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What do my relationships and fat people have in common?
They never work out.
Why did Chris Brown stop having long-term relationships?
He wanted 2 hit singles
What's a similarity between obese people, and my relationships with women?
They don't work out.
1 in every 3 people cheats in their relationships. I'm left wondering...
Is it my wife or my girlfriend that's cheating?
Why do mathematicians have a hard time moving on in relationships?
Because they're always trying to find the x.
They don't know y, either.
Being cross-eyed has made it difficult for me to stay in monogamous relationships
Sometimes when I'm seeing a girl I can't help but also see someone else on the side
Why do horses have such a low divorce rate?
Because they're all in *stable* relationships!
I'm making a graph of my past relationships...
I have an 'ex'-axis and a 'why?'-axis.
Why are relationships complex?
Because you're real, but your girlfriend is imaginary
Today I was asked how I view lesbian relationships
Apparently "in HD" wasn't the right answer
So, my lesbian friend asked how I view lesbian relationships.
In Hd was not the correct answer.
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Relationships are like a seesaw.
If one of you gets too bored or too fat, the fun's over.
Lesbian relationships
The other day a feminist asked me how I view lesbian relationships.
Apparently "in HD" was the wrong answer.
My teenage daughter asked me how I viewed lesbian relationships
Apperently in HD wasn't the answer she was looking for
How are relationships like algebra?
You look at your X and try to find out Y
Relationships are like Algebra...
You look at your X and wonder Y.
Women need to work on relationships more
This is the 10th time I've been told, "it has nothing to do with you, it's me"....
My lesbian friend asked me how I view Lesbian Relationships
Apparently, in HD wasn't an appropriate answer.
Why do stormtroopers never have long distance relationships?
Because they'd miss each other.
My girlfriend asked me how do i see lesbian relationships
Apparently 'In HD' wasn't the right answer.
I was asked by a feminist how I viewed lesbian relationships
I guess in HD was not the answer she was expecting.
"I've been in 3 emotionally abusive relationships"
Said Dave to his new friend.
"I'm so sorry!"
"Huh. I had them thinking it was their fault as well"
Relationships are like fat people...
Most don't work out!
A feminist asked me how I view lesbian relationships. She slapped me when I answered
I guess "In HD" is the wrong answer
Statistics say that 1/3 of people cheat in their relationships
Which got me thinking,
Is it my wife or is it my girlfriend who is cheating?
Someone asked me how I view Lesbian relationships...
and apparently, "in HD" wasn't the correct answer.
I asked my aunt how much a couple is, she said two or three
Maybe that's why her relationships don't work out so well
Why do some couples not go to the gym?
Some relationships don't work out...
The other day, this girl was complaining about relationships....
"I hate guys," she said, "they're all the same."
To which I responded, "No one told you to try them all."
why don't trees cheat on each other
they're in mahogomous relationships
A drunk man is pulled over by a policeman at 2am
The policeman asks, "hey there, may I ask where you're headed?"
"I'm off to a conference about the effects of alcohol. How it affects relationships, the economy, how it has an effect on my children."
"And who, may I ask is leading this conference at this hour?" Asks the policeman.
"My wife when I get home."
When asked how I view lesbian relationships
In High Definition apparently is not an appropriate answer.
A feminist asked me how I see lesbian relationships.
"In HD" was apparently the wrong answer.
Why can't programmers maintain good relationships?
They have a lot of arguments.
Relationships are like smartphones.....
You look at your iPhone 7 and think, it used to be a lot quicker to turn this thing on.
Relationships are like the card game bridge...
If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand.
For Valentine's Day I made a chart of past relationships....
It has an ex-axis and a why-axis.
Almost all of my relationships are long distance relationships.
I'm a midget.
Why does 007 try to form so many relationships with women?
He was told to, "bond James, bond!"
I'm very secretive when it comes to relationships...
...even my girlfriend doesn't know we're together yet
Today I was asked how I view lesbian relationships.
Apparently "4K ultra high definition" was not the right answer.
Surgeons are terrible in relationships.
They know everyone's the same on the inside.
I made a chart of my past relationships
It had an ex axis and a why axis
Half of relationships end because of bad s**.... Mine however ended because of good s**...
... with another woman.
Some people have platonic relationships. Me and my wife have a Socratic one
We argue all the time
You know the saying "bros before h**..."?
