The Best 13 Regi Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Regi jokes. There are some regi ner jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these regi tha puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Regi Jokes and Puns

I am registered as a sex offender

...but where do I log in?

Why are there regions in England named Wessex, Sussex, Essex and Northumbria?

... because nobody wants to live in a place called Nosex.

I registered to a website for constipation sufferers.

It won't let me logout.

Regi joke, I registered to a website for constipation sufferers.

"Hello I'd like to register for mime classes"

"Ah, say no more"

When you register on your birthday, so at least somebody congratulates you.

It's not going well.


A registered organ donor passed away. His body was sent to Amazon Prime...

Because they de-liver for free.

It's not OK to regift children

Your friends don't want them either

Regi joke, It's not OK to regift children

I tried to register under the username "v1rg1nity"...

...but it's already taken.

While registering for college classes, I heard the student next to me drop a few coins on the counter.

I guess you could say he's paying for his classes one quarter at a time.

In what region do the most talented cat owners live?

The Catskills

If you're a registered sex offender,

do you get a discount?

You can explore regi lar reddit one liners, including funnies and gags. Read them and you will understand what jokes are funny? Those of you who have teens can tell them clean regi kabul dad jokes. There are also regi puns for kids, 5 year olds, boys and girls.


The Regional Marionette Championship was in town last week...

It's famous for being really hard to enter, but I really wanted to compete in it.

Let's just say... I pulled a few strings!

Why did Regina George's dog only play keep-away?

because fetch is not going to happen.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the regi people jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working regi summ piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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