The Best 10 Regulation Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Regulation jokes. There are some regulation blitz jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these regulation cyberia puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Regulation Jokes and Puns

I took my dog to the water park,

Staff said it went against regulation, but...

This time they'd let it slide.

A man is called in to his bosses office

The boss says, "I have some good news and some bad news. Which do you want first?"

The man says, "What's the good news?"

The boss replies, "OSHA is naming a new safety regulation after you."

Stick and stones may break my bones

But words are triggering and require federal regulation.

I'm a big fan of overpopulation regulation.

The police prefer to call it "murder".

What do they call internet regulation in Russia?

Nyet-neutrality


A blonde women's basketball team rallied and then tied up the score at the end of regulation...

...and the coach took out a bottle of wine and handed out glasses to the team.

After imbibing, the blonde team obviously ended up losing.

Coach was asked later by, "Why the early celebration?"

Coach said, "We weren't celebrating, we're not that stupid. I served wine because I heard it always gets better overtime."

My wife says I'm obessed with methods of regulation

To prove her wrong I went on a yoga holiday in Prague.
It was a series of checks and balances.

A guy in Baghdad sinks the 8-ball in regulation...

A guy in Baghdad sinks the 8-ball in regulation. His friend says "nice win, play again?" He responds "Okay, but Iraq."

"Arsenal found in man's basement!"

How he fit a regulation pitch down there, we still don't know.

Ayn Rand, Rand Paul, and Paul Ryan Walk Into a Bar

They have a few drinks and then die from methanol poisoning due to a lack of government regulation.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the regulation squash jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working regulation prague piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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