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Regretted Decision Jokes

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When I'm at a bar

I always look for a girl who has a tattoo. I see a tattoo, and I think, here's a girl who's capable of making a decision she'll regret in the future.

Deaf people aren't known to be very rational

They have trouble making sound decisions.

I asked my dad to tell me a decision he regretted.

I must have stumped him because he just kept staring at me.

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The kind of woman that ya make your wife.

I always look for a woman who has a tattoo. I see a woman with a tattoo, and I'm thinking, okay, here's a gal who's capable of making a decision she'll regret in the future.

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My ex- girlfriend is an accountant and she cheated on me with her boss to get a raise. She regretted her decision and texted me begging me to take her back.

I responded: "oh look, it's the thot that counts."

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If a women regrets her decisions and a man never regrets his.

Then what happens to the t**...?

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