Relationship Advice Jokes
9 relationship advice jokes and hilarious relationship advice puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about relationship advice that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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For my Cake day I would like to share my biologist wife's favorite joke.
Two girls are giving relationship advice to their friend.
The confectioner says:
"The quickest way to a man's heart is through his stomach." And offers to help the girl bake a cake.
The doctor says:
"That is actually false, the quickest way to a man's heart is through the fourth and fifth ribs."
Never understood why my friends never asked for relationship advice from me.....
I've had over 9 successful marriages.
A man is giving relationship advice via calls
A man is giving relationship advice via calls to a friend
Friend: i don't want to leave her, i really care abo-
He replies: I can't hear you, you're breaking up
A struggling businessman named John approaches Yoda seeking financial advice
John asks Yoda How is it that I am not rich? I work 80 hours a week, I kiss up to my bosses, I avoid my family, I stay away from romantic relationships, I never go out with friends, and yet still, I am not wealthy. Everybody told me that under capitalism, if I worked hard enough, I too could be rich and powerful.
Yoda took a second to think. He then replied Ahhh yes. Cap, it all is..mm?
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What do relationship advice and communist p**... have in common?
There are loads of red flags involved.
Juliet hates it when people give her advice about relationships.
It's not her first Romeo.
Reddit advice on relationships
Reddit advice on relationships no matter the question: leave them, it's a red flag! . The Redditor then feels satisfied, having posted sound advice, and goes to sleep alone in their single-mom's basement.
Friend: You give the best relationship advices, but why are you single.
Me: Coaches don't play.
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Relationship Advice
A middle-aged factory worker finds that his love-life has fallen a bit flat lately. During lunch, he asks his buddy:
"Hey man, do you and your wife do anything special to keep s**... interesting? Like...I dunno, do you say anything special to your wife during s**...?"
"Nah." Says the other guy. "I don't keep the phone by the bed."
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