The Best 8 Regis Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Regis jokes. There are some regis mohammed jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these regis kelly puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Regis Jokes and Puns

I am registered as a sex offender

...but where do I log in?

I registered to a website for constipation sufferers.

It won't let me logout.

"Hello I'd like to register for mime classes"

"Ah, say no more"

When you register on your birthday, so at least somebody congratulates you.

It's not going well.

A registered organ donor passed away. His body was sent to Amazon Prime...

Because they de-liver for free.


I tried to register under the username "v1rg1nity"...

...but it's already taken.

While registering for college classes, I heard the student next to me drop a few coins on the counter.

I guess you could say he's paying for his classes one quarter at a time.

If you're a registered sex offender,

do you get a discount?

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the regis cnn jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working regis abdul piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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