The Best 67 Refuse Jokes

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Top 10 of the Funniest Refuse Jokes and Puns

I refused to believe I was gay and dyslexic.....

I was in Daniel.

Why did the athiest refuse to cross the road?

He didn't believe in the other side.

I don't understand the appeal of strip clubs...

All you do is throw money at women who refuse to have sex with you. If I wanted that I would be married.

Refuse joke, I don't understand the appeal of strip clubs...

I refused to waste money paying an exorcist...

so he repossessed my house.

Why did the bird refuse Martin Luther's food?

It was on a strict diet of worms.


What do you call it when you refuse to do core workouts?

Abstinence.

Why don't Muslims fill out online forms?

Because they refuse to Submit to anyone but Allah.

Refuse joke, Why don't Muslims fill out online forms?

Why did the gamer refuse to join the Boy Scouts?

He hates camping

Two Russian sailors decide to quit drinking,

but they still have a bottle of vodka left, and they refuse to let it go to waste, so one says:" Anatoli, i shall hold the bottle in one hand behind my back, if you can guess which one, we will drink it, if not, i will throw it overboard." They agree on this. The first sailor hides the bottle, the second guesses:"Left!"
"Keep guessing, Anatoli, keep guessing."

Quit my job at the helium factory today

I refuse to be spoken to in that tone

How do you confuse a feminist?

Tell her you refuse to allow her to make you a sandwich.

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I refused to believe my dad was stealing from his job as a road worker

But when I got home, all the signs were there.

A man fell into a river. Why did he refuse help?

He was in The Nile

As a Marxist I could never play CoD,

because I refuse to create a class.

Why did Trump refuse the debate with Bernie?

Because chickens tend to run from people with a last name of Sanders.

I'm too calm to be a Dermatologist.

I refuse to make rash decisions.

Refuse joke, I'm too calm to be a Dermatologist.

Why does Mike Tyson refuse to buy playstation ?

Because he is an x-boxer

Why did James Comey refuse to indict Hillary Clinton?

Because he found his suicide note in her Wikileaks emails.

After an altercation with my boss, I decided to leave my job at the helium factory.

I refuse to be spoken to in that tone of voice.


I refuse to eat this roastbeef. Please call the manager!

Waiter: That's no use. He won't eat it either.

I refuse to fly Virgin Airlines

I mean what's the point if they aren't going to go all the way.

Why did the hipster refuse to undergo surgery?

The anesthesia wasn't local.

People think that just because I grew up in the ghetto back in the 80s, i should walk around carrying a big ol' boom box on my shoulder.

But I refuse to go with that stereotype.

How do you stop a gambling addict from gambling?

Make a bet. They won't refuse.

If you refuse to pay your TV licence in England, you can be sent to prison…

Where, ironically, you'll get plenty of BBC…

Why do protesters refuse to brush their teeth?

Because plaque lives matter.

The Farmer had an ill-tempered Donkey.

The donkey would refuse to plow the fields and would kick any anyone that came close to him. One unfortunate day, the donkey kicked the farmer's wife, who died from the blow. During the funeral, thousands of men showed up from all over the province. Feeling amused, a neighbor asked the farmer, "Thats a lot of men paying their respects. Was your wife popular back in the day?"

The farmer bursts out laughing and says, "No, they're here to buy the donkey!"

Why did the Buddhist monk refuse Novocaine?

Because he wanted to *transcend dental* medication.

Why do Jews get Circumcised?

Because Jewish women refuse to touch anything that isn't at least 10% off

Why do the Jedi refuse to measure temperature using Kelvin?

Because only a Sith deals in absolutes

Why did the baby oyster refuse to share his toys?

He was a little shellfish.

My ex told me we broke up because I'm too reliant on logic and refuse to acknowledge my emotions.

I told her, correlation is not causation.

If you refuse to go to sleep...

Does that mean you're resisting a rest?

Remember in Monopoly, when some insufferable kids couldn't agree who was banker, they'd refuse to play completely?

Welcome to the shutdown...

Why do rednecks only have missionary sex?

Because they refuse to turn their back on Family

I got fired from my job at the helium factory...

Because I refuse to be spoken to in that tone. I have always wanted a job in a mirror factory. It's a job I could see myself doing

Heard about the man that refuse to let other use his sauna?

He has selfish steam issues

What do you call 8 men who refuse to do a single dare?

An octopus

All my friends say I'm stubborn

....but I refuse to believe them.

My Chinese friend refuses to believe that our buddy Ty is now the state boxing champion.

People from China refuse to acknowledge Ty won.

Why did Al Capone refuse to carry pennies?

Because he hates coppers, see?

What did Bush used to say to his kids when they refuse to eat?

Here comes the airplanes.

Why did Princess Leia refuse a threesome ?

Because she preferred Han SOLO.

Not going to lie I'm a bit of a racist...

I just refuse to run the 1500, its inferior to the 400m.

I refuse to insult someone by saying that they have mental issues

Only retards do that

Some people refuse to admit their faults.

I would, if I had any.

Why does it take 250,000 sperm but only one egg to make a baby?

Because they just refuse to stop and ask for directions.

I recently quit my job as a butler at a stately home.

I refuse to be ordered around in that manor.

I had enough and finally quit my job at the helium plant today.

I refuse to be spoken to in that tone of voice.

My dad told me to take out the garbage, but I said no..

I refuse.

I refuse to go bungie jumping

I came into this world because or a broken rubber, I'm not leaving because of one.

I absolutely refuse to vaccinate my kids.

I'll have the doctor do it instead; he's trained for it.

What should we do with people who rely on government handouts, but refuse to work?

Kick them out of Congress

What ice cream can Ernie never refuse?

Sherbet.


*jazz hands*

My friend Ty came first in the Beijing marathon, but wasn't awarded the gold medal.

The Chinese refuse to acknowledge Ty won.

There are two types of people.

Some people only see black and white and refuse to acknowledge shades and complex non-straightforward situations, and the others... no, wait, I've changed my mind.

I hate capitalism,

so i always type my messages in lowercase. i also hate racism, and refuse to run 100 metres.

When an interviewer asked me about my biggest strength, I said "I can refuse anyone". He asked if I could explain...

...and I said "No.".

As a guy, I refuse to play as a female character in online games.

Not because I'm sexist, I just don't think it's right to perpetuate the stereotype that girls are bad at games.

Why do medieval ghosts refuse to stop at McDonald's?

They prefer Wight Castle.

I attended a self-defence course.

At the end of it, the person that ran the course said, "Ok, buddy, so for the week you owe me...Β£380."

"I refuse to pay," I told him.

"You have to," he insisted.

"Well then, you'll have to fight me for it."

So we fought, and he absolutely battered me. Left me bloody, bruised and beaten.

He said, "Β£380. Cough it up."

"No," I told him, wiping my lip. "Because it was clearly a waste of money."

I once dated a girl named Rachel, but she turned out to be a nasty bitch. As a result, I now refuse to associate with women named Rachel

Then again, I could just be Rachel profiling

Why did the anarchist refuse to put his finger up his ass?

Because he didn't want to feel prostate.

My parents always used to criticize me for never finishing anything.

Joke's on them, though, because now I'm 300 years old because I refuse to finish life. And another thing,

What happens if you refuse to pay your exorcist?

You get repossessed.

Why did the dyslexic refuse to wear a polo shirt?

Because he was Lacoste intolerant.

Why did the comedian refuse to go to the doctor?

He thought laughter was the best medicine.

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