Unearthly Funniest Refund Jokes to Tickle Your Sides
After his team was eliminated from the World Cup,
The Nigerian captain personally offered to refund all expenses that fans of his country paid for to travel to Brazil.
According to sources close to the player, he just needs their bank details and pin numbers to complete the transactions.
After Nigeria was eliminated from the world cup the Nigerian captain personally offered to refund all the expenses of fans that traveled to Brazil.
He said he just needs their bank details and pin numbers to complete the transaction.
Why did the college student ask for a refund on his student loan?
#Because his *degree* didn't work!
Why did the football coach ask for a refund?
He wanted to get his quarterback.
A punk girl goes shopping and asks the cashier
"Can i get a refund if my parents like these clothes?"
TIL After Nigeria was unable to win any medals in this year's Olympics, the Nigerian Sports Minister personally offered to refund all the expenses of fans that traveled to Brazil.
He said he just needs their bank details and pin numbers to complete the transaction.
What's at the centre of No Man's Sky universe?
A refund.
credit to /u/xROSSTHEHOSSx (saw it on another post as comment, thought it deserved own post)
An infinite number of Sean Murray walks into to a bar
and gets a refund.
What's in the centre of the galaxy in No Man's Sky?
A refund.
Have you heard of the new Lego Presidential Building Set?
It's called My First Wall . It comes with a few pesos as a refund.
Yo momma so s**...
She thinks NIckleback is a refund.
You can explore refund revenues reddit one liners, including funnies and gags. Read them and you will understand what jokes are funny? Those of you who have teens can tell them clean refund idi dad jokes. There are also refund puns for kids, 5 year olds, boys and girls.
An Inuit man walks into a pet store...
An Inuit man walks into a pet store holding a dead, bloodied seal, he screams at the owner "SOMEONE HAS CLUBBED MY SEAL, I DEMAND A REFUND!" The owner looks at him and says, "Sorry, warranty void if seal is broken."
What is it called when you rob a government official?
A refund!
Got laser eye surgery last month
Still can't fire lasers out of my eyes. Am I doing it wrong? Should I get a refund?
If the eclipse glasses I sold you don't work...
see me after, and I'll give you a refund.
So I hear EA has removed all refund options from their website, and now customers have to call them directly. But hey:
"The intent is to provide players with a sense of pride and accomplishment from successfully navigating our automated phone menu."
Did you hear about EA's refund button?
The Nigerian football team is disappointed with Saturdays performance.
They will personally refund all tickets and travel expenses to their fans. Just send them bank details, sort codes and and PIC'S to allow them to send the money directly.
The Nigerian football team were so disappointed with Saturday's performance that they have said they will personally refund all expenses to fans who travelled to support them.
All they need to do is send bank details, sort codes & PINs, and they will transfer the money directly …
I bought a defective pack of playing cards. It had only three suits and all the cards were jacks.
I'm still trying to get a refund from those heartless b**....
I'm soo broke
I tried to return myself for a refund.
Fallout 3: "Where's my father?" Fallout 4: "Where's my son?"
Fallout 76: "Where's my refund?"
What do you call a group of 500 atoms?
A Refund.
*This post is brought to you by "Todd Howard did Nothing Wrong" gang*
They should have a GoFundMe to refund the money back to the people that scammed everyone with the homeless dude GoFundMe
Want to get an idea how important you are during a government shutdown?
IRS REFUND department: Non-essential
IRS Audit department.: Essential
"Hey, I was supposed to lose 30 pounds in month, I want a refund"
"Sure. How much did you pay for box?"
"30 pounds!"
"Looks like it works like advertised, anything else I can help you with?"
What's the worst thing someone can ask for during s**...?
A refund.
A man goes to buy a parachute
He asks the cashier,
what happens if the parachute fails to deploy?
The cashier responds: Oh, Just pull the reserve c**..., you will be fine.
The man asks again: What if the reserve c**... fails???
The cashier responds: Well, In that case bring it back and we will give you a full refund!
If you put red and fun together in just the right way you get one of the best words in the dictionary.
Refund.
So a guy buys a $5 h**........
They have s**... and the next day the guys realizes he has c**.... The guy goes back the next day to complain and demand a refund
The h**... goes "It was only $5, what did you expect? Lobster?"
I saw a lady in tears at the store. She said she had lost an envelope with her tax refund inside.
I gave her $100 because I had just found about $1600 in the parking lot. #payitforward
I went to watch a standup comedian who kept making stereotypical Jew jokes towards me...
I was so upset I demanded a double refund
Did you guys hear about the lady who put Gorilla Glue in her hair?
She asked for a refund, but they won't give her silverback.
I demanded a refund for my geology course
It was very surface level.
Yo mama jokes thread
What are some of the best "Yo mama" jokes of recent times?
I'll go first: Yo mama's so s**..., she thought a quarterback was a refund.
There was a recall on bird food but most places are offering a refund if you return it.
It strikes me as odd that they would encourage you to give bad feed back.
A farmer goes to the market to sell his horse for $2000, and a man buys it from him.
The farmer says he'll deliver it to to man in 1 week's time, but halfway through the week the horse dies.
The farmer offers to refund the man's money, but the man chooses to buy it anyway.
The next week the farmer sees and asks the man what he did with the dead horse.
The man says 'Oh I held a lucky draw, $50 for a chance to win a horse. 100 people entered, and I collected $5000.
The farmer, shocked, asks 'But wasn't anyone upset with the horse?' The man replies
'Oh yes, only the winner, but I refunded him his $50.'
Chuck Norris once skydived and the parachute failed to open while mid-air
The next day, he demanded a refund.
What did Chuck Norris do when his parachute failed to open?
Brought it back for a refund.
FAQ: Can I returned my child and get a refund?
No, but we can give you stork credit.
