Registry Jokes
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I can't believe that there is a s**... offender registry.
Who would buy gifts for these people?
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I'm glad we have that s**... offender registry.
Without, It would be so much harder to find new, like-minded friends in the neighborhood.
Wembley Tickets- England v Scotland Friday 18th June 2021 Kick off 8pm
One of my best friends has two spare tickets in a corporate box for the England v Scotland game. They were £300 each but he didn't realise they are on the same day as his Covid 19 postponed wedding.
If you are interested he is looking for someone to take his place!
It is at Manchester registry office at 2pm. The brides name is Nicola, she is 28, 5f 6 tall, a bit of a looker and a good cook.
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What's another name for the child s**... offender registry?
The p**... file.
Today someone told me this joke about the stereotype that we Swabians are stingy
A Swabian goes to the registry office and asks how he can change his name.
The civil servant asks him, why he needs the name change.
The Swabian answers: "I found a box full of business cards in the street yesterday."
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Hey, I just found some old 1980's copies of the TV Guide!
Or as they are now known - the s**... offenders registry
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LPT: If you've been convicted of a s**... crime, change your name to offender.dll
Then no one will be able to find you in the registry.
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What's long and full of g**...?
The s**... offender registry
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