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8 registry jokes and hilarious registry puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about registry that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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Comical Registry Jokes to Spread Joy and Laughter

What is a good registry joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.

I can't believe that there is a s**... offender registry.

Who would buy gifts for these people?

Why was 6 afraid of 7?

Because 7 was in the 6 offenders registry.

I'm glad we have that s**... offender registry.

Without, It would be so much harder to find new, like-minded friends in the neighborhood.

The guy who wanted to change his name

A guy goes to a registry office to change his name. This is how the conversation goes with the officer:
\- You need to have a convincing reason to change your name, sir.
\- But my name is terrible!
\- Well, what's your name?
\- Johnny s**...
\- Oh, well, yes that's pretty convincing. What do you want to change it to?
\- Jimmy s**....

Wembley Tickets- England v Scotland Friday 18th June 2021 Kick off 8pm

One of my best friends has two spare tickets in a corporate box for the England v Scotland game. They were £300 each but he didn't realise they are on the same day as his Covid 19 postponed wedding.
If you are interested he is looking for someone to take his place!
It is at Manchester registry office at 2pm. The brides name is Nicola, she is 28, 5f 6 tall, a bit of a looker and a good cook.

What's another name for the child s**... offender registry?

The p**... file.

Today someone told me this joke about the stereotype that we Swabians are stingy

A Swabian goes to the registry office and asks how he can change his name.
The civil servant asks him, why he needs the name change.
The Swabian answers: "I found a box full of business cards in the street yesterday."

Hey, I just found some old 1980's copies of the TV Guide!

Or as they are now known - the s**... offenders registry


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