The Best 37 Reject Jokes

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Me being a math nerd I was certain that my crush would reject me if I asked her out

But either way, I was 2² to ask her out

Difference between computers and woman

Unlike computers a woman will reject a 3 1/2 inch floppy.

Why did Mr. T reject Marxism?

Because Marx said "You have nothing to lose but your chains."

*^(Manifest der Kommunistischen Partei - 1848)*

Reject joke, Why did Mr. T reject Marxism?

Eating Chinese food is like getting an organ transplant

There's always a chance your body will reject it.

They say rejection is a hard pill to swallow...

But it's just practice for the 60 pain killers later.

Getting rejected by women? Try my new question: "If I were to ask you out, would you say no?"

Sometimes it just feels good to get a "Yes".

Rejected Doctor Seuss book titles...GO!

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A rejected Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle villain concept shows a subset of the Foot clan that acted as kamikaze pilots, attacking the turtles in their own base.

They were sewer-side bombers.

"just got my rejection letter from MENSA"


What's the difference between me and statistical hypothesis testing?

I don't need evidence to reject Ho's

I asked out a statistician on a date.

She failed to reject me.

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Are we as a society going to reject clickbait journalism?

The answer may surprise you!

Why did Mr. T reject Socialism?

Because he stumbled across a quote by Karl Marx which said: "All you have to lose is your chains."

Why did the girl reject the landfill owner?

His place is a dump

Why did the girl reject iron oxide?

Because it was FeO

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Why did the Strip club manager reject a retired Fireman's job application?

Becuase he'd fire hoes.

I keep getting rejected.

First my parents

Then my girlfriend

And now my blood.

Got rejected by my dentist during a check up.

My fillings were hurt.

I may get rejected but...

Why did the rabbit reject her boyfriend's marriage proposal?

Because the ring wasn't 24 carrots

I used to get rejected about 50% of the time, but then I finally found the one and got married.

Now it's more like 90%

I wish I was bisexual

I'd have twice as many people to reject me.

Got rejected from the daycare centre when I applied for a job last week

"Former priest" is apparently not a sufficient qualification

It's always the women I'm not hitting on…

…that reject me!

Voltaire moments before death

I don't know if this has been on here but my high school teacher told me this a while ago.

On his death bed, a priest came to Voltaire's home and told him there was still time to go to heaven if he accepts Jesus as his lord and savior and reject the devil and all his beliefs.
Voltaire then says, now is not the time be making enemies.

You know what I tell my self whenever women reject me.

That my wife is waiting for me back home.

Why did the statistician give his cheating ex-girlfriend the nickname "Type 2 Error?"

Because he failed to reject the H^(0) when he should have.

I got a rejection letter from the origami university today,

I'm not sure what to make of it.

why do millennials always type in lowercase?

because they reject capitalism.

At our world famous clinic, many worried, afflicted and mentally unstable people come for assistance. I know it may sound ridiculous, but we start by suggesting they try one of our brain transplant procedures.

They always reject the offer at first, but eventually we change their minds.

Organ donation study reaches same conclusions as earlier study on GMO's

Studies have shown a strong correlation between the sexual identity of patients and whether they're able to accept various different donor organs. In particular, the bodies of aggressively heterosexual patients tend to reject donor organs.

As with studies earlier this year on genetically modified crops, researchers concluded from this data that straight men don't like trans plants.

Three things Christ promises he will never do: Won't leave you broken-hearted (Psalm 147:3), won't reject you (John 6:37), and won't leave you nor forsake you (Hebrews 13:5).

So in essence, Jesus is...>!never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down, never gonna run around and desert you.!<

Got rejected by long term girlfriend,after I took her to dinner at a fancy restaurant,mustered up the courage,got down on my knee and finally proposed

A threesome with my wife.

Three things Christ promises he will never do: Won't leave you broken-hearted (Psalm 147:3), won't reject you (John 6:37), and won't leave you nor forsake you (Hebrews 13:5).

In essence, Jesus is never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down, never gonna run around and desert you.

I was rejected from my dream art school because I used the wrong pencil.

It wasn't 2B.

Imagine telling someone you're bisexual.

Pessimist: That doubles the number of people who are going to reject you.

Optimist: That doubles the number of people you can date.

Realist: 2 times 0 is still 0.

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