The Best 11 Rejoice Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Rejoice jokes. There are some rejoice eminence jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these rejoice triumphant puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Rejoice Jokes and Puns

The Pope and Donald Trump are standing in front of a large crowd.

The Pope says to Trump, Do you know that with one little wave of my hand I can make every person in this crowd go wild with joy? This joy will not be a momentary display, like that of your followers, but go deep into their hearts and for the rest of their lives whenever they speak of this day, they will rejoice!

Trump replies, I seriously doubt that, with one wave of your hand? Show me!

So the Pope slapped him.

The Pope, Xi Jinping and Donald Trump are summoned by God

"OK", said God, "the world's gonna end in 20 years, go back and prepare your people".

The Pope prepared a great mass at St. Peter's Square and announced "Dear Catholics, I have good and bad news. Rejoice, for God is real, but also repent, for the end of the world is coming in 20 years".

Xi Jinping held a speech in front of the CCP. "Horrible news, comrades, not only is God real, he also told us the world is coming to an end in 20 years".

Trump tweeted "Great news everyone! God knows I'm important!"

The Pope and Hillary Clinton

The Pope and Hillary Clinton are on the same stage in Yankee Stadium in front of a huge crowd.

The Pope leans towards Hillary and said, "Do you know that with one little wave of my hand I can make every person in the crowd go wild with joy? The joy will not be a momentary display , but will go deep into their hearts and they'll forever speak of this day and rejoice."

Hillary replied, "I seriously doubt that with one little wave of your hand that is possible; show me."

His Holiness then backhanded Hillary and knocked her off the stage! The crowd roared and cheered wildly and there was happiness throughout the land.

Rejoice joke, The Pope and Hillary Clinton

We're sorry, but the "blind people rejoice" meeting has been postponed,

Due to unforeseen circumstances.

I walked up to a woman in a bar and said hey, baby, if you were a fruit you'd be a fine-apple.

She responded and if you were a fruit, women would rejoice.


The Pope and Trump are in front of a large crowd

The Pope leaned over to Trump and whispered in his ear, With one wave of my hand everyone in this room will rejoice.

Trump whispered back, Prove it.

So the Pope raised his hand and slapped him.

Was part of a really bad dodgeball team named off in the woods....

Other other teams would rejoice saying "Last night we beat off in the woods".

Rejoice joke, Was part of a really bad dodgeball team named off in the woods....

What did the religious salad say to the fruit

Lettuce rejoice and be grapeful

Blind people are going to rejoice in December 2019.

I'm sure they'd form some sort of 2020 vision.

Tibet and Tiwan REJOICE!

Oh, nevermind. Wrong Chyna.

Corporations big and small rejoice as taxes are lowered in St. Louis for businesses.

Once again proving that famous saying; Missouri loves companies.

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