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Things that will get you kicked off an United Airlines flight:
1)Wearing leggings
2)Having an United Airlines ticket
-Dan Regan
If you were to second guess your decision to stay at a hotel on a native american reserve...
....that would be a reservation reservation reservation
-credit to Brian Regan
A classic joke from Ronald Regan (Not exactly accurate)
There are two Russians in the Soviet Union talking to each other and a curfew is about to be enforced
The two men say goodbye to each other and just as they do a soviet soldier walks over to the both of them and shoots one of the men dead
The other man says Why did you shoot him?
The soldier says I'm his friend I know where he lives he wouldn't have made it home in time
If someone...
If someone is having second thoughts about booking a trip in native American territory, you could say they are having a reservation reservation reservation.
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Good thing self posts don't grant negative karma >.>
What do you call it when you second guess your decision to book a stay at a Native American resort?
A reservation reservation reservation.
Needing to workshop a joke
Ok soooooo my dad texted and needs a joke comparing Donald trump to Ronald regan and it being rediculous that an actor can be the president . Can anyone help?
So I was watching an interview of Ronald Regan...
...and apparently he heard this joke from Gorbachev.
A Russian man living in the Soviet Union wants to buy a car. He goes through the application process and scrapes together enough cash, and after a few weeks goes to the town hall to pay. He gives the money the clerk tells him to come back and pick up his new car in ten years.
The man replies, "Morning or evening?"
The clerk says, "What difference does it make, it's in ten years!"
The man frowns and says, "Well, the plumber is coming in the morning."
Apologies if this has already been posted.
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