Rejection Jokes

• Short Rejection Jokes
• Rejection One Liners
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Funniest Rejection Short Jokes

Short rejection jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The rejection humour may include short rejected jokes also.

1. I told the paramedics the wrong blood type for my ex Now she'll know what rejection feels like
2. I told the ambulance guys the wrong blood type for my ex Now she should understand what rejection feels like.
3. The editor rejected my book, he said my metaphores are incomprehensible... I'm sad as a coconut.
4. Difference between computers and woman Unlike computers a woman will reject a 3 1/2 inch floppy.
5. I told the ambulance men the wrong blood type for my ex Now she'll know what rejection feels like...
6. I tried to join this walking group, but was rejected because they said I didn't walk "the right way." Man, I hate gait-keepers.
7. What do you call a hindu who rejects the gods and prays to a slice of bread? A Naan Believer.
8. My favourite thing to do is to walk into book stores and say Hello! I'm looking for a book titled 'How to deal with rejection without killing'. Do you have it?
9. Oops.. My ex got into a bad accident recently. I told the doctors the wrong blood type. Now she will really know what rejection feels like.
10. 80% of Swedish nationals report enjoying the lockdown despite having initially rejecting it. They say it makes them more productive. Personally, I think it's just a case of Stuckhome syndrome.

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Rejection One Liners

Which rejection one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with rejection? I can suggest the ones about denial and acceptance.

1. I was rejected from my dream art school because I used the wrong pencil. It wasn't 2B.
2. Are we as a society going to reject clickbait journalism? The answer may surprise you!
3. Why was Anakin Skywalker rejected for a credit card? Because he applied for a MasterCard.
4. What was Iron Man's rejected hero name? Fe Male
5. What do you call a Muslim organization that rejects Muhammed? A non-prophet
6. I wish I was bisexual I'd have twice as many people to reject me.
7. Rejected Doctor Seuss book titles...GO!
8. What do you call a fashion designer that rejects everything? Calvin Deklein.
9. Why was Gandhi thrown out of the orchestra? He rejected the violins.
10. My paper got rejected because it didn't have any pictures. Figures...
11. Man i was so ugly as a kid Even the priest rejected me
12. Why did the girl reject the landfill owner? His place is a dump
13. My Cake Day joke: I finally got a girlfriend for Valentines Day!!! Her name is Rejection.
14. Today is National ask your crush out day Today is also Rejection day
15. Today I Learnt... Statistics is mainly about.. Rejecting H0s.

Rejection Sensitivity Jokes

Here is a list of funny rejection sensitivity jokes and even better rejection sensitivity puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• I'm very sensitive so I always go after the h**... dominatrixes when trying to get laid on Tinder Being rejected hurts less

Cheeky Rejection Jokes to Experience Good Cheer & Frivolity

What funny jokes about rejection you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean disappointment jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make rejection pranks.