The Best 62 Reindeer Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Reindeer jokes. There are some reindeer christmas jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these reindeer sled puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Reindeer Jokes and Puns

What is the worlds wettest animal?

The reindeer

Just in time for Christmas.

Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer: Teaching people that it is okay to make people outcasts for being different until that difference benefits someone since 1939.

Have you heard about Henry the brown-nosed reindeer?

He's just as fast as Rudolf, he just can't stop as quick

Reindeer joke, Have you heard about Henry the brown-nosed reindeer?

Can you name all of Santa's reindeer?

No, they already have names.

How many reindeers does Santa Claus have?

Santa Claus has 10 reindeers according to the song.

>You know **Dasher** and **Dancer** and **Prancer** and **Vixen**,
**Comet** and **Cupid** and **Donner** and **Blitzen**,
but do you recall the most famous reindeer of all?
**Rudolph** the Red-Nosed Reindeer, had a very shiny nose.
And if you ever saw it, you would even say it glows.
**Olof** the other reindeer used to laugh and call him names


You ever hear of Randy the Brown Nosed Reindeer?

He was as quick as Rudolph but couldn't stop as fast.

Reindeer joke!

Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer passed away today at the age of 57. He was struck by a 747 jet liner and a flock of seagulls as he flew over Barcelona. Coroners say that the reindeer in Spain was hit mainly by the plane.

Reindeer joke, Reindeer joke!

Have you ever heard the story of how the angel got on top of the Christmas tree?

Once upon a time, three days before Christmas many years ago, Santa was sitting in his office. He was under a horrible amount of stress; the elves had just announced that they were forming a labour union, half the reindeer had hoof and mouth disease, and Mrs. Claus hadn't touched his candy cane in months. There he was, fuming with rage, when in walks The Angel, cheerful and bubbly as ever, and asks with a big smile,

"where should I put the Christmas tree, Santa?"

What street in France do reindeer live on?

Rue Dolph

What do reindeer have that other animals don't have?

Baby reindeer

Santa and his reindeer crash and land in the mountains, they are starting to starve and decide they have to resort to cannibalism.

Who do they eat first?

Answer: Donner!

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Why do Russians celebrate Christmas on the 7th of January?

Cause eight reindeer and a sleigh are a lot quicker than 6 pigs and a stoneboat.

Why did the doe give the faun an umbrella?

In case of reindeer. And because I caribou.

Finnish reindeer

An American tourist arrived at a reindeer farm in Finnish Lapland. He asked the farm owner "I've heard that the reindeer and human vaginas are identical. Is this true?" The farm owner looked at the tourist for a while and answered: "You have to ask my neighbor. He is the only man in the village who has had sex with a woman."

What does santa do with a lazy reindeer?

Sleighs 'em

Why do the lawyers for the reindeer say they have to pull Santa's sled?

Because they have a claus in their contract.

Reindeer joke, Why do the lawyers for the reindeer say they have to pull Santa's sled?

What do the female reindeer do when they want some fun?

They go into town and blow a few bucks.

Ever hear of Henry, Santa's brown nosed reindeer?

He is just as fast as Rodolph but couldn't stop as quickly.

How to get out of buying your kids Christmas presents

Explain to them that due to Global Warming that the North Pole melted and that Santa and the Reindeer drowned.


My collection has been ruined ... happens every Christmas.

I collect them in the basement (the Man Cave, of course). But she routinely trades my Muntjac deer (not easy to find in the US, mind you) and Chinese deer and replaces them with garden-variety reindeer every Christmas. I've asked her and asked her.

I am tired of her common deering my Man Cave.

What did Rudolph the reindeer say before launching into his comedy routine?

This will sleigh you.

What did the annoyed husband tell his wife after she saw elk falling from the sky?

*Sigh* That's not elk... That's just reindeer.

What do call someone who takes care of reindeer and really enjoys it?

A Jolly Rancher.

Santa was late delivering presents on Christmas because his reindeer needed so many coffee breaks

They were all star bucks

How many reindeer were left after Santa got stranded in the mountains?

Only one. Donner ate the rest.

