The Best 32 Registration Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Registration jokes. There are some registration registry jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these registration passport puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Registration Jokes and Puns

A man walks into a doctor's office...

A man walks into a doctor's office.

He walks up to the registration desk and says, I have a 1:30 appointment.

Awesome! says the secretary. Which doctor?

No, the man goes. The regular one.

A teenager gets pulled over for speeding...

The cop says "License and Registration please."

As the teenager is grabbing it out of the glove compartment, the cop then says, "Ya know, I've been waiting for a stupid kid like you all day."

The teenager says, "Well officer, I got here as quick as I could."

A blonde gets pulled over for speeding…

...and the cop says, "license and registration, please."
The blonde replies, "I have my registration, but I don't have my license."
The cop then asks, "how can you prove who you are?"
So the blonde pulls out a mirror, looks at her reflection, and says, "yep, that's me."
She hands the mirror to the cop, and the cop says, "I didn't know you were a cop!"

Registration joke, A blonde gets pulled over for speeding…

An old couple gets pulled over and...

Lady cop - "May I see you license and registration sir?"

Old man - "ugh, what did she say?"

Old wife - "She needs to see you license and registration dear."

**The old man hands it to the lady cop and...**

Lady cop - "Oh, I see you are from New York. I used to have a lover from New York, he was the worst lover I ever had."

Old man - "ugh, what did she say?"

Old wife - "Nothing dear, She thinks she used to know you."

A blond cop pulls over a blond woman...

The cop asks for license and registration. The driver says she may not have her license, she doesn't know what it looks like. The cop says,"It's small, rectangular, and has a picture of your face on it."

The driver digs around for a minute and finally comes up with a handheld mirror. She hands it to the cop.

The cop says,"Oh, why didn't you tell me you were a police officer?! You're free to go!"


A blonde police officer pulls over a blonde driver...

"Are you aware of what you were doing?" The officer asks.
"Speeding?" "Yes, now show me your license and registration please." The driver with a puzzled look asked "What is that?" "The thing with your face on it." So the blonde driver looks through her purse and finds an eyeshadow palette with a mirror attached and shows it to the officer. "Oh, it's okay, you're a police officer."

A blonde was speeding on the highway when a cop pulled her over...

The cop walks over to her car and says, "Excuse me ma'am, do you know how fast you were going?"

"Yep" she replied, clearly frustrated

The officer sighed and said, "I'm gonna need to see your license and registration."

The blonde looks at him angrily and says, "I wish you guys would get your act together. Just yesterday you take away my license and today you expect me to show it to you!?"

Registration joke, A blonde was speeding on the highway when a cop pulled her over...

Great opportunity to make money online! Make your registration now and start winning today !!

What's your name?

A cop pulls a guy over and asks for his license and registration.

The driver responds, "I don't have a license or registration, Officer."

"Tell me your name then," the cop demands.

"Mr. Kret," the driver says.

"TELL ME YOUR FULL NAME," the officer barks, sufficiently irritated.

The driver smiles..."Itza C. Kret."

I saw a car with the registration plate 'BDR MNHF' earlier.

Now I feel like I'm seeing it everywhere.

Two German parents walk into a birth registration center

Employee: "What the girl's name?"

Father: "Liezel Roddy Hitler"

Employee: "Literally Hitler?"

Mother: "Ja"

Thus, a legend was born.

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Where do cats pay their registration?

In the feeline :)

I just joined the pessimists club.

Only had to fill out half or the registration form.

George's son

George goes to the Birth Registration Office to register his newborn son.

The man behind the counter asks the name he wants to give to
the boy, and the father replies: "Euro."

The man says that such a name is not acceptable, because it's a currency.

Says George: "What? There weren't any objections when I called my first two sons Mark and Frank."

So Jesus walked into a hotel...

Walks up to the registration desk, lays down a few nails and says "can you put me up for the weekend? "

Another blonde joke...

A blonde was speeding on a highway when a policeman pulled her over.

The policeman walks up to the blonde and say "excuse me ma'am can I see your driving license and registration."

