Regular Season Jokes
4 regular season jokes and hilarious regular season puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about regular season that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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What is a good regular season joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.
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Lucky day for Philadelphia Eagles head coach Chip Kelly.
Philadelphia Eagles head coach Chip Kelly was watching the news when he witnessed something astounding. A young Syrian man had just thrown a hand grenade over 100 yards through the window of a building into a room that housed a s**.... He was so impressed that he had the man found and brought into the states to play for his team.
After a very successful rookie season the young man was discussing his rookie of the year award via telephone with his mother.
She told him that she was proud but living in fear constantly. She continued " your brother was shot twice just in the last few weeks and your sister is regularly the victim of assault. Matters have escalated and life is worse than it has ever been. I will never, ever forgive you for bringing us to Philly."
Star Trek Enterprise's crew regularly visit this deck during for season's greetings.
Even in the cold expanse of space it is commonly understood that these are happly holodays.
Its only the three cats that are still undefeated in the NFL regular season
The Bengals, The Panthers, and The Cheetahs!
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Lumberjack and the Moose
So this lumberjack moves into a logging camp in the middle of nowhere. It's a nice little camp. There are cabins for all the workers and a tavern where they can get food and drink in the evenings.
The new guy sits down next to one of the regulars and starts having a conversation with him. The conversation turns toward the topic of s**... when the new guy asks what the workers do to satisfy their needs in the camp. The seasoned worker tells him there is a field where moose gather and graze every Thursday night. When the men have an urge they just go do a moose. The newcomer cannot believe this, but after six months he can't take it anymore.
One Thursday night he goes out to the field, picks a moose, and just starts giving it to the moose. After a minute or two he feels like someone is watching him. He turns around to see the man he had the conversation with on his first night at camp staring at him with his jaw hanging wide open. The new guy says, "What? Don't tell me that you were joking when you told me you do this?!"
The veteran shakes his head and just says, "No. That's just the ugliest moose I've ever seen!"
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