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Funniest Related Short Jokes

Short related jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The related humour may include short relevant jokes also.

1. Some of us live thousands of miles away from most of our relatives and can't be with them this holiday season... ... Please don't be jealous
2. My wife accused me of hating her family and relatives... I replied, "No, I don't hate your relatives. In fact, I like your mother-in-law a lot better than I like mine."
3. My buddy said to me yesterday, "If I shagged your wife, would that make us related"? I said "No man, that would just make us even."
4. If you find $60-80 to be too expensive for ancestry DNA kits, I have a cheap alternative... Announce that you won the lottery and you'll quickly find relatives you never knew you had!
5. The movie titanic turns 25 later this year. In related news, Leonardo DiCaprio said he is no longer interested in seeing it.
6. My wife thinks that I don't care for her relatives. I told her that's not true. I love her mother-in-law more than I love mine.
7. My Boyfriend said I'm starting to annoy him because I relate everything to Batman…. What a joker!!!
8. If shoe size really is directly related to the size of a man's package... Then clowns are way scarier than we all thought.
9. I couldn't afford an Ancestry DNA kit... So I just announced that I had won the lottery. I soon found out to all my relatives are.
10. You don't need an Ancestry DNA kit to find out who your relatives are. Just tell everyone that you've won the lottery.

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Related One Liners

Which related one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with related? I can suggest the ones about relations and similar.

1. Money is relative. The more money you make.. The more relatives seem to know you.
2. Einstein's second wife was his cousin ... ... so I guess sometimes love is relative.
3. Roses are red Roses are blue, depending on their velocity relative to you
4. Was Einstein's theory good? Relatively
5. How similar are dad jokes to uncle jokes? Well, they're related.
6. Why Einstein loved his parents and grandparents? They were all relatives.
7. All of my jokes are anti-vaxer related They all die in new
8. I named my boat Relation. Now I can tell people... I have a Relationship.
9. Why did Einstein only own grandfather clocks Because time is relative
10. Success is relative…. The more success, the more relatives you have!
11. People say wealth is relative The wealthier you are, the more relatives you will get.
12. What do geology and Alabama have in common? Relative dating
13. Why did Einstein marry his first cousin? Because, it was all relative.
14. Anything not related to elephants is irrelephant.
15. What section on Pornhub do people from Alabama go to the most? Related

It Related Jokes

Here is a list of funny it related jokes and even better it related puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• An Apple Store in Minneapolis reported losing $200,000 in inventory to riot-related theft. 'Thankfully the looters took nothing but two iPhones' the store's associate manager said.
• Albert Einstein owed the inspiration for one of his best ideas to his cousin who had Down Syndrome... he had a special relative, you see?
• Steak related jokes are not very common... But when it's good, it's a rare medium well done.
• I took some roadkill I hit home to barbeque for dinner, On a related note... anyone have any use for a child's bicycle and backback?
• A man and his wife drove past the beautiful countryside... They saw a pig, rolling in the mud, so wife said: "Your relative?"
  Man replied: "Yes, mother-in-law."
• I'm surprised the University of Alabama doesn't offer a major in archaeology. I heard they are really into relative dating out there.
• It's hard to find a good partner in most of the US But in Alabama, you can find a partner with relative ease
• I'm a scientist who's researching b**... between humans and dogs… If you'd like more details, I'll be in my lab…
• Reading all these jokes makes me go numb... But reading mathematics-related jokes makes me go number
• It's my birthday, so here's a related joke. Why are birthdays good for you?
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  Statistics show: those who have the most, live the longest.

Hearing Related Jokes

Here is a list of funny hearing related jokes and even better hearing related puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• NBC Every time I see or hear anything related to the NBC news network, my brain automatically goes: Nuclear, Biological, Chemical.
• What did the hacker say at the congressional hearing? "I will answer any related queries to disassembly"
• Good News! I heard that the US government will stop enhanced interrogations. On a related note I hear that United Airlines has a new government contract.
• Want to hear a joke related to current events? I wasn't talking to you, I was talking to the CIA.
• I hear Jian Ghomeshie found a new gig... Training staff at United in the new Customer Relations initiative.
• Did you guys hear about that NASCAR driver that murdered that other driver? The police don't know what happened, but they suspect that it might be race related.
• There comes a time... ...when hearing your relatives say "Look how big you've grown" is no longer a compliment.
• A fellow says to his friend: "So I hear all truth is relative". The friend replies: "your truth or mine?"

Work Related Jokes

Here is a list of funny work related jokes and even better work related puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• A woman in work was fired for having intimate relations with a colleague. We don't know who fingered her
• I have a now famous relative I have a now famous relative named Neil Coal who works in music. Back in 2003 he was under pressure to release his first album.
  You might know him as Niel Diamond.
• I tried telling my friend from down south how becoming blood brothers works. He couldn't understand the concept because they were all related already.
• I've been using the STAYFOCUSED extension which I find helpful. Because I use it to block out work related websites so I can focus on my procrastination.
• I used to work at Human Relations in the coal industry, but I got tired of all the miner details.
• A man visits a lawyer after losing his legs in a work related incident... The lawyer advised him not to sue because he didn't have a leg to stand on.

Hilarious Related Jokes that Bring Laughter with Friends

What funny jokes about related you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean reference jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make related pranks.