The Best 10 Registry Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Registry jokes. There are some registry offender jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these registry directory puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Registry Jokes and Puns

I can't believe that there is a sex offender registry.

Who would buy gifts for these people?

I'm glad we have that sex offender registry.

Without, It would be so much harder to find new, like-minded friends in the neighborhood.

The guy who wanted to change his name

A guy goes to a registry office to change his name. This is how the conversation goes with the officer:

\- You need to have a convincing reason to change your name, sir.

\- But my name is terrible!

\- Well, what's your name?

\- Johnny Shitface

\- Oh, well, yes that's pretty convincing. What do you want to change it to?

\- Jimmy Shitface.

What's another name for the child sex offender registry?

The pedo file.

Wembley Tickets- England v Scotland Friday 18th June 2021 Kick off 8pm

One of my best friends has two spare tickets in a corporate box for the England v Scotland game. They were £300 each but he didn't realise they are on the same day as his Covid 19 postponed wedding.

If you are interested he is looking for someone to take his place!

It is at Manchester registry office at 2pm. The brides name is Nicola, she is 28, 5f 6 tall, a bit of a looker and a good cook.


Today someone told me this joke about the stereotype that we Swabians are stingy

A Swabian goes to the registry office and asks how he can change his name.

The civil servant asks him, why he needs the name change.

The Swabian answers: "I found a box full of business cards in the street yesterday."

Hey, I just found some old 1980's copies of the TV Guide!

Or as they are now known - the sex offenders registry

LPT: If you've been convicted of a sex crime, change your name to offender.dll

Then no one will be able to find you in the registry.

What's long and full of gays?

The sex offender registry

My girlfriend was really upset when she found my name on the sex offender registry

I said "Didn't Daddy tell you to ask permission to use the computer?"

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the registry accuse jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working registry names piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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