Relationship Jokes

• Short Relationship Jokes
• Relationship One Liners
• Dating Relationship Jokes
• Distance Relationship Jokes
• Long Distance Relationship Jokes
• Stable Relationship Jokes
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Funniest Relationship Short Jokes

Short relationship jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The relationship humour may include short conversation jokes also.

1. My girlfriend borrowed $100 from me. After 3years, when we separated, she returned exactly $100. I lost Interest in that relationship.
2. My last relationship ended because I didn't open the car door for her. Instead I just swam for the surface.
3. I just found out my girlfriend just gave me an STD.... Looks like I'm gonorrhea-valuate the relationship
4. Statistics say that 1 out of 3 people in a relationship is unfaithful. I just need to work out if that's my wife or my girlfriend
5. Today I was asked how I view lesbian relationships Apparently "in HD" wasn't the right answer
6. America should go 4 years with no president after this term ends. Taking some time to be single after an abusive relationship is really important.
7. I loaned $200 to my girlfriend 5 years ago. She returned exactly $200 after we separated. I lost interest in that relationship
8. 1 in every 3 people cheats in their relationships. I'm left wondering... Is it my wife or my girlfriend that's cheating?
9. Statistics say that 1/3 of people cheat in their relationships Which got me thinking,
   Is it my wife or is it my girlfriend who is cheating?
10. With relationships, they say there's plenty of fish in the sea... But I'm just stuck here holding my rod

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Relationship One Liners

Which relationship one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with relationship? I can suggest the ones about connection and interaction.

1. My wife and I have an open relationship Found out last night
2. I'm making a graph of my past relationships... I have an 'ex'-axis and a 'why?'-axis.
3. Why do some couples not go to the gym? Some relationships don't work out...
4. My girlfriend just told me she has a STD... I'm Gonorrhoea-valuate our relationship
5. I could never cheat in a relationship That would require 2 people to find me attractive
6. Today I ended a long term relationship. I don't really care though, it wasn't mine.
7. Why do Romans always have a hard time ending relationships? Their X is always a 10.
8. They say 1 in 3 people cheat in a relationship Not sure if it's my wife or my girlfriend.
9. I just ended a 5 year relationship today. It's okay. It wasn't my relationship.
10. I just ended a 5 years long relationship I'm fine, it wasn't my relationship.
11. Why are relationships complex? Because you're real, but your girlfriend is imaginary
12. Relationships are like Algebra... You look at your X and wonder Y.
13. My relationship with my girlfriend is quite complex. I'm the real part.
14. Who cooks in a lesbian relationship? None they both eat out.
15. I just ended a 5 year relationship! I am fine though because it wasn't my relationship.

Dating Relationship Jokes

Here is a list of funny dating relationship jokes and even better dating relationship puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• My grandpa once told me he dated Marie Curie. He was attracted to her glowing spirit and radiant personality.
  Sadly, their relationship became toxic.
• Why can't Indiana Jones find a long lasting relationship? Bad dates.
• I was dating a midget but it didn't work out. My parents and friends looked down on her.
  Bonus: It was a short relationship.
• Just had to cut ties with the girl I was dating after I found out we both wanted different things. She wanted a relationship and I wanted a better looking girlfriend.
• Apparently oj simpson is interested in dating again. He's ready to have another stab at a relationship.
• American Airlines I'm like the American Airlines of dating, we understand you had other options of relationships and we're sorry you chose us.
• How come Miss Piggy hasn't thought about dating Porky Pig? Because she's in a kermitted relationship.
• What do you call it when two horses date? A stable relationship
• I was on a date other day when the girl said she wanted to start a long distance relationship using semaphore. Raised a couple of red flags...
• So my brother is dating a mermaid. Yeah, apparently their relationship's on the rocks.

Distance Relationship Jokes

Here is a list of funny distance relationship jokes and even better distance relationship puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• I just can't take this long distance relationship anymore... I'm moving the fridge to my room.
• My girlfriend and I are trying the whole "long distance relationship thing" Also, the police say on top of having to stay 100 feet away, I need to stop referring to her as my "girlfriend"
• I feel like my girlfriend and I don't speak the same language sometimes I say we have a long distance relationship.
  She says I have a restraining order.
• My girlfriend and I just transitioned to a long distance relationship Or as the judge insists on calling it, a restraining order
• Did you hear about the houses that fell in love? It was a lawn-distanced relationship
• My girlfriend and I just transitioned to a long distance relationship Or as she likes to call it, a restraining order
• Why do stormtroopers never have long distance relationships? Because they'd miss each other.
• Almost all of my relationships are long distance relationships. I'm a midget.
• My girlfriend and I are now in a long distance relationship I still see her all the time, I'm just not legally permitted to be within 1,000 ft. of her.
• Tall people and Short people should never date. Long distance relationships never work out.

Long Distance Relationship Jokes

Here is a list of funny long distance relationship jokes and even better long distance relationship puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• What are the advanteges of a long distance relationship? All four people are happy.
• My girlfriend and I are in a long distance relationship. I live in Seoul, Korea.
  And she lives in the future.
• Has anyone tried long distance relationships? I have and I hated it, i couldn't take it anymore, So... I moved..... My fridge to my room.
• I'm in a long-distance relationship My girlfriend lives in the future.
• Yo mama so fat, when she stands next to yo daddy they still in a long-distance relationship.
• I had a 1 year long-distance relationship with a woman I'd never met, but when I finally met her supposedly length mattered
• I can't stand this long distance relationship anymore... Especially since the stay away order.
• "How is your long distance relationship going?" "So far, so good."
• I'm in a long distance relationship, her restraining order ends tomorrow.
• My friend tried dating a woman who was 7'11'' but had to break up with her. He should have seen it coming, long distance relationships never work out.

Stable Relationship Jokes

Here is a list of funny stable relationship jokes and even better stable relationship puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• Why do horses have such a low divorce rate? Because they're all in *stable* relationships!
• I divorced my wife and bought a horse... I'm finally in a stable relationship.
• Why did the thoroughbred break up with the wild horse? Because she was looking for a stable relationship.
• A bad joke:- Why did the horse feel at home in front of an old couple? Because he found their relationship to be stable
• I only date people who love horses They tend to be a more stable relationship
• Why won't the jockey leave his wife? Because they have a stable relationship.
• Took ketamine at my wedding It didn't make for a stable relationship
• Did you know that horses are monogamous? They prefer stable relationships.
• I've been dating a horse girl for three years now It's been a stable relationship
• Why did the horse have nowhere to sleep? He just got out of a stable relationship.

Hilarious Relationship Jokes that Bring Laughter with Friends

What funny jokes about relationship you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean related jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make relationship pranks.