Reincarnation Jokes
41 reincarnation jokes and hilarious reincarnation puns to laugh out loud. Read bar jokes about reincarnation that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Reincarnation Short Jokes
Short reincarnation jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The reincarnation humour may include short reincarnated jokes also.
- A vegan buddhist... ...decides to jump off the roof of a meat factory as the ultimate form of protest believing that he will be reincarnated. He became a vegetable.
- After my friend passed away I got his sibling a parrot to soften the blow. I also taught it to say, "Dave, it's your brother. Reincarnation is real!"
- I was confused when I saw that my friend's flower bed was alive and blooming. "Didn't your poppies die last week?" I asked. "They're not poppies" he said, "They're rein-carnations".
- Reincarnation I told my wife that in the hindu religion she could come back as something completely different. She said she wanted to come back as a cow.
I told her she wasn't listening. - After my best friend passed away I got his sibling a parrot to soften the blow. Then I secretly taught it to say, "Daniel, it's your brother. Reincarnation is real!"
- When I die I want to reincarnate as a spider. That way all the girls can say, "Oh my god, it's huge!"
- There was once a viking who believed in reincarnation. He was hoping that after dying he'd be Bjorn again.
- I could vaguely hear my neighbours arguing about reincarnation. I wanted to hear more. So I killed myself and became a fly on the wall.
- A boy and a man sit on a couch together. The boy says to the man, "Yeah, well, I didn't believe in reincarnation when I was your age either."
- If reincarnation was real, I'd come back as a table cloth I'd get laid three times a day and pulled off at night.
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Reincarnation One Liners
Which reincarnation one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with reincarnation? I can suggest the ones about afterlife and resurrection.
- I don't believe in Reincarnation.... And I didn't believe in it last time, either.'
- I heard reincarnation... ...is making a comeback.
- Did you hear the one about the Viking who was reincarnated? He was Bjorn again.
- What do Spanish people call leftover beef? Reincarne
- So I died and was reincarnated as a composer... I'm Bach now.
- What happened to the car that got recycled? It was reincarnated.
- Did you hear about the reincarnated Swede? He was Bjorn again.
- Did you hear about the Viking who was reincarnated? He was Bjorn again.
- If a Viking is reincarnated Is he Bjorn again?
- Psychiatrist: So how long have you believed in reincarnation? Ever since I was a puppy.
- Reincarnation Did you hear about reincarnation? I heard it's making a comeback.
- I don't believe in reincarnation ...but I did in my previous life.
- Reincarnation is really a thing. I used to be a wild dog but now I'm a massive boar.
- What are a Buddhist's favorite flowers? ReinCarnations
- What do you call a pink flower that resurrects itself? A rein-carnation.
Howlingly Hilarious Reincarnation Jokes for All Ages to Enjoy
What funny jokes about reincarnation you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean past life jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make reincarnation pranks.
My best friend passed away recently, and grieving before his grave I said,
"Bro, I really miss you. My wife has been pregnant for 8 months now. How about you reincarnate as my child?"
A month later, my wife gave birth to a big boy. As my child grew older each day, I realized he looks a lot like my best friend.
I'm really happy that my prayer worked.
An old h**... joke
Some time ago, a medium contacted h**...'s spirit by accident. Out of curiosity, he decided to listen to what h**... had to say.
"Listen to my words, you little brat: I'm gonna reincarnate someday, and I'm gonna kill six million Jews and two dogs".
"Why the two dogs?" the medium replied.
"See, nobody cares about the Jews!"
My best friend passed away recently..
Grieving before his grave I said,
Bro, I really miss you. My wife has been pregnant for 8 months now. How about you reincarnate as my child?
A month later, my wife gave birth to a baby boy. As my child grew older each day, I realised he looks a lot like my best friend.
I'm really happy my prayer worked.
**I was talking to my girlfriend the other day about reincarnation.**
She asked "what actually is reincarnation?"
I said to her, "well, its when you die and come back as something completely different."
"So, I could come back as a pig?!" she exclaimed!!
I said, "you"re not listening are you.....?
Ya know, if you believe in reincarnation, s**... is a temporary solution to a permanent problem
anyways, the hotline asked me not to come back
A Vampire died and was in the process of being reincarnated...
They asked him, "What would you like to have in your next lifetime?"
"Drinking blood is good but I don't like hunting, ideally I'd like to have a easy supply of fresh blood."
"Alright."
"I also like turning into a bat and flying, so let me retain wings.", he said.
"Noted."
"One last thing, my dark complexion seems to scare people too much, can I turn into something white?"
"Sure thing."
**p**...**
He became a m**... pad.
I was explaining to my wife last night
I was explaining to my wife last night that when you die you get reincarnated but must come back as a different creature. She said I would like to come back as a cow. I said you're obviously not listening.
I was explaining to my wife last night that when you die you get reincarnated but must come back as a different creature. She said she would like to come back as a cow.
I said, "You're obviously not listening".
Reincarnation
I stole this from a comment thread in a local newspaper.
Here we go:
I was talking to my ex wife once about reincarnation.
She asked, "What actually is reincarnation?"
I said to her, "Well, it's when you die and come back as something completely different."
"So, I could come back as a pig?!" she exclaimed.
I said, "You're not listening are you...?"
