Reincarnation Jokes
41 reincarnation jokes and hilarious reincarnation puns to laugh out loud. Read bar jokes about reincarnation that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Funniest Reincarnation Short Jokes
Short reincarnation jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The reincarnation humour may include short reincarnated jokes also.
- After my friend passed away I got his sibling a parrot to soften the blow. I also taught it to say, "Dave, it's your brother. Reincarnation is real!"
- I was confused when I saw that my friend's flower bed was alive and blooming. "Didn't your poppies die last week?" I asked. "They're not poppies" he said, "They're rein-carnations".
- Reincarnation I told my wife that in the hindu religion she could come back as something completely different. She said she wanted to come back as a cow.
I told her she wasn't listening. - When I die I want to reincarnate as a spider. That way all the girls can say, "Oh my god, it's huge!"
- A boy and a man sit on a couch together. The boy says to the man, "Yeah, well, I didn't believe in reincarnation when I was your age either."
- If reincarnation was real, I'd come back as a table cloth I'd get laid three times a day and pulled off at night.
- My grandfather once told me 'When i was your age, I thought I was going to be 10 all my life too. So I said 'And when I was your age, I didn't believe in reincarnation either'.
- Arnold Schwarzenegger is asked in an interview... If you could be reincarnated as any famous musician in history, Who would it be.
He replies "I'll be Bach." - Did you hear about the guy who wanted to be reincarnated as a stud? He woke up on a snow tire in Michigan.
- What would a Dalek reincarnated as Abraham Lincoln during the Civil War say? Emancipate! Emancipate!
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Reincarnation One Liners
Which reincarnation one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with reincarnation? I can suggest the ones about afterlife and resurrection.
- I don't believe in Reincarnation.... And I didn't believe in it last time, either.'
- I heard reincarnation... ...is making a comeback.
- Did you hear the one about the Viking who was reincarnated? He was Bjorn again.
- What do Spanish people call leftover beef? Reincarne
- So I died and was reincarnated as a composer... I'm Bach now.
- What happened to the car that got recycled? It was reincarnated.
- Psychiatrist: So how long have you believed in reincarnation? Ever since I was a puppy.
- Reincarnation is really a thing. I used to be a wild dog but now I'm a massive boar.
- What are a Buddhist's favorite flowers? ReinCarnations
- What do you call a pink flower that resurrects itself? A rein-carnation.
- I feel like in another life I believed in reincarnation.
- Ron Weasley lives a happy life and dies. But what does he reincarnate as? A neuron
- Peter died and was reincarnated. He was now called Re-Peter.
- To those of you who believe in reincarnation: YOL∞
- I was arrested for not believing in reincarnation. I got three lifetime sentences.
Howlingly Hilarious Reincarnation Jokes for All Ages to Enjoy
What funny jokes about reincarnation you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean past life jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make reincarnation pranks.
My best friend passed away recently, and grieving before his grave I said,
"Bro, I really miss you. My wife has been pregnant for 8 months now. How about you reincarnate as my child?"
A month later, my wife gave birth to a big boy. As my child grew older each day, I realized he looks a lot like my best friend.
I'm really happy that my prayer worked.
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An old h**... joke
Some time ago, a medium contacted h**...'s spirit by accident. Out of curiosity, he decided to listen to what h**... had to say.
"Listen to my words, you little brat: I'm gonna reincarnate someday, and I'm gonna kill six million Jews and two dogs".
"Why the two dogs?" the medium replied.
"See, nobody cares about the Jews!"
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Ya know, if you believe in reincarnation, s**... is a temporary solution to a permanent problem
anyways, the hotline asked me not to come back
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A Vampire died and was in the process of being reincarnated...
They asked him, "What would you like to have in your next lifetime?"
"Drinking blood is good but I don't like hunting, ideally I'd like to have a easy supply of fresh blood."
"Alright."
"I also like turning into a bat and flying, so let me retain wings.", he said.
"Noted."
"One last thing, my dark complexion seems to scare people too much, can I turn into something white?"
"Sure thing."
**p**...**
He became a m**... pad.
I was explaining to my wife last night
I was explaining to my wife last night that when you die you get reincarnated but must come back as a different creature. She said I would like to come back as a cow. I said you're obviously not listening.
Reincarnation
I stole this from a comment thread in a local newspaper.
Here we go:
I was talking to my ex wife once about reincarnation.
She asked, "What actually is reincarnation?"
I said to her, "Well, it's when you die and come back as something completely different."
"So, I could come back as a pig?!" she exclaimed.
I said, "You're not listening are you...?"
I think it's kinda funny people named their kids after US states…
Y'know, names like Carolina, Georgia, Dakota, Virginia, etc. When I have a kid, I'm gonna name him Michigan, just in case some guy named Mitch reincarnates into him.
3 Men's Afterlives
Three men get into a horrible car accident, and all three die together. As they are waiting in limbo, they start talking about the Afterlife. As it turns out, one man is Muslim, one man is Buddhist, the last is Christian.
The Muslim says, "I'm going to enjoy my 40 virgins until my wife shows up!"
The Buddhist says, "Reincarnation is going to be a blast.. until I find my wife again."
The Christian man starts laughing, and the others seem puzzled.
"My wife's an athiest."
