Region Jokes
55 region jokes and hilarious region puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about region that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
This article provides a collection of hilarious jokes about various regions. Learn about the polar region, the west region and the saltiest component of each region. Be sure to read this article to get an idea of the funniest jokes from each area.
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Funniest Region Short Jokes
Short region jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The region humour may include short area jokes also.
- They're only called patriots if they come from the Pat region in France otherwise, they are just sparkling riots
- I, Ceasar, when I heard of the name... I, Ceasar, when I heard of the name
Of Cleopatra, I straightaway laid claim.
Ahead of my legions, she conquered my regions,
I saw, I conquered, I came. - Why are there regions in England named Wessex, Sussex, Essex and Northumbria? ... because nobody wants to live in a place called Nosex.
- I asked out this European Girl I know. But she said she'd rather just be friends, so now I'm stuck in the PAL Region.
- The difference between Cognac and Brandy Cognac is made in the Cognac region of France and Brandy is a fine girl.
- Climate change is causing people to move into hilly and mountainous regions According to one expert on YouTube it is plain unsettling.
- It's only Tabasco if it comes from that region of Mexico Otherwise it's sparkling tomato juice.
- As tensions rise in Ukraine Vladimir is Putin troops in separatist regions, and Joe is Biden his time with imposing sanctions.
- A Hand-sanitiser and a mask is all you need to be safe! So they said......
But then I found out they were all wearing clothes as well.
(This is a regional joke I hardly think you guys will like it) - Carobs grow on carob trees in warm climates. They are frequently transported to other regions by air. Usually by pilots of the carob bean.
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Region One Liners
Which region one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with region? I can suggest the ones about province and district.
- In Europe, they don't call it the "Friend Zone" They call it the "Pal Region"
- My wife is like Netflix She has regional content I don't have access to.
- Germany used to have a large French speaking region. It was called France
- Did you hear about that region up in India? Yeah it's totally Sikh
- TIL javelins were invented in a region of northern France.. Britanny Spears.
- What is the saltiest region in League of Legends??? Na
- In what region do the most talented cat owners live? The Catskills
- Apparently Putin wants to rename a river in the annexed region of Ukraine Crimea a river
- TSM And the NA region.
- My friend laughs at regions with small mountains He thinks theyre hill areas
- What was the most privileged region conquered by Julius Caesar? Cis-Alpine Gaul.
- There is a region in America called Almos Guess you could say it's almost without tea.
- Which two regions have the most people named John? SEA / NA
- What is a p**...'s favorite region of America? The Bayou
Polar Region Jokes
Here is a list of funny polar region jokes and even better polar region puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- Why was the polar bear at the North Pole? Polar bears are native to the North Pole region.
- teacher and student joke teacher: Name two animals that live in a cold region?
student: A polar bear and his wife
Howlingly Hilarious Region Jokes for All Ages to Enjoy
What funny jokes about region you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean boundary jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make region pranks.
I recently learned that bison of eastern new york who are bullied by bison of the same region mimic the behavior upon the remainder of the community. In other words...
Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo.
Once I saw this guy on a bridge about to jump. I said, "Don't do it!"
Once I saw this guy on a bridge about to jump. I said, "Don't do it!"
He said, "Nobody loves me."
I said, "God loves you. Do you believe in God?"
He said, "Yes."
I said, "Are you a Christian or a Jew?"
He said, "A Christian."
I said, "Me, too! Protestant or Catholic?"
He said, "Protestant."
I said, "Me, too! What franchise?"
He said, "Baptist."
I said, "Me, too! Northern Baptist or Southern Baptist?"
He said, "Northern Baptist."
I said, "Me, too! Northern Conservative Baptist or Northern Liberal Baptist?"
He said, "Northern Conservative Baptist."
I said, "Me, too! Northern Conservative Baptist Great Lakes Region, or Northern Conservative Baptist Eastern Region?" He said, "Northern Conservative Baptist Great Lakes Region."
I said, "Me, too! Northern Conservative Baptist Great Lakes Region Council of 1879, or Northern Conservative Baptist Great Lakes Region Council of 1912?"
He said, "Northern Conservative Baptist Great Lakes Region Council of 1912."
I said, "Die, heretic!" And I pushed him over.
- Emo Philips
A recent joke from eastern Ukraine
Two friends meet, both native Russian speakers – as is everyone in this region – but one speaks Russian, and the other insists on speaking Ukrainian.
Why are you speaking Ukrainian? asks one friend. Are you afraid Ukrainian nationalists will come and kill you?
No, comes the reply. I'm afraid if Putin hears me speaking Russian, he will come to 'protect' my rights!
