The Best 22 Reign Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Reign jokes. There are some reign forecast jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these reign ruled puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Reign Jokes and Puns

An old political joke from Imperial Russia (reign of Nicholas II)

A man yells in the street: "Nicholas is a moron!". He is taken away by the police on charges of lese majeste (insulting the monarch). He tells the policemen "Please let me go, I meant another Nicholas!". The police chief replies: "Do not lie. If you said 'moron', you certainly meant the Czar!"

What does a king call his robe?

His reign jacket

How much energy did Hitler use during his reign?

6 million killajews

Reign joke, How much energy did Hitler use during his reign?

Once there was a tribe ruled by an evil witch doctor.

Whenever someone spoke up against his reign, he used his magic to turn them into an apple. One day, a small group of tribesmen had enough and decided to steal the witch doctor's magic spell book and turn him into an apple. However, the book said that if the mass of the apple ever changed too much, the spell would be broken and the witch doctor would kill them all. So each morning, they carefully measured the apple to make sure it had not changed. Proving that...

a weigh a day keeps the doctor an apple.

The King of Spain has sequestered himself on his private jet until his Covid-19 results come back

The reign in Spain stays mainly on the plane.


Kylie Jenner just named her newborn baby daughter Stormi

I think the Kardashian family is trying to have a weather forecast for her kids, because it's going to be Stormi in North West Chicago with a chance of Reign.

What do rain and reign have in common?

Before they end, both fall and cause a huge mess.

Reign joke, What do  rain  and  reign  have in common?

Life hacks from Secretary Stalin, don't dress for the job you want. Use the job you have to create a totalitarian dictatorship to crush your enemies.

*this joke exists because I found out Stalin's title during his reign was Secretary. During the power struggles his opponents wanted to give him a menial job to side line him. But he realized he controlled who got invitations to meeting, what was on the agenda, and when they should happen. Leading to his total domination of the communist party as a dictator.

A dog is running awa

A dog is running away from a farm.
The pig asks him why?
The dog replies, "this family doesn't want me man, I'm out"
The pig says what do you mean, the humans always pet you, they take you in walks, you have free reign over the farm. To which the dog replies, "not even pig, all I get for food are left overs, you get corn, and fruits, look how fat you are. I even overheard Papa say he was going to make you Ham for Christmas!!"

What is a Queens favorite kind of weather?

Reign!

What's the Queen's favorite Prince song?

Purple Reign.

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What wasthe white supremacist weatherman's forecast?

Heavy reign, with a chance of heil.

A king outlawed hunting in his kingdom

Pretty soon, deer and elk populations were out of control, eating the commoners' crops and becoming a general nuisance. The people revolted and overthrew the king, thus making it the first time in history a reign had been called on account of game.

The 2017 forecast just came in

Looks like reign with a slight chance of heil.

During the reign of Henry the VIII, what was the favorite game at Windsor Castle?

Queen for a day!

We just had this giant storm that lasted a really long time

It kept everyone in their houses for days... but now its reign is finally over!

Reign joke, We just had this giant storm that lasted a really long time

What does a hippie king and rancid precipitation have in common?

Acid Reign

The king abdicated the throne, but he would like to rule sometime later...

So he took a reign check

It is said that during Hitler's reign of Germany, the country was in a never-ending state of winter

because it was constantly heiling.


What's the queen's favourite type of weather?

Reign.

These are my reigning champion two-liners.

What do you call a kingdom with a lock?

Gate Britan.

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What do you call an opinionated island?

View Zealand.

Why is Australia such a dry country?

Because there is no king or queen to reign on it.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the reign monarchy jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

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