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32 relationship status jokes and hilarious relationship status puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about relationship status that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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Funniest Relationship Status Short Jokes

Short relationship status jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The relationship status humour may include short dating relationship jokes also.

  1. My relationship status: I just tried to reach for my dog's paw and he pulled it away, so I pretended I was reaching for the remote.
  2. Relationship Status Just reached for my dog's paw and he pull it away so I pretended I was reaching for the remote
  3. Why doesn't Shirley Manson change her Facebook relationship status? She's only happy when "It's Complicated."
  4. My relationship status is like that other missing sock, I'm all alone and eventually end up getting trashed
  5. What's The Difference Between A Year And My Relationship Status? At least a year can change.
  6. Facebook should have a limit on times you can update your relationship status, after 3 it should default to 'unstable'.
  7. Updating your relationship status in public is fine. Updating your relationship problems in public is stupidity.

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Relationship Status One Liners

Which relationship status one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with relationship status? I can suggest the ones about romantic relationship and status updates.

  1. Relationship status of Elon Musk Forever Elon.
  2. Current relationship status: The only date I'm looking forward to is my untimely death
  3. whats Hitlers relationship status... He's Nazing anybody
  4. Relationship Status: Taken by Liam Neeson
  5. My relationship status
  6. My current relationship status: I'm a single pringle in a snack with no stack.
  7. Remember when "It's complicated" was a relationship status, not a gender?
  8. Relationship status: Autocorrect changes my girl to my grill.
  9. Relationship Status: I'm a Rubik's Cube. Now try and figure me out.
  10. Relationship status - table for one but drinks for two.
  11. I broke both my hands today... Relationship status, "it's complicated."

Make fun with this list of one liners, jokes and riddles. Each joke is crafted with thought and creativity, delivering punchlines that are unexpected and witty. The humor about relationship status can easily lighten the mood and bring smiles to people's faces. This compilation of relationship status puns is not just entertaining but also a testament to the art of joke-telling. The jokes in this list are designed to display different humor styles, ensuring that every reader at any age finds something entertaining. Constantly updated, they offer a source of fun that ensures one is always smiling !

Great Relationship Status Jokes to Share, Laugh and Enjoy with Friends

What funny jokes about relationship status you can tell and make people laugh? One example I can give are clean relationship jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help make relationship status prank.

The Corporate Ladder

A recent study in USA have found an interesting relationship between a man social status and the sport he watches
1. The sport of choice for the urban poor is BASKETBALL
2. The sport of choice for maintenance level employee is BOWLING
3. The sport of choice for front line workers is American FOOTBALL
4. The sport of choice for supervisors is BASEBALL
5. The sport of Choice for middle management is TENNIS
6. the sport of Choice for corporate Officers is GOLF
CONCLUSION: The Higher you are in the corporate structure, the smaller your b**... become

A woman is in line at the grocery store when a very drunk man behind her looks the items in her cart and slurs "you mus' be single...!"

She was set to ignore him when she notices her shopping. There's nothing in her cart that would indicate her relationship status...
Curiosity gets the better of her and she answers him
"I am actually, but, how did you know?"
The drunk straightens up slightly and says "cos you're f**...' ugly...!"

You must be single.

A woman was walking to the checkout at the supermarket when she passed a drunk man leaning against a newspaper rack. Obviously being someone she didn't want to engage in conversation, she walks past him and starts unloading the contents of her cart onto the conveyor belt.
1 head of lettuce
A bag of flour
4 oranges
A loaf of bread
A pack of toilet paper
A flat of water
And two pounds of ground beef.
The woman is about to check out when she notices the drunk man has been watching her the entire time, he yells out with such conviction:
"You must be single!"
The woman was indeed single and knew she shouldn't engage this drunk man, but she looked at what she had bought and nothing jumped out at her that should broadcast her relationship status. She responds:
"You're right! I am single. But how on earth could you tell?"
Slurring his words, the man replies:
"Cuz' yer ugly."

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The impact of these relationship status jokes can be both social and psychological. They can help to ease tensions, create bonds between people, and even improve overall mental health. The success of a joke often relies on the delivery, timing, and audience. Jokes can be used in various settings, from social gatherings to professional presentations, and are often employed to lighten the mood or enhance a story.