Regard Jokes

Creating a joke is one thing. But delivering it is another.

I think my mother did a commendable job in that regard.

I was pulled over by a cop earlier today.

Do you know why I've pulled you over, sir?
"No officer.
Well" he said "this doesn't happen very often, but I've been following you for the last ten miles or so... and your driving is exemplary! Correct road positioning, perfect observation and due regard for other road users.
Thanks very much, officer!" I said. "Do you reckon it's worth me getting a license then?"

Heard this from my History Professor.

Ronald Reagan had such high regard for the office of President that his jacket was never off.
Bill Clinton had such high regard for the office of President that his pants were never on.

Al Gore is in the wrong line of work

Some people's names match their careers surprisingly well. Imagine a psychic named Krystal Ball or a stylist named Barbera Cutter.
But Al Gore is a failure in this regard. He had the perfect opportunity to start a math rock band in the 80s or 90s and just chose to not. It should have been fate.
I personally will never let it go that I'll never hear an album from the math rock legends the Al Gore Rhythms.

George Washington wasn't arrogant, but he did predict the $1 bill would contain his likeness.

In that regard, he was on the money.

In India, they regard Bovine creatures as sacred animals.

Holy Cow!

Donald Trump just announced Mike Pence to be his Running Mate.

If Hillary wants to one up Trump in that regard, her running mate should be Mike Tuppence.

"We hold these truths to be self evident,..." It's no wonder so many Americans still lack regard for what's in the Declaration of Independence:

It was written by British subjects.

Putin has issued an official statement in regard to all the Russian diplomat expulsions.