Regulations Jokes
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Short regulations jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The regulations humour may include short laws requiring jokes also.
- Why does Japan have such strict BMI regulations? They remember what the first fat man did to them.
- Santa Jingle… He's making a list.
He's checking it twice.
Gonna find out who's naughty or nice.
Santa Claus is in violation of the General Data Protection Regulation (EU) 2016/679 - I took my dog to the water park, Staff said it went against regulation, but...
This time they'd let it slide. - In Soviet Russia, the government regulates the pharmaceutical industry. In America, the pharmaceutical industry regulates the government.
- Stick and stones may break my bones But words are triggering and require federal regulation.
- Hey, do you want to come back to my place and regulate our body temperatures using external sources? No hom(e)o(stasis)
- Pearl Jam just came out with a product that regulates women's periods They're calling it Even Flow
- A doctor is calling in patients from the waiting room -due to new privacy regulations we aren't allowed to call in patients by their name, so could the lady with hemorrhoids please follow me?
- Charlie Kirk, Ayn Rand and Gary Johnson walk into a bar. They all die of lead poisoning because there's no goverment to regulate how much lead the barman is allowed to put into his drinks.
- My wife says I'm obessed with methods of regulation To prove her wrong I went on a yoga holiday in Prague.
It was a series of checks and balances.
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Regulations One Liners
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- What do they call internet regulation in Russia? Nyet-neutrality
- A clown presents the new covid regulations. Everyone dies laughing.
- What do Giraffes and zoning regulations have in common? They both don't exist in Texas.
- What part of the brain regulates elk-like behaviour? The hypothalamoose.
- What do you call two gay men in a freezer regulated at a certain temperature? Homostasis.
- Why did Laketown pass new emissions regulations? They had a major Smaug problem.
- What body regulates the welfare of Santa's workers? The Elf and Saftey Executive.
- Can European chameleons turn blue? Or is that against EU regulations?
- Why did Ayn Rand lose the pool tournament? She wouldn't play on a regulation size table
- With all these regulations and safety hazards about burgers... Rare meat is hard to find.
- Gun regulations More like American't
- How do you get Texas to regulate their power grid? Rename it u**....
- I'm a big fan of overpopulation regulation. The police prefer to call it "m**...".
- What country has the loosest regulations on i**...? Google was no help, any idea?
Witty Regulations Jokes for Laughter-Filled Fun with Friends
What funny jokes about regulations you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean restrictions jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make regulations pranks.
A libertarian walks into a bar. . .
The barman serves him t**... alcohol because there are no regulations.
He dies.
Security Guard : "I'm sorry ma'am.But due to covid regulations, swimming in the hotel pool is prohibited"
Woman : " You could have warned me before I removed the clothes"
Security guard :" Well, there is no prohibition about that".
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Hospital regulations require a wheelchair for patients being discharged.
However, a student nurse found one elderly gentleman already dressed and sitting on the bed with a suitcase at his feet, insisting didn't need my help to leave the hospital.
After a chat about rules being rules, he reluctantly agreed to let the nurse wheel him to the elevator.
On the way down she asked him if his wife was meeting him.
I don't know, he said. She's still upstairs in the bathroom changing out of her hospital gown.
A man is called in to his bosses office
The boss says, "I have some good news and some bad news. Which do you want first?"
The man says, "What's the good news?"
The boss replies, "OSHA is naming a new safety regulation after you."
Trump proposed new regulations for the airline industry...
Because even h**... didn't remove passengers with reserved seats.
I was caught m**... in the library over the small print of laws and local regulations....
.....I got off on a technicality
I decided to go vegan after visiting the meat production factory.
The livestock conditions were appalling.
The process involving production of Meatballs and Salami was bad.
But wait till you see the one of German sausage. It was the wurst.
Edit : Sweden has already decided to bring in regulations. I'd say they are ahead of the korv.
