### After 5 long years of studying, a student comes rushing into Einstein's office shouting...

"Sir, Sir, I finally understand your theory of Special Relativity!"

Einstein rolls his eyes, "It's about time"

### Relativity theory

In classical (Newtonian) physics, we can't solve the three-body problem. In the theory of relativity, we can't solve the two-body problem. In quantum mechanics, we can't solve the one-body problem, and with quantum electro dynamics, we don't even understand the vacuum anymore.

### I'm pretty sure that I am related to Albert Einstein.

However despite all of my research into my family tree, I just can't prove my theory of relativity.

### After years of studying, a physics student comes rushing into Einstein's office shouting...

"Professor, Professor, I think I finally understand your theory of Special Relativity!"

Einstein rolls his eyes

"It's about time!"

### Relativity

A student is taking the train back to MIT, and realizes that Albert Einstein just sat down in the seat next to him! Excitedly, the student asks: "Excuse me, professor. Does Boston stop at this train?"

### Can't believe that it's been over a hundred years since Einstein proposed his theory of relativity.

Feels like it was only yesterday...

### I can't believe it has been more than a hundred years since Einstein published his Theory of Relativity.

It seems like only yesterday.

### Why are people from Arkansas so good at Science?

Because they use the Theory of Relativity to find a partner.

### Student runs into Einstein's office after years of study and shouts...

"Sir, Sir, I finally understand your theory of Special Relativity!"

Einstein rolls his eyes, sighs and says, "It's about time"

### My SO told me she had never heard of Einstein's Theory of Relativity before today.

I said, "It's about time!"

### "According to relativity, time itself travels at the speed of light, but along the imaginary axis."

"i c"

### Albert Einstein Begins a Lecture on General Relativity:

Ok, let's get started, so here is the gravity of the situation...

### What's the difference between Einstein and Kim Kardashian?

Einstein is famous for special relativity, Kim is famous for simple reality tv.

### Lazlo's Chinese relativity axiom

No matter how great your triumphs or how tragic your defeats-approximately one billion Chinese couldn't care less,

### Two guys are talking about their family histories...

GUY 1: Hey, I heard you're Einstein's distant cousin.

GUY 2: I'm not sure, really. It's just a theory of relativity.

### What's the difference between general and special relativity

Ones in charge of an army and the others a vegetable

### Yo mama so fat...

... slapping her belly causes gravitational waves.

OR

... every step she takes causes a ripple in special relativity.

## What are the funniest relativity jokes of all time?

Did you ever wanted to stand out with a good sense of humour **joking about Relativity**? Well, here are the best Relativity puns to laugh out loud. Crazy and funny Relativity pick up lines to share with friends.