein marry his first cousin? Because, it was all relative.

Einstein Relativity Jokes

Here is a list of funny einstein relativity jokes and even better einstein relativity puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • Albert Einstein owed the inspiration for one of his best ideas to his cousin who had Down Syndrome... he had a special relative, you see?
  • I'm pretty sure that I am related to Albert Einstein. However despite all of my research into my family tree, I just can't prove my theory of relativity.
  • Why did Einstein invite time to his wedding? Because it was relative.
  • Can't believe that it's been over a hundred years since Einstein proposed his theory of relativity. Feels like it was only yesterday...
  • Why did Einstein invite time to his birthday? Because time is relative.
  • A bar walks into Albert Einstein. See, all motion ees relative, ja?
  • Why did Einstein married his cousin? Because it was all relative!
    PS: Inspired from a comment on TIL about Emma Noether!
  • I can't believe it has been more than a hundred years since Einstein published his Theory of Relativity. It seems like only yesterday.
  • My SO told me she had never heard of Einstein's Theory of Relativity before today. I said, "It's about time!"
  • Albert Einstein Begins a Lecture on General Relativity: Ok, let's get started, so here is the gravity of the situation...

Theory Relativity Jokes

Here is a list of funny theory relativity jokes and even better theory relativity puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • Why are people from Arkansas so good at Science? Because they use the Theory of Relativity to find a partner.
  • I was doing some scientific research on the House of Hapsburgs and I have now discovered The Theory of General Relativity.
  • How is dating in the south much like one of Einsteins most famous theories? They're all relative.
  • Two guys are talking about their family histories... GUY 1: Hey, I heard you're Einstein's distant cousin.
    GUY 2: I'm not sure, really. It's just a theory of relativity.
  • An Alabama professor was teaching about the theory of relativity when suddenly he fell asleep He was sleeping with the relatives.
  • Chuck Norris is the reason why Einstein's theory of relativity is still a theory.
  • According to Einstein's theory of relativity, Chuck Norris can actually roundhouse kick you yesterday.
  • I wonder if Einstein thought of his theory of general relativity... in New York's Time Squared...
  • What's the difference between normal schools and schools in Alabama? Schools in Alabama teach the relative theory in s**... education
Relativity joke, What's the difference between normal schools and schools in Alabama?

General Relativity Jokes

Here is a list of funny general relativity jokes and even better general relativity puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • How many general-relativity theorists does it take to change a light bulb? Two. One to hold the bulb and one to rotate space.
  • What's the difference between general and special relativity Ones in charge of an army and the others a vegetable
  • [joke request] Civil engineering jokes, (Bridges, sewers, roads, engineers in general) What is the best joke you have related to Civil Engineering.
  • The only way I could solve my problem was using general relativity... It was a massive problem.
Relativity joke, The only way I could solve my problem was using general relativity...

Make fun with this list of one liners, jokes and riddles. Each joke is crafted with thought and creativity, delivering punchlines that are unexpected and witty. The humor about relativity can easily lighten the mood and bring smiles to people's faces. This compilation of relativity puns is not just entertaining but also a testament to the art of joke-telling. The jokes in this list are designed to display different humor styles, ensuring that every reader at any age finds something entertaining. Constantly updated, they offer a source of fun that ensures one is always smiling !

Silly & Ridiculous Relativity Jokes to Spread Joy & Laughter

What funny jokes about relativity you can tell and make people laugh? One example I can give are clean relatives jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help make relativity prank.

I couldn't join the k**... if I wanted to, my bloodline isn't pure enough.

Turns out my parents weren't even related.

I love "technically true" jokes, like:

If everybody in the world held hands around the equator, most of them would drown.
Or
Did you know that after all these years, the swimming pool on Titanic is still filled with water?
Or
There are more airplanes in the ocean than submarines in the sky.
What else you got? (It doesn't *have* to be water-related...)

At the bar last night, a woman got her n**... pierced right in front of me

. On a related note...…………………. I s**... at darts.

Did you hear about the guy who was shot with a starter p**...?

Police think it is race-related

Apparently, someone has been shot with a starter p**... at the athletics track.

Police think it was race related.

A man in my town was shot yesterday with a starter's p**....

Police suspect that the crime is race related.

Just got back from a friends f**... who drowned last week.

I got a lot of a**... from the relatives about my floral tribute in the shape a life jacket. But as I told everyone "It's what he would have wanted"

What do you call the moisture between two h**... having s**...?

Relative humidity.

After 5 long years of studying, a student comes rushing into Einstein's office shouting...

"Sir, Sir, I finally understand your theory of Special Relativity!"
Einstein rolls his eyes, "It's about time"

A man was very sick. Doctors feared the worst. He is at home one day, resting in his bed. He looks up and says, "Is my wife here?" His wife replies, "Yes, dear, I'm here, next to you." The man goes, "Are my children here?" "Yes, Daddy, we are all here," say the children.

"Are my other relatives also here?"
And they say, "Yes, we are all here..."
The man sits up and says,
"Then why in the world is the light on in the kitchen?"

Relativity joke, My Wife just accused me of hating her side of the family and relatives.

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