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Life Support

After the birth of their first child Tom and Sarah decided it was time to write a will and get their affairs in order. They went to a lawyer and outlined for him their ideas about how their estate should be handled.

The lawyer then asked them questions about what medical means should be employed should they become severely injured.

Tom spoke up, "I don't want my life regulated by some machine. I just can't stand the idea of receiving my nourishment from a bottle."

Sarah took Tom's words to heart. When they got home, she cut the TV cord and dumped out all of Tom's beer.

What do you call two gay men in a freezer regulated at a certain temperature?

Homostasis.

Subway's Jared Fogle sentenced to 15.6 years...

Where his diet will be regulated to just 6 inchers.

"Mr. Economist, what are your thoughts on the mullet?"

"It's one turbulent hairstyle. It's highly regulated in the front and free market in the back."

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