The Best 27 Rejection Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Rejection jokes. There are some rejection dissent jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these rejection reject puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Rejection Jokes and Puns

I told the paramedics the wrong blood type for my ex

Now she'll know what rejection feels like

I told the ambulance guys the wrong blood type for my ex

Now she should understand what rejection feels like.

I told the ambulance men the wrong blood type for my ex

Now she'll know what rejection feels like...

Rejection joke, I told the ambulance men the wrong blood type for my ex

My favourite thing to do is to walk into book stores and say Hello! I'm looking for a book titled 'How to deal with rejection without killing'.

Do you have it?

Oops..

My ex got into a bad accident recently. I told the doctors the wrong blood type. Now she will really know what rejection feels like.


I was talking to a woman. After a while she told me she had never been on a date before.

She said, "I've never even asked a man out."

I said, "Why not?"

"I fear rejection," she replied.

"Well," I winked. "Why don't you ask me out?"

She plucked up the courage and said, "Do you...want...to go on a date?"

I said, "No, thanks. You're not my type."

My wife has rejection issues. She asked me to help by rejecting her from time to time.

I said no.

Rejection joke, My wife has rejection issues. She asked me to help by rejecting her from time to time.

My crush gave me her phone number!!

I didn't know she works at the Rejection Hotline, hope they pay her well :)

You know what's the ultimate form of rejection?

When your hand goes to sleep while you're masturbating.

I walked into a bookstore and told the clerk...

I walked into a bookstore and I told the clerk, "I'm looking for a book called, 'How to Deal with Rejection without Killing'... Do you have it?? **Do you have it?**"

They say rejection is a hard pill to swallow...

But it's just practice for the 60 pain killers later.

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I curled up crying when I got my rejection letter from the abortion clinic.

They said they didn't need anyone in the fetal position.

Today is National ask your crush out day

Today is also Rejection day

I really dont mind possible rejection from a hot date..

I'll end up getting hammered either way

Me: Hi, I'm trying to fix my crippling fear of rejection, can I have your number?

Girl(s): absolutely not

Me: ah, thankyou.

I donated my blood to my ex and it was incompatible.

Now she knows how rejection feels like.

Rejection joke, I donated my blood to my ex and it was incompatible.

For a man to fully understand rejection

He must first be ignored by a cat.

My ex was in a terrible accident and needed a blood transfusion so the hospital called me asking for her blood type

I gave them the wrong blood type so she knows what rejection feels like.

You will never know true rejection

until both of your hands fall asleep


"just got my rejection letter from MENSA"

-idiots.

Whenever I see a beautiful woman..

I can see clear rejection in her eyes for me.

I got a rejection letter from the origami university today,

I'm not sure what to make of it.

My ex had an accident

I told the paramedics the wrong blood type for her.

Now she will experience what rejection really feels like.

A man walks in to a book store and says I'm looking for a book on dealing with rejection without killing, DO YOU HAVE IT??

I've never been great with rejection.

I miss her.

So does her family.

Unlucky librarian

Librarian: hey how can I help? Man: hey I'm looking for a book called "how to deal with rejection without killing"

Why does it take more than a million sperms to fertilize one egg?

1) Female Ego...
Rejection without Reason!

2) Male Ego...
Won't Ask For Directions!

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the rejection refuse jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working rejection uppercase piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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