Relativity Jokes
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Short relativity jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The relativity humour may include short astronomy jokes also.
- Some of us live thousands of miles away from most of our relatives and can't be with them this holiday season... ... Please don't be jealous
- My wife accused me of hating her family and relatives... I replied, "No, I don't hate your relatives. In fact, I like your mother-in-law a lot better than I like mine."
- My buddy said to me yesterday, "If I shagged your wife, would that make us related"? I said "No man, that would just make us even."
- If you find $60-80 to be too expensive for ancestry DNA kits, I have a cheap alternative... Announce that you won the lottery and you'll quickly find relatives you never knew you had!
- The movie titanic turns 25 later this year. In related news, Leonardo DiCaprio said he is no longer interested in seeing it.
- My wife thinks that I don't care for her relatives. I told her that's not true. I love her mother-in-law more than I love mine.
- My Boyfriend said I'm starting to annoy him because I relate everything to Batman…. What a joker!!!
- If shoe size really is directly related to the size of a man's package... Then clowns are way scarier than we all thought.
- I couldn't afford an Ancestry DNA kit... So I just announced that I had won the lottery. I soon found out to all my relatives are.
- You don't need an Ancestry DNA kit to find out who your relatives are. Just tell everyone that you've won the lottery.
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Relativity One Liners
Which relativity one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with relativity? I can suggest the ones about quantum physics and reality.
- Money is relative. The more money you make.. The more relatives seem to know you.
- Einstein's second wife was his cousin ... ... so I guess sometimes love is relative.
- Roses are red Roses are blue, depending on their velocity relative to you
- Was Einstein's theory good? Relatively
- How similar are dad jokes to uncle jokes? Well, they're related.
- Why Einstein loved his parents and grandparents? They were all relatives.
- All of my jokes are anti-vaxer related They all die in new
- I named my boat Relation. Now I can tell people... I have a Relationship.
- Why did Einstein only own grandfather clocks Because time is relative
- Success is relative…. The more success, the more relatives you have!
- People say wealth is relative The wealthier you are, the more relatives you will get.
- What do geology and Alabama have in common? Relative dating
- Why did Einstein marry his first cousin? Because, it was all relative.
- Anything not related to elephants is irrelephant.
- What section on Pornhub do people from Alabama go to the most? Related
Einstein Relativity Jokes
Here is a list of funny einstein relativity jokes and even better einstein relativity puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- Albert Einstein owed the inspiration for one of his best ideas to his cousin who had Down Syndrome... he had a special relative, you see?
- I'm pretty sure that I am related to Albert Einstein. However despite all of my research into my family tree, I just can't prove my theory of relativity.
- Why did Einstein invite time to his wedding? Because it was relative.
- Can't believe that it's been over a hundred years since Einstein proposed his theory of relativity. Feels like it was only yesterday...
- My SO told me she had never heard of Einstein's Theory of Relativity before today. I said, "It's about time!"
- Albert Einstein Begins a Lecture on General Relativity: Ok, let's get started, so here is the gravity of the situation...
- How is dating in the south much like one of Einsteins most famous theories? They're all relative.
- Two guys are talking about their family histories... GUY 1: Hey, I heard you're Einstein's distant cousin.
GUY 2: I'm not sure, really. It's just a theory of relativity. - Chuck Norris is the reason why Einstein's theory of relativity is still a theory.
- According to Einstein's theory of relativity, Chuck Norris can actually roundhouse kick you yesterday.
Theory Relativity Jokes
Here is a list of funny theory relativity jokes and even better theory relativity puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- Why are people from Arkansas so good at Science? Because they use the Theory of Relativity to find a partner.
- I was doing some scientific research on the House of Hapsburgs and I have now discovered The Theory of General Relativity.
- An Alabama professor was teaching about the theory of relativity when suddenly he fell asleep He was sleeping with the relatives.
- I wonder if Einstein thought of his theory of general relativity... in New York's Time Squared...
General Relativity Jokes
Here is a list of funny general relativity jokes and even better general relativity puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- What's the difference between general and special relativity Ones in charge of an army and the others a vegetable
- [joke request] Civil engineering jokes, (Bridges, sewers, roads, engineers in general) What is the best joke you have related to Civil Engineering.
- The only way I could solve my problem was using general relativity... It was a massive problem.
Silly & Ridiculous Relativity Jokes to Spread Joy & Laughter
What funny jokes about relativity you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean relatives jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make relativity pranks.
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I couldn't join the k**... if I wanted to, my bloodline isn't pure enough.
Turns out my parents weren't even related.
I love "technically true" jokes, like:
If everybody in the world held hands around the equator, most of them would drown.
Or
Did you know that after all these years, the swimming pool on Titanic is still filled with water?
Or
There are more airplanes in the ocean than submarines in the sky.
What else you got? (It doesn't *have* to be water-related...)
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At the bar last night, a woman got her n**... pierced right in front of me
. On a related note...…………………. I s**... at darts.
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Did you hear about the guy who was shot with a starter p**...?
Police think it is race-related
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Just got back from a friends f**... who drowned last week.
I got a lot of a**... from the relatives about my floral tribute in the shape a life jacket. But as I told everyone "It's what he would have wanted"
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What do you call the moisture between two h**... having s**...?
Relative humidity.
After 5 long years of studying, a student comes rushing into Einstein's office shouting...
"Sir, Sir, I finally understand your theory of Special Relativity!"
Einstein rolls his eyes, "It's about time"
A man was very sick. Doctors feared the worst. He is at home one day, resting in his bed. He looks up and says, "Is my wife here?" His wife replies, "Yes, dear, I'm here, next to you." The man goes, "Are my children here?" "Yes, Daddy, we are all here," say the children.
"Are my other relatives also here?"
And they say, "Yes, we are all here..."
The man sits up and says,
"Then why in the world is the light on in the kitchen?"
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How many Irishmen does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Usually one. Lightbulbs are relatively easy to screw in, although depending on the position/location of said light it may require a stepladder or some sort of object to stand on to elevate yourself. Always be careful when installing electronics, make sure the light switch is OFF before going near it
Otto the German was driving from Germany to Paris to visit some relatives.
A French cop stops him and asks the usual questions:
cop: name?
Otto: Otto
cop: address?
Otto: 341 Brandenburg Street, Berlin
cop: Occupation?
Otto: no, just visiting...
I had a tough conversation with my parents
Dad: knock knock
Me: who's there?
Dad: water
Me: water who?
Dad: water you even doing with your life? I ask you this in the form of a joke because it seems this best relates to the course of your life thus far.
Mama and Papa Bear are getting divorced...
and the Judge is asking Baby bear who he wishes to live with. "So, is it Mama or Papa?" the Judge asks.
"Mama and Papa beat me," says Baby Bear.
"Well do you have any other relatives?" asked the Judge.
"I have an uncle in Chicago," replies Baby Bear.
"Does he beat you too?" asks the Judge.
"Naww," says Baby Bear. "The Chicago Bears don't beat anybody."
