Cheeky Rejection Jokes to Experience Good Cheer & Frivolity
I told the paramedics the wrong blood type for my ex
Now she'll know what rejection feels like
I told the ambulance guys the wrong blood type for my ex
Now she should understand what rejection feels like.
I told the ambulance men the wrong blood type for my ex
Now she'll know what rejection feels like...
My favourite thing to do is to walk into book stores and say Hello! I'm looking for a book titled 'How to deal with rejection without killing'.
Do you have it?
Oops..
My ex got into a bad accident recently. I told the doctors the wrong blood type. Now she will really know what rejection feels like.
I was talking to a woman. After a while she told me she had never been on a date before.
She said, "I've never even asked a man out."
I said, "Why not?"
"I fear rejection," she replied.
"Well," I winked. "Why don't you ask me out?"
She plucked up the courage and said, "Do you...want...to go on a date?"
I said, "No, thanks. You're not my type."
When the paramedics asked if I knew my injured ex-girlfriend's blood type, I gave them the wrong one.
Now she'll get to know what rejection feels like
My wife has rejection issues. She asked me to help by rejecting her from time to time.
I said no.
My crush gave me her phone number!!
I didn't know she works at the Rejection Hotline, hope they pay her well :)
I walked into a bookstore and told the clerk...
I walked into a bookstore and I told the clerk, "I'm looking for a book called, 'How to Deal with Rejection without Killing'... Do you have it?? **Do you have it?**"
You know what's the ultimate form of rejection?
When your hand goes to sleep while you're m**....
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They say rejection is a hard pill to s**......
But it's just practice for the 60 pain killers later.
I curled up crying when I got my rejection letter from the abortion clinic.
They said they didn't need anyone in the fetal position.
My Cake Day joke: I finally got a girlfriend for Valentines Day!!!
Her name is Rejection.
Today is National ask your crush out day
Today is also Rejection day
I really dont mind possible rejection from a hot date..
I'll end up getting hammered either way
Me: Hi, I'm trying to fix my crippling fear of rejection, can I have your number?
Girl(s): absolutely not
Me: ah, thankyou.
I donated my blood to my ex and it was incompatible.
Now she knows how rejection feels like.
For a man to fully understand rejection
He must first be ignored by a cat.
My ex was in a terrible accident and needed a blood transfusion so the hospital called me asking for her blood type
I gave them the wrong blood type so she knows what rejection feels like.
I've never been great with rejection.
I miss her.
So does her family.
You will never know true rejection
until both of your hands fall asleep
"just got my rejection letter from MENSA"
-idiots.
Whenever I see a beautiful woman..
I can see clear rejection in her eyes for me.
I got a rejection letter from the origami university today,
I'm not sure what to make of it.
My ex had an accident
I told the paramedics the wrong blood type for her.
Now she will experience what rejection really feels like.
A man walks in to a book store and says I'm looking for a book on dealing with rejection without killing, DO YOU HAVE IT??
Unlucky librarian
Librarian: hey how can I help? Man: hey I'm looking for a book called "how to deal with rejection without killing"
Why does it take more than a million sperms to fertilize one egg?
1) Female Ego...
Rejection without Reason!
2) Male Ego...
Won't Ask For Directions!