Well, I've found out how I can balance my relationships between the two evenly...
...a homie-h**...-stasis, if you will
I just finished making a graph of all my past relationships with women
It has an Ex axis and a Why axis.
In a recent interview I was asked how I viewed lesbian relationships.
Apparently In 4K if it's available wasn't the answer they were looking for.
My lesbian neighbors asked how I view lesbian relationships
In HD was not the right answer
My relationships are like my dad
They just don't work out.
I got asked how i see lesbian relationships
I guess "Usually in 4k" was the wrong answer
With relationships, they say there's plenty of fish in the sea...
But I'm just stuck here holding my rod
My teacher asked me how I view lesbian relationships...
Apparently 1080p Full Screen HD wasn't the right answer.
I made a graph showing my past relationships
It has an ex-axis and a why-axis
Why don't some couple go to the gym
Because some relationships don't work out
My relationships are a lot like algebra.
I often look at my X and wonder Y.
If you're unhappy when single, you won't be happy in a relationship.
Happiness come from DRUGS not relationships.
I keep getting unlucky in relationships. My last girlfriend had no personality
And the previous one had 3
Not good at relationships
My last relationship ended because I didn't open the car door for her... instead, I swam up to the surface.
Today, my teacher asked me how I view lesbian relationships
Apparently, in Full HD was not the right answer
I like my relationships like my whisky
On the rocks
Old relationships are a lot like algebra...
have you ever looked at your x and wondered y?
Math is easy!
If there is one thing I learned in High school it's that, relationships are like algebra, you look at your X and wonder Y.
People don't want kids being taught about gay relationships as they think that'll turn their child gay. I learnt about WW2, it doesn't mean I want to invade Poland.
Yet.
I'm making a graph of all my old relationships
It has an ex axis and a why axis.
Siri, why am I so bad at relationships with women?
This is Alexa.
So we hated congress a few days ago for not giving us $2000 but today we love then after the riot yesterday...
...so abusive relationships do work
My teacher asked me this morning, what was my view on lesbian relationships...
Apparently, 4K Ultra HD was not the answer she was expecting,
I know of a z**... scientist who is studying human-dog s**... relationships.
He's always in his lab
Relationships are like Indian food
They start out hot and spicy but end up with someone on the toilet crying and saying why me.
Today a woman asked me how I viewed lesbian relationships.
Apparently, in HD was not the right answer.
I made a video about the symbiotic relationships between f**... and algae
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I was recently asked how I view lesbian relationships.
Apparently "in 4K" was the wrong answer
Relationships
They are like the suits in a pack of cards,
They start out all hearts and diamonds………..
…….but eventually you wish you had a club and a s**...!
American Airlines
I'm like the American Airlines of dating, we understand you had other options of relationships and we're sorry you chose us.
I made a graph showing all of my past relationships.
It has an ex-axis and a why-axis.
Why do Romans always have a hard time ending relationships?
Their X is always a 10.
Why do tennis players s**... at relationships?
Because love means nothing to them.
Today I shocked a girl doing a survey!
She asked "how do I view lesbian relationships"... Apparently "in UHD 4K" wasn't amongst the options.
During a job interview....
... for a position with an international company that prided itself on workplace diversity, Tony was asked how he viewed gay relationships in the workplace.
Apparently, "In 4K resolution" wasn't the right answer.
Archaeologists s**... at relationships...
... that's why they are dating dinosaours
My friend asked me:
How do you view lesbian relationships?
Not sure what my friend meant but I simply responded: full HD.
I got asked how i view lesbian relationships
Apparently in HD wasnt the right answer
Reddit advice on relationships
Reddit advice on relationships no matter the question: leave them, it's a red flag! . The Redditor then feels satisfied, having posted sound advice, and goes to sleep alone in their single-mom's basement.
I plotted all of my past relationships on a chart
It had an ex axis and a why axis.
Why do Hitmen have trouble maintaining steady relationships?
Because their dates are always afraid of being taken out.
Juliet hates it when people give her advice about relationships.
It's not her first Romeo.
I was trying to do some research on human and dog relationships
But I got stuck in my lab
Algebra reminds me of my past relationships
I mean, have you ever looked at your x and wondered y?
Plato didn't have a wife or kids..
Clearly, all his relationships were platonic.
Someone asked me how I view lesbian relationships.
So I said in full HD.