Reaching the end of a job interview
Reaching the end of a job interview, the Human Resources Officer asks a young engineer fresh out of the Massachusetts Institute of Technology, "And what starting salary are you looking for?" The engineer replies, "In the region of $125,000 a year, depending on the benefits package." The interviewer inquires, "Well, what would you say to a package of five weeks vacation, 14 paid holidays, full medical and dental, company matching retirement fund to 50% of salary, and a company car leased every two years, say, a red Corvette?" The engineer sits up straight and says, "Wow! Are you kidding?" The interviewer replies, "Yeah, but you started it.
A biologist, a physicist and a mathematician are on a train...
Looking out the window, they see what appears to be a black sheep.
The biologist says : "Interesting, in this region, sheep are black!"
The physicist says : "Not so fast! We only saw one black sheep!"
The mathematician says : "To be exact, we only saw a sheep that was black on one side."
$125,000
Reaching the end of a job interview, the Human Resources Officer asks a young engineer fresh out of the Massachusetts Institute of Technology, "And what starting salary are you looking for?" The engineer replies, "In the region of $125,000 a year, depending on the benefits package." The interviewer inquires, "Well, what would you say to a package of five weeks vacation, 14 paid holidays, full medical and dental, company matching retirement fund to 50% of salary, and a company car leased every two years, say, a red Corvette?" The engineer sits up straight and says, "Wow! Are you kidding?" The interviewer replies, "Yeah, but you started it."
After Ash Ketchum catches them all
in Kanto region, they were really happy for him! So when they wanted to reward him for his mighty success, they decided to build a mall for him. They called it
Ketchum Mall.
A thing that both French and Germans should do:
Visit the Moscow region in summer, they know it well enough at winter.
We have little Johnny in Australia too.
Little Johnny walks into the bathroom just as his mother is getting out of the bath.
He points at her nether region and asks "mummy, what's that?"
She thinks quickly and replies "that's where god hit me with his little golden axe."
Little Johnny replies "geez, he got you right in the c**t didn't he"
Listen America, we get that you're trying to save your Net Neutrality and all but...
Post not available in your region.
The Regional Marionette Championship was in town last week...
It's famous for being really hard to enter, but I really wanted to compete in it.
Let's just say... I pulled a few strings!
Are you today's date?
Because you look like a delicious fruit indigenous to the fertile crescent region
The Creation Of Sodium
Sodium, atomic number 11, was first isolated by Humphry Davy in 1807. A chemical component of salt, he named it Na in honour of the saltiest region on earth, North America.
My life is the integral of sin(x) evaluated in the region of 0≤x≤2π
It has it ups and down, but in the end, it amounts to 0.
When I travelled across the Middle East, I found the region to be extremely noisy, except for one country.
That country was surprisingly Kuwait.
A seductive man walks into a bar and sees a pretty woman.
"Waiter, offer a drink to that girl", the gallant gentleman asked.
"Dude, it's a waste of time. She's a lesbian", the waiter replied.
"Lesbian? But from what region of Lesbia?"
I asked a tattoo artist to tattoo a picture of a pigeon into my p**... region.
He took a look at the picture and agreed to do it for $120.
It looked amazing. So, a couple weeks later, I went back and asked him to give me a matching tattoo on my palm. He looked again at the picture and said, That will be $240.
I said, Why the price jump? You did the exact same design last time for only $120.
He told me, A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush.
Have you ever heard of the Fakawi tribe in Africa?
They are a native group that lives in the African jungle. Average height is only 4'3 but in the region they live the grass is higher than they are. They are a proud group, bouncing through the grass chanting We're the Fakawi, we're the Fakawi.
A guy gave me a badass eagle tattoo in my c**... region for $50.
It looked so sick that I asked him to give me a matching tattoo in the palm of my hand so I could show it to everyone, but he said this one would cost $100. He said, A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush.
It's only kamikaze if it came from the Kamikaze region in Japan...
Otherwise it's just plane s**....
Real Porsches...
Real Porsches are from the Porscheaux region of France.
Otherwise they're just sparkling Volkswagens.
You can only call it quarantine if it comes from the Quarantine region in France.
Otherwise it's just sparkling curfew.
Superman is flying around the city when he sees Wonder Woman lying n**... and spread eagle atop a skyscraper
He thinks to himself I can fly over there, have super sonic fast s**... with her, and fly away before she even notices…
He zips over, pumps away with a speed that induces time dilation in his nether region, and flies away before Wonder Woman can tell what happened.
Startled, Wonder Woman exclaims, What the h**... was that???
The Invisible Man replies, I have no idea but my a**... hurts like h**...!