The blonde looks at the policeman angrily and says "I wish you guys would get your act together. Just yesterday you took my license away and then today you expect me to show it to you."

Registration joke, Another blonde joke...

I told two twins their matching outfits are cute...

"Did your mom buy you matching clothes?" I asked politely.

To which they answered, "We're not twins and could we see your license and registration please."

German guy is driving through France

He got stopped by a police officer.

Officer: License and registration please

Driver: Here you go officer

Officer: Occupation?

Driver: Nah, just holidays...

A cop stoped a guy for speeding

"license and registration," he asked. After handing them over, the cop reviews his license, looks at his face, and says, "it says here you need glasses". The guy politely protested, "officer, I have contacts". The cop shot back, "I don't care whom you know; you still have to wear your glasses".


Some typos on my registration caused my car to be repoed

I've never been so carless in my life.

Man pulls over to the side of the road next to two guys

Man: Awwww, look at this ! How cute are you !
Guy: Sir...
Man: You are so cute ! Are you twins??
Guy: Sir, I...
Man:Your mom even got the same clothes for both of you, you must be twins !
Guy: Sir, turn off the engine, and give me your licence and registration.

The cow goes 'moo.' The horse goes 'neigh'. The pig goes

Can I see your licence and registration?

A blonde police officer pulls over a blonde

The police officer asks the blonde, "Can I see you license and registration, please?". The blonde then asked, "What is that?", the police officer says, "That thing with your face on it", the blonde then pulls a mirror out of her purse, and hands it to the police officer. The police officer then says, "Oh, my bad, if I knew you were a police officer I wouldn't have pulled you over."

I saw twins in cute matching outfits and asked them, Your mom always buys matching clothes for you?

One replied, Sir, we are not twins. License and Registration please.

A cop pulls over a drunk man..

A police officer pulls over a man who he thinks is drunk.. he walks up to the mans car. "Hello sir may I see license and registration"? Asks the cop. So the man hands him his license and registration.
The cop comes back a minute later and asks the man to step out of the car. "Ok sir I'm gonna perform some field sobriety tests on you" The cop says.
"Field Sobriety tests"? The man asks "But I didnt even study"!

A Polish police officer pulls over a German tourist.

Officer: Good day, license and registration, please.

The tourist gives his license and registration to the police officer.

Officer: What is your age?

Tourist: 31 years old.

Officer: Occupation?

Tourist: No, just visiting.

I ran into the pub and shouted to my mate. Dave! I've just saw your car being stolen."

He said Didn't you try to stop them?

I said, No, but don't worry. I got the registration.

A state trooper is sitting at the end of a tunnel and pulls over a motorist for speeding.

License and registration the officer says.

No problem replies the motorist.

What are you doing out so late sir? the officer asks.

Just had a late night at work he replies.

Really? What do you do for work? the officer says.

Well...I'm an asshole stretcher he says.

An asshole stretcher?

Yeah, I take assholes and stretch them as far as you want, up to 6 feet

What would anyone do with a six foot asshole?! The office exclaims.

Well, the state gives them a car and puts one at the end of a tunnel!

A police officer pulls a man over

"Licence and registration!" - the police officer says.

"Certainly, officer!", replies the civilian.

"Do you know why I pulled you over?", asks the officer.

The civilian replies: "I assume you are collecting donations for the policemans' ball."

"Sir, the police doesn't have balls.", the officer says.

There is a moment of silence, and then the officer just hands the civilian his documentation, goes back to his car and drives away.

To the person who stole my registration key for Microsoft Office:

I will find you!

You have my word

A Korean immigrant was beaten up by police after they asked for his name and registration papers during a routine traffic stop.

"I never have received seen such bad behaviour by cops" said Mr Fuuk Yu.

A cop pulls over a car swerving all over the road

After the cop tells the driver why he stopped him and asks for his license and registration, he notices an open, half-empty bottle sitting on the floor.

Cop: Sir, what is that bottle between your feet?

Driver (burping): Uh, it's a bottle of water officer.

Cop: I can see from here that it's a bottle of red wine.

Driver (shocked): Oh my god, it is? Praise Jesus and his miracles!

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