Refund Jokes

Funniest Refund Short Jokes

Short refund jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The refund humour may include short receipt jokes also.

1. What's at the centre of No Man's sky universe? A refund.
   credit to /u/xROSSTHEHOSSx (saw it on another post as comment, thought it deserved own post)
2. Did you guys hear about the lady who put Gorilla Glue in her hair? She asked for a refund, but they won't give her silverback.
3. Got laser eye surgery last month Still can't fire lasers out of my eyes. Am I doing it wrong? Should I get a refund?
4. I saw a lady in tears at the store. She said she had lost an envelope with her tax refund inside. I gave her $100 because I had just found about $1600 in the parking lot. #payitforward
5. Just got the email "Webinar on how to avoid frauds is cancelled" And the fee is non-refundable.
6. There was a recall on bird food but most places are offering a refund if you return it. It strikes me as odd that they would encourage you to give bad feed back.
7. I went to watch a standup comedian who kept making stereotypical Jew jokes towards me... I was so upset I demanded a double refund
8. "Hey, I was supposed to lose 30 pounds in month, I want a refund" "Sure. How much did you pay for box?"
   "30 pounds!"
   "Looks like it works like advertised, anything else I can help you with?"
9. I asked the shopkeeper if he thought I should be refunded for my faulty abacus He told me not to count on it.
10. Have you heard of the new Lego Presidential Building Set? It's called My First Wall . It comes with a few pesos as a refund.

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Refund One Liners

Which refund one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with refund? I can suggest the ones about debit and withdraw.

1. What did chuck norris do when his parachute failed to open? Brought it back for a refund.
2. Seminar "How to avoid frauds" is canceled. Tickets are non-refundable.
3. Why did the football coach ask for a refund? He wanted to get his quarterback.
4. FAQ: Can I returned my child and get a refund? No, but we can give you stork credit.
5. I demanded a refund for my geology course It was very surface level.
6. If the eclipse glasses I sold you don't work... see me after, and I'll give you a refund.
7. What is it called when you rob a government official? A refund!
8. An infinite number of Sean Murray walks into to a bar and gets a refund.
9. I'm soo broke I tried to return myself for a refund.
10. Did you hear about EA's refund button?
11. What's in the centre of the galaxy in No Man's Sky? A refund.
12. What should Syria get for its air defence system? A refund.
13. You went full Refund. Never go full Refund.
14. What belongs in the bank and doesn't exist? My tax refund.
15. What's the worst thing someone can ask for during s**...? A refund.

Unearthly Funniest Refund Jokes to Tickle Your Sides

What funny jokes about refund you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean deposit jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make refund pranks.