Refund Jokes
44 refund jokes and hilarious refund puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about refund that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Does your tax refund have you feeling like a million bucks? Get a laugh out of these hilarious refund jokes designed to get you through the stress of money management. These jokes will put a smile on your face and have you ready to enjoy the monetary revenues you’ve payed!
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Funniest Refund Short Jokes
Short refund jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The refund humour may include short receipt jokes also.
- What's at the centre of No Man's sky universe? A refund.
credit to /u/xROSSTHEHOSSx (saw it on another post as comment, thought it deserved own post) - Did you guys hear about the lady who put Gorilla Glue in her hair? She asked for a refund, but they won't give her silverback.
- Got laser eye surgery last month Still can't fire lasers out of my eyes. Am I doing it wrong? Should I get a refund?
- I saw a lady in tears at the store. She said she had lost an envelope with her tax refund inside. I gave her $100 because I had just found about $1600 in the parking lot. #payitforward
- Just got the email "Webinar on how to avoid frauds is cancelled" And the fee is non-refundable.
- There was a recall on bird food but most places are offering a refund if you return it. It strikes me as odd that they would encourage you to give bad feed back.
- I went to watch a standup comedian who kept making stereotypical Jew jokes towards me... I was so upset I demanded a double refund
- "Hey, I was supposed to lose 30 pounds in month, I want a refund" "Sure. How much did you pay for box?"
"30 pounds!"
"Looks like it works like advertised, anything else I can help you with?" - I asked the shopkeeper if he thought I should be refunded for my faulty abacus He told me not to count on it.
- Have you heard of the new Lego Presidential Building Set? It's called My First Wall . It comes with a few pesos as a refund.
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Refund One Liners
Which refund one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with refund? I can suggest the ones about debit and withdraw.
- What did chuck norris do when his parachute failed to open? Brought it back for a refund.
- Seminar "How to avoid frauds" is canceled. Tickets are non-refundable.
- Why did the football coach ask for a refund? He wanted to get his quarterback.
- FAQ: Can I returned my child and get a refund? No, but we can give you stork credit.
- I demanded a refund for my geology course It was very surface level.
- If the eclipse glasses I sold you don't work... see me after, and I'll give you a refund.
- What is it called when you rob a government official? A refund!
- An infinite number of Sean Murray walks into to a bar and gets a refund.
- I'm soo broke I tried to return myself for a refund.
- Did you hear about EA's refund button?
- What's in the centre of the galaxy in No Man's Sky? A refund.
- What should Syria get for its air defence system? A refund.
- You went full Refund. Never go full Refund.
- What belongs in the bank and doesn't exist? My tax refund.
- What's the worst thing someone can ask for during s**...? A refund.

Unearthly Funniest Refund Jokes to Tickle Your Sides
What funny jokes about refund you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean deposit jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make refund pranks.
A farmer goes to the market to sell his horse for $2000, and a man buys it from him.
The farmer says he'll deliver it to to man in 1 week's time, but halfway through the week the horse dies.
The farmer offers to refund the man's money, but the man chooses to buy it anyway.
The next week the farmer sees and asks the man what he did with the dead horse.
The man says 'Oh I held a lucky draw, $50 for a chance to win a horse. 100 people entered, and I collected $5000.
The farmer, shocked, asks 'But wasn't anyone upset with the horse?' The man replies
'Oh yes, only the winner, but I refunded him his $50.'
TIL After Nigeria was unable to win any medals in this year's Olympics, the Nigerian Sports Minister personally offered to refund all the expenses of fans that traveled to Brazil.
He said he just needs their bank details and pin numbers to complete the transaction.
An Inuit man walks into a pet store...
An Inuit man walks into a pet store holding a dead, bloodied seal, he screams at the owner "SOMEONE HAS CLUBBED MY SEAL, I DEMAND A REFUND!" The owner looks at him and says, "Sorry, warranty void if seal is broken."
The Nigerian football team were so disappointed with Saturday's performance that they have said they will personally refund all expenses to fans who travelled to support them.
All they need to do is send bank details, sort codes & PINs, and they will transfer the money directly …
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So a guy buys a $5 h**........
They have s**... and the next day the guys realizes he has c**.... The guy goes back the next day to complain and demand a refund
The h**... goes "It was only $5, what did you expect? Lobster?"
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A man goes to buy a parachute
He asks the cashier,
what happens if the parachute fails to deploy?
The cashier responds: Oh, Just pull the reserve c**..., you will be fine.
The man asks again: What if the reserve c**... fails???
The cashier responds: Well, In that case bring it back and we will give you a full refund!
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Yo mama jokes thread
What are some of the best "Yo mama" jokes of recent times?
I'll go first: Yo mama's so s**..., she thought a quarterback was a refund.
So I hear EA has removed all refund options from their website, and now customers have to call them directly. But hey:
"The intent is to provide players with a sense of pride and accomplishment from successfully navigating our automated phone menu."
A punk girl goes shopping and asks the cashier
"Can i get a refund if my parents like these clothes?"
If you put red and fun together in just the right way you get one of the best words in the dictionary.
Refund.
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Yo momma so s**...
She thinks NIckleback is a refund.
Want to get an idea how important you are during a government shutdown?
IRS REFUND department: Non-essential
IRS Audit department.: Essential
They should have a GoFundMe to refund the money back to the people that scammed everyone with the homeless dude GoFundMe