A little boy asks a dealer in an alley dressed like Santa Claus,

"Santa, how do your reindeer fly?"

He replies, "With magic, of course!-

You want some magic?"

What do the lady reindeer do while the men are out with Santa on Christmas Eve?

They all head down to the Elks club and blow a few bucks.

What do you call Santa Clause's reindeer wranglers?

Jolly Ranchers

Why doesn't Santa use reindeer milk in his coffee?

He prefers non-deery creamer.

Im surprised that not many people know of Arthur the brown nosed reindeer

He's just as fast as Rudolf. He just has issues stopping in time.

Which was Santa's worst and least known reindeer?

Olive.

Olive, the other reindeer.

Whats the difference between a Knight and Santa's reindeer?

The Knight is slayin the Dragon, and the reindeer are dragon the sleigh!

Santas reindeer get lost on a flight one night and don't return to the pole. After being missing for weeks, they are found, the only survivor being Donner. When asked how he survived, he replied:

"They don't call me Donner for nothin'"

Rudolph the Red

Rudolph the Red and his wife are talking.

Rudolph the Red: It's going to rain.
Wife: How do you know?
Rudolph the Red: Rudolph the red-nose reindeer

What do the wives of Santa's Reindeer do on Christmas Eve while Santa and the Reindeer are off delivering presents? (NSFW)

They go into town and blow a few bucks.

What do the reindeer wives do on Christmas Eve?

Go down town and blow a few bucks.

Do you guys know how much Santa paid for all his reindeer?

Nothing, they were on the house.

Who was Rudolph's often snubbed, always forgotten brother?

Olof the other reindeer...

What do you call an impolite red-nosed reindeer?

Rude-olph.

What do female reindeer do for fun?

Go into town and blow a couple hundred bucks.

All of Santa's reindeer celebrate their birthdays except one...

Santa decided that the Donner Party was not to be repeated.

Which Reindeer do dinosaurs hate most?

Comet.

What do you call Rudolph before he joined the rest of Santa's reindeer?

Rebel without a Claus

Santa was hit by an Airbus 747 while flying over Barcelona last night, and none of the flight crew survived

The doctors have confirmed that the reindeer in Spain were hit mainly by the plane.

- Credit to Colin Monchrie from "Whose Line Is It Anyway"

Who's a dinosaur's least favorite reindeer?

Comet

If the answer to what do you call a blind reindeer? is 'no idea', what do you call a blind reindeer that can't walk?

Still no idea.

When your car breaks down, it's rendered inoperable.

But when you hit a reindeer, it's reindeered inoperable.

An animal with big antlers jumped into my car and drove it off...

I mistook it for a reindeer, then realized it was just a commandeer.

"It is raining cats and dogs out there."

That is fine as long as it doesn't reindeer.

What do you call the ghost of a reindeer that loves you?

Caribou

How much does it cost Santa to park his sleigh and reindeer?

Nothing! It's on the house!

what did the reindeer say when santa told him a funny joke

You sleigh me

Do you know which animal comes from the sky?

Reindeer

What's the difference between Santa Claus and voter fraud?

One is a childish fantasy about getting what you want. The other has flying reindeer.

What is a dinosaurs least favorite Reindeer?

Comet.

Stop me if you heard this...

Cows, sheep, goats, and/or reindeer.

Why are Santa's reindeer allowed to spend Christmas together?

Because they have herd immunity.

Who is the loneliness Reindeer on their birthday?

I know you're thinking it's probably Rudolph, but, let's just say no one wants to go to Donner party.

Everyone knows about Rudolph the Red Nose Reindeer..

But few know about Harold the Brown Nose Reindeer.

He was as strong as the rest, and could fly as high..he just couldn't stop as fast.

Clarence the brown-nosed reindeer.

He was right behind Rudolf, he could fly just as fast as him, but could never stop as quick as Rudolf.

Did you know Santa has only two reindeer?

Rudolph and Olive, the other reindeer.

How does Santa choose which female reindeer to breed with his prized stud?

By choosing the one that's the best bang for the buck.

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