He said he just needs their bank details and pin numbers to complete the transaction.
The Nigerian captain personally offered to refund all expenses that fans of his country paid for to travel to Brazil.
According to sources close to the player, he just needs their bank details and pin numbers to complete the transactions.
A refund.
credit to /u/xROSSTHEHOSSx (saw it on another post as comment, thought it deserved own post)
An Inuit man walks into a pet store holding a dead, bloodied seal, he screams at the owner "SOMEONE HAS CLUBBED MY SEAL, I DEMAND A REFUND!" The owner looks at him and says, "Sorry, warranty void if seal is broken."
All they need to do is send bank details, sort codes & PINs, and they will transfer the money directly …
The shopkeeper picks one out and says "this one can cut down 5 trees in 2 minutes". The lumberjack is impressed by this and buys the chainsaw. 2 days later, the lumberjack comes back to the shop with the chainsaw and asks for a refund.
"This is a complete rip-off, I only managed to cut down 1 tree over the space of an hour!"
The shopkeeper takes the chainsaw and turns it on only for the lumberjack to suddenly jump in surprise.
"What's that noise?"
Still can't fire lasers out of my eyes. Am I doing it wrong? Should I get a refund?
"The intent is to provide players with a sense of pride and accomplishment from successfully navigating our automated phone menu."
A refund.
He wanted to get his quarterback.
"Sure. How much did you pay for box?"
"30 pounds!"
"Looks like it works like advertised, anything else I can help you with?"
The parachute company says you'll get a full refund.
The flesh eating virus barely touched your other arm.
Imagine what would have happened if your ex-wife had a *good* lawyer.
The fertility drugs worked 4 times better than expected.
The insurance company said they will pay the full book value of $455 for your 1966 Corvette.
At least the operation was partially successful.
Don't worry about who the real father is, your son's chances of getting a full scholarship just increased significantly!
A refund!
see me after, and I'll give you a refund.
They will personally refund all tickets and travel expenses to their fans. Just send them bank details, sort codes and and PIC'S to allow them to send the money directly.
He said he just needs their bank details and pin numbers to complete the transaction.
"Can i get a refund if my parents like these clothes?"
and gets a refund.
It's called My First Wall . It comes with a few pesos as a refund.
She thinks NIckleback is a refund.
A man walked into the shop to ask for a refund and said Hi, I'd like to make a complaint about my vinegar, it has lumps in it.
The cashier said that's a jar of pickles
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