I lost Interest in that relationship.
Instead I just swam for the surface.
I just need to work out if that's my wife or my girlfriend
I lost Interest in that relationship.
Took me ages to get her husband's voice right.
I have to stay 100 feet away from her at all times. Also, the police say I should stop referring to her as my girlfriend.
I lost interest in that relationship
I'm Gonorrhoea-valuate our relationship
But I'm just stuck here holding my rod
That would require 2 people to find me attractive
I don't really care though, it wasn't mine.
Which is why I keep a large number of goats in my garden…
I just don't know whether it's my wife, or girlfriend.
Not sure if it's my wife or my girlfriend.
It's okay. It wasn't my relationship.
Looks like it was my Destiny 2 break up with her.
I'm fine, it wasn't my relationship.
Because that would require two people to find me attractive.
Because you're real, but your girlfriend is imaginary
1. It`s important to have a woman who helps at home, cooks, cleans and has a job.
2. It`s important to have a woman who can make you laugh.
3. It`s important to have a woman you can trust and who would never lie.
4. It`s important to have a woman who is good in bed and likes being with you.
5. It`s absolutely important that these four women never meet.
You look at your X and wonder Y.
The engagement ring, the wedding ring and the suffer ring
I'm the real part.
I'm fine, it wasn't my relationship :P
None they both eat out.
No one, they both eat out.
I am fine though because it wasn't my relationship.
Neither. They eat out.
Well then I've got some news for you
I'm moving the fridge to my room.
I'm fine though, it wasn't mine
and you don't end every relationship with "I need space" then you're just wasting your time
I'm OK though, it wasn't my relationship
My wife wouldn't like to hear that, though.
But only if you consider 2 underage kids in a relationship that lasted 3 days causing 2 suicides and 3 murders romantic...
Husband: This relationship is what? Over.
It feels like he's always trying to drive me away.
part real, part imaginary.
Battery
It's amazing at first but when it's over you feel empty inside.
My girlfriend is imaginary.
Because they have high double standards.
I just can't tell if it's my wife or my girlfriend.
Love means nothing to them.
and the wife suggests they each pick one person that they can have sex with without the other getting mad. The husband agrees and lets the wife go first. She thinks about it for a bit and settles on Brad Pitt. The husband nods his head and says "The neighbor."
You look at your X and try to find out Y
She's a psycho and he's logical.
They need space.
I lost interest in that relationship.
This relationship is what? Over.
9/11
You always look at your x and try to figure out y.
we never laugh.
She was less than impressed with the dead goat I left in our kitchen.
I suppose there's a lot less competition when you're homeschooled
Which unfortunately cost her 12 points,a bonus chance and she has to wear the hat that looks like a colander til she rolls a double 6.
That's why people call me handsome.
It read as follows:
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*Michael*,
*I can no longer continue our relationship. The distance between us is too great and too long. I must confess that I have cheated on you twice, and this situation is not fair for either of us. I'm really sorry.*
*Love, Elizabeth*
*P.S. Please return the picture you have of me*
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The Marine, his feelings hurt, asked his fellow Marines for any snapshots they had of mothers, sisters, girlfriends, cousins, ex-girlfriends, or aunts they had. After a while he had obtained a sizeable collection, and so he stuffed them all 62 of them into an envelope, including the picture of Elizabeth, along with this letter:
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*Elizabeth,*
*I can't quite remember what you look like. Please take your picture from the pile and return the rest.*
*Take care, Michael*
Joe invited his mother over for dinner one night. During the course of said dinner his mother couldn't help but notice the staggering beauty of Joe's roommate. She had been long suspicious of a relationship between them, and her beauty combined with the banter she had seen them share only made her all the more curious.
Joe noticed his mother's suspicion. "I know what you must be thinking, but I assure you that Julie and I are just roommates."
A week later, Julie came to Joe and said, "Ever since your mother came to dinner, I can't seem to find the gravy ladle. You don't suppose she took it on accident, do you?"
Joe agreed that it was a reasonable possibility, and wrote a letter to his mother inquiring about the ladle. It read, "I'm not saying you 'did' take the ladle, nor am I saying you 'did not' take the ladle,' but the fact is it's been missing since you came to dinner last week."
Several weeks later, a reply came.
"I'm not saying you 'do' sleep with Julie, nor am I saying you 'do not' sleep with Julie. The fact is if she was sleeping in her own bed, she would have found the ladle by now."
He's now ruthless and she got off, scott free.
Everytime I hit her, she keeps coming back.
1. Puberty: masturbating in secrecy and shame.
2. Early adulthood: comfortable masturbation in your room and some casual sex with strangers.
3. First serious relationship: wild sex all the time.
4. First years of marriage: steady and regular sex.
5. Marriage after children: masturbating in secrecy and shame.
Neither, they eat out.
"Oh yeah?"
"Yeah.. We're going through a rough patch"
When Lorraine found out, she left me. Then I realized
I can see Claire Lee now Lorraine is gone.
It was a lawn-distanced relationship
in one night stand you tear off the panties
in long relationship you gently remove the panties
in marriage you wash and dry the panties. then fold them and put them in the clothes cupboard.
I screamed, "Lego of me!"
But it is ok, it wasn't my relationship
We've been playing Hide n Seek for nearly 22 years and I still can't find him!
Finally they decided it was time for marriage. Before the wedding, they went out to dinner and had a long conversation regarding how their marriage might work. They discussed finances, living arrangements and so on. Finally the old gentleman decided it was time to broach the subject of their physical relationship. "How do you feel about sex?" he asked, rather trustingly. "Well," she says, responding very carefully, "I'd have to say I would like it infrequently." The old gentleman sat quietly for a moment. Then, looking over his glasses, he looked her in the eye and asked, "Was that one word or two?"
I'm not too bothered, it wasn't mine
But its okay, it wasn't my relationship
We were together 7 years. Off and on.
I'm finally in a stable relationship.
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