Rehearsal Jokes
6 rehearsal jokes and hilarious rehearsal puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about rehearsal that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Feel like your rehearsal dinner toast is in need of some sprucing up? Check out these hilarious rehearsal dinner jokes! From funny stories to clever puns, find the perfect bit of humor to liven up your wedding rehearsal. Punchlines guaranteed to bring repetition to your recital that guests won't soon forget!
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Cheerful Fun Rehearsal Jokes for Lovely Laughter
What is a good rehearsal joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.
At the 3rd grade violin rehearsal ...
... Donnie Corleone Jr. walks in, opens his violin case and unveils, to the shock of all, a tommy gun. The teachers are livid, panic nearly ensues, but Donnie just starts laughing uncontrollably.
"What's wrong with you? This is serious! Why are you laughing?"
"Because I just imagined dad holding up the bank with my violin."
My son is rehearsing for a part as a dictionary
It's going to be a play on words
The mourners looked on aghast as the coffin toppled out of the car.
"We'll have to rehearse that", said the undertaker.
I think my wife is rehearsing for an Opera
Every time she opens her mouth, all I hear is Me, Me, Me, Me, Me.
Why did the accordionist get fired from the orchestra? They couldn’t stop playing “Weird Al” Yankovic covers during rehearsal.
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This joke may contain profanity or explicit language
First day as an undertaker
A brand new undertaker walks into a bar and orders a beer. "How was the first day on the job?" the bartender asks. "Not good. Had my first f**... today and I managed to drop the casket as I was loading it into the car," the undertaker says. "Luckily my boss was understanding. He told me I just need to rehearse it."
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