Refund Jokes

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TIL After Nigeria was unable to win any medals in this year's Olympics, the Nigerian Sports Minister personally offered to refund all the expenses of fans that traveled to Brazil.

He said he just needs their bank details and pin numbers to complete the transaction.

After his team was eliminated from the World Cup,

The Nigerian captain personally offered to refund all expenses that fans of his country paid for to travel to Brazil.

According to sources close to the player, he just needs their bank details and pin numbers to complete the transactions.

What's at the centre of No Man's Sky universe?

A refund.

credit to /u/xROSSTHEHOSSx (saw it on another post as comment, thought it deserved own post)

An Inuit man walks into a pet store...

An Inuit man walks into a pet store holding a dead, bloodied seal, he screams at the owner "SOMEONE HAS CLUBBED MY SEAL, I DEMAND A REFUND!" The owner looks at him and says, "Sorry, warranty void if seal is broken."

The Nigerian football team were so disappointed with Saturday's performance that they have said they will personally refund all expenses to fans who travelled to support them.

All they need to do is send bank details, sort codes & PINs, and they will transfer the money directly …

A lumberjack walks into a shop to buy a chainsaw...

The shopkeeper picks one out and says "this one can cut down 5 trees in 2 minutes". The lumberjack is impressed by this and buys the chainsaw. 2 days later, the lumberjack comes back to the shop with the chainsaw and asks for a refund.

"This is a complete rip-off, I only managed to cut down 1 tree over the space of an hour!"

The shopkeeper takes the chainsaw and turns it on only for the lumberjack to suddenly jump in surprise.

"What's that noise?"

Got laser eye surgery last month

Still can't fire lasers out of my eyes. Am I doing it wrong? Should I get a refund?

So I hear EA has removed all refund options from their website, and now customers have to call them directly. But hey:

"The intent is to provide players with a sense of pride and accomplishment from successfully navigating our automated phone menu."

What's the worst thing someone can ask for during sex?

A refund.

Why did the football coach ask for a refund?

He wanted to get his quarterback.

"Hey, I was supposed to lose 30 pounds in month, I want a refund"

"Sure. How much did you pay for box?"

"30 pounds!"

"Looks like it works like advertised, anything else I can help you with?"

You've had a bad day but...

The parachute company says you'll get a full refund.


The flesh eating virus barely touched your other arm.


Imagine what would have happened if your ex-wife had a *good* lawyer.


The fertility drugs worked 4 times better than expected.


The insurance company said they will pay the full book value of $455 for your 1966 Corvette.


At least the operation was partially successful.


Don't worry about who the real father is, your son's chances of getting a full scholarship just increased significantly!

What is it called when you rob a government official?

A refund!

If the eclipse glasses I sold you don't work...

see me after, and I'll give you a refund.

The Nigerian football team is disappointed with Saturdays performance.

They will personally refund all tickets and travel expenses to their fans. Just send them bank details, sort codes and and PIC'S to allow them to send the money directly.

After Nigeria was eliminated from the world cup the Nigerian captain personally offered to refund all the expenses of fans that traveled to Brazil.

He said he just needs their bank details and pin numbers to complete the transaction.

A punk girl goes shopping and asks the cashier

"Can i get a refund if my parents like these clothes?"

An infinite number of Sean Murray walks into to a bar

and gets a refund.

Have you heard of the new Lego Presidential Building Set?

It's called My First Wall . It comes with a few pesos as a refund.

Yo momma so stupid

She thinks NIckleback is a refund.

Vinegar

A man walked into the shop to ask for a refund and said Hi, I'd like to make a complaint about my vinegar, it has lumps in it.
The cashier said that's a jar of pickles

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