Relapsing Jokes
7 relapsing jokes and hilarious relapsing puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about relapsing that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Relapsing Funny Jokes to Tell Your Friends and Kids.
What is a good relapsing joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.
Relapse
"Great news, Mr. Oscarson," the psychiatrist reported. "After eighteen months of therapy, I can pronounce you finally and completely cured of your kleptomania. You'll never be trapped by the desire to steal again. "Gee, that's great, Doc," the patient replied."And just to prove it, I want you to stop by Sears on the way home and walk the length of the store.
You'll see - you'll feel no temptation to shoplift whatsoever. "Oh, Doctor, whatever can I do to thank you? "Well," suggested the psychiatrist, "if you DO have a relapse, I could use a new microwave. "
Michael Vick
Q. Why does michael vick never relapse to killing puppies?
A. Because he's doing just fine killing the birds.
My wife was a s**... addict before she married me.
And she hasn't relapsed since.
What do you call it when an addict cat relapses on catnip?
A n**... slip 😃
I thought that I had gotten over my Eminem addiction...
But then, I Relapsed.
Thom Yorke had to cancel some shows due to relapse
...So he checked himself into a 15 step program
What's the worst songs you can sing to a recovering addict?
"Relapse, come do it..."
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