Regretful Jokes
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Wife: I regret getting you that blender for Christmas
Me: *sipping toast* why?
I phoned the wife earlier and asked if she wanted me to pick up fish and Chips on the way home, but she just grunted at me.
I think she still regrets letting me name the twins.
Clark Kent was lying in his death bed with his wife Lois Lane beside him.
After some time, Lois said Darling, I have to confess something. Years ago, I had an affair with Superman. It was only one night, but I've regretted it ever since. I hope you can forgive me.
You don't need to worry about that because, Clark said as he took off his glasses, I am Superman! Even if you didn't know it was me, in my eyes you were always faithful.
Oh thank God! said Lois. I can't tell you what a weight that is off my chest.
Glad we cleared that up, said Clark.
So I guess this means you were Batman too.
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