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Rejection Jokes

40 rejection jokes and hilarious rejection puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about rejection that are clean and suitable for kids and friends. We've covered all the best rejection lines jokes, rejection sensitivity jokes.

Funniest Rejection Short Jokes

Short rejection jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The rejection humour may include short rejected jokes also.

  1. I told the paramedics the wrong blood type for my ex Now she'll know what rejection feels like
  2. I told the ambulance guys the wrong blood type for my ex Now she should understand what rejection feels like.
  3. The editor rejected my book, he said my metaphores are incomprehensible... I'm sad as a coconut.
  4. Difference between computers and woman Unlike computers a woman will reject a 3 1/2 inch floppy.
  5. I told the ambulance men the wrong blood type for my ex Now she'll know what rejection feels like...
  6. I tried to join this walking group, but was rejected because they said I didn't walk "the right way." Man, I hate gait-keepers.
  7. What do you call a hindu who rejects the gods and prays to a slice of bread? A Naan Believer.
  8. My favourite thing to do is to walk into book stores and say Hello! I'm looking for a book titled 'How to deal with rejection without killing'. Do you have it?
  9. Oops.. My ex got into a bad accident recently. I told the doctors the wrong blood type. Now she will really know what rejection feels like.
  10. 80% of Swedish nationals report enjoying the lockdown despite having initially rejecting it. They say it makes them more productive. Personally, I think it's just a case of Stuckhome syndrome.

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Rejection One Liners

Which rejection one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with rejection? I can suggest the ones about denial and acceptance.

  1. I was rejected from my dream art school because I used the wrong pencil. It wasn't 2B.
  2. Are we as a society going to reject clickbait journalism? The answer may surprise you!
  3. Why was Anakin Skywalker rejected for a credit card? Because he applied for a MasterCard.
  4. What was Iron Man's rejected hero name? Fe Male
  5. What do you call a Muslim organization that rejects Muhammed? A non-prophet
  6. I wish I was bisexual I'd have twice as many people to reject me.
  7. Rejected Doctor Seuss book titles...GO!
  8. What do you call a fashion designer that rejects everything? Calvin Deklein.
  9. Why was Gandhi thrown out of the orchestra? He rejected the violins.
  10. My paper got rejected because it didn't have any pictures. Figures...
  11. Man i was so ugly as a kid Even the priest rejected me
  12. Why did the girl reject the landfill owner? His place is a dump
  13. My Cake Day joke: I finally got a girlfriend for Valentines Day!!! Her name is Rejection.
  14. Today is National ask your crush out day Today is also Rejection day
  15. Today I Learnt... Statistics is mainly about.. Rejecting H0s.

Rejection Sensitivity Jokes

Here is a list of funny rejection sensitivity jokes and even better rejection sensitivity puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • I'm very sensitive so I always go after the h**... dominatrixes when trying to get laid on Tinder Being rejected hurts less
Rejection joke, I'm very sensitive so I always go after the h**... dominatrixes when trying to get laid on Tinder

Rejection joke, I'm very sensitive so I always go after the h**... dominatrixes when trying to get laid on Tinder

Cheeky Rejection Jokes to Experience Good Cheer & Frivolity

What funny jokes about rejection you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean disappointment jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make rejection pranks.

Three things Christ promises he will never do: Won't leave you broken-hearted (Psalm 147:3), won't reject you (John 6:37), and won't leave you nor forsake you (Hebrews 13:5).

So in essence, Jesus is...>!never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down, never gonna run around and desert you.!<

A wife said, "Do you see that drunk guy?". The husbands said, "Yes. Who is he?". The wife said, "He proposed to me 10 years ago and I rejected him." The husband said...

"Oh my God! He's still celebrating."

Three things Christ promises he will never do: Won't leave you broken-hearted (Psalm 147:3), won't reject you (John 6:37), and won't leave you nor forsake you (Hebrews 13:5).

In essence, Jesus is never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down, never gonna run around and desert you.

A man and wife see a drunk guy

Ah, look at Patrick. says the wife.
Who's Patrick? says the husband.
The drunk guy, you know, we were a couple 10 years ago and he proposed to me back then. But I rejected him.
Good to see he's still celebrating.

Imagine telling someone you're bisexual.

Pessimist: That doubles the number of people who are going to reject you.
Optimist: That doubles the number of people you can date.
Realist: 2 times 0 is still 0.

I heard my ex girlfriend needs a new kidney

I'm not worried, her body hasn't rejected an o**... in 25 years.
-Tom Cotter

I decided to travel to the US.

At the Embassy for the visa interview...
Officer : Where to in the US?
Me : San Jose
Officer : It's pronounced as San Hosay. J is pronounced as H in the US.
Me : Oh, okay!
Officer : So how long do you plan to be in the US?
Me : From Hanuary to Hune or Huly.
Visa Rejected.

I recently rejected a junior software dev job at IKEA.

I kinda know java, kotlin and some php but unfortunately Assembly was required.

What profession is the pickiest when it comes to dating?

Scientists.
They reject H0s all the time.

Rejection joke, What profession is the pickiest when it comes to dating?