Refugees Jokes
38 refugees jokes and hilarious refugees puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about refugees that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Refugees Short Jokes
Short refugees jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The refugees humour may include short immigrants jokes also.
- Dear Muslim refugees: just pretend to be Christian. That's what most Christians do anyways.
- I heard starbucks is trying to hire a lot more refugees Those poor art majors are going to suffer, then
- Why was Germany able to accept so many refugees so quickly? They already had all the camps set up.
- What do refugees and black humour have in common? They are crossing borders and some people feel offended by them.
- What do you get when you let 25,000 Syrian refugees into Canada during the winter? Isisicles
- The EU has said that more needs to be done to help the Syrian refugees, especially the children. May I recommend swimming lessons?
- You know, I agree with Trump about refugees... ...we can't just let all of these Syrians come into America and take all of our Mexican people's jobs!
- The EU doesn't have to worry about refugees anymore It now has 1 GB of Free Space.
Not mine OBVIOUSLY, but I don't think it has been posted here. - Americans should be afraid of refugees ...because one of them might end up doing a mass shooting. Just to fit in.
ps. It's a Frankie Boyle joke. - Im at a rally and the guy on stage asks "What washes up on beaches?"
I heckle, "refugees"
He wanted "microwaves"
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Refugees One Liners
Which refugees one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with refugees? I can suggest the ones about syrian refugee and illegal immigrants.
- How does Germany pay for all these refugees? Krautfunding.
- Which part of Europe took in the most refugees? The Mediterranean sea
- Why are refugees so bad at baseball? Because they can't get home
- What do my jokes and refugees have in common? They are not always received well
- Why don't Syrian Refugees play baseball? because they don't know where home is
- Who took in more refugees than Germany?
- Of which city does the number of refugees double in every year? Dublin
- who has taken up most refugees the Mediterranean Sea
- What to refugees drink? Foreignade
- What do you call refugees in Germany? Alternative energy.
- Whats the first word a swede says after its born? wouaaa wouaaa wu wu welcome refugees
- Why are refugees bad at math? They refuse to integrate.
- Which country takes the most refugees? The Mediterranean Sea.
- What comes after Refugees? Refuaitches
- Germany welcoming all refugees from.... American
Fun-Filled Refugees Jokes to Make You and Your Friends Chuckle & Giggle
What funny jokes about refugees you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean committed asylum jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make refugees pranks.
I recently met a Chinese man and his name was Kannaswami.
I asked him: "How did you ever get a name like that being a Chinese?"
He said: "Many, many years ago when I first went to USA, I was standing in line at the Political Asylums Immigration Counter. The man in front of me was a Sri Lankan Tamil r**....
The white lady at the counter looked at him and asked "What is your name?" He replied "Kannaswami".
Then she looked at me and asked "What's your name?"
I said, "Sem Ting".
What's the difference between a r**... and E.T.?
E.T. could speak English and wanted to go home.
Two refugees are waiting in line to get into the US...
Two refugees are waiting in line to get into the US, one says "screw this line, I'm going to shoot Trump". He leaves for a while and then comes back to resume his place in line. The other guy says "so, did you do it?" He says "no, the line there was even longer than this one."
How did a Chinese guy have a Tamil name:
I recently met a Chinese man in Toronto and got to know that his name was "Kannaswami .
I asked him, "How did you ever get a name like that being a Chinese?"
He said -"Many, many years ago when I first went to Canada, I was standing in line at the Political Asylums Immigration Counter. The man in front of me was a Sri Lankan Tamil r**....
The white lady at the counter looked at him and asked "What is your name?"
He replied "Kannaswami".
Then she looked at me and asked "What's your name?"
I said, "Sem Ting".
So, there are two men.
They know each other for years now. Frank, a brain surgeon from new york and Ahmad a former r**... from syria.
Both men want to build an house and decide to build their houses in the very same street, next to each other. They even ask the architect to just copy the first house!
And when the houses are built Ahmad says to Frank: "My house is worth more than yours."
"How can that be? We both live next to each other!"
"Yes"
"Our houses were built identically, with the same materials."
"True."
"So how can it be, Ahmad?"
"Very simple: I live next to a brain surgeon and you live next to a r**...!"
WAR BOARDER
A man in Amsterdam feels the need to confess, so he goes to his priest.
"Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned. During WWII, I hid a r**... in my attic."
"Well," answers the priest, "that's not a sin."'
"But I made him agree to pay me 20 guilders for every week he stayed."
"I admit that wasn't good, but you did it for a good cause."
"Oh, thank you, Father. That eases my mind. I have one more question."
"What is that, my son?"
"Do I have to tell him the war is over?"
About a month ago, a man in Amsterdam felt that he needed to confess.
So he went to his priest, "Forgive me Father, for I have sinned. During WWII I hid a r**... in my attic."
"Well," answered the priest, "that's not a sin."
"But I made him agree to pay me 20 Guilders for every week he stayed."
"I admit that wasn't good, but you did it for a good cause."
"Oh, thank you, Father; that eases my mind. I have one more question..."
"What is that, my son?"
"Do I have to tell him the war is over?
Two Syrian refugees land in America...
They make a bet to see who can become the most American. A year later they meet up for coffee. The first man says " I am so American. I have a hot white wife, a daughter, a house and a well paying job. I drink Budweiser with my friends after work at happy hour. I have come to accept gay marriage as a human right. I joined a bowling league and my average is above 200. What have you done?" The other Syrian looks at him and says " Shut up t**...!"
Why is six afraid of seven?
Because seven is an Islamic r**...
I met a r**... on the bus today.
"What country are you from?" I asked.
"Iraq" he said.
"How did you escape?" I asked.
IRAN
Did you hear about the guy who illegally downloaded Free Fallin' and r**...?
He was charged with Petty theft.
An Afghan soldier called me earlier and told me he was in a r**... camp...
...but when he told it to me, he said he was caught between Iraq and a hard place.
What's the difference between a Boko Haram training camp and a Nigerian r**... camp?
I don't know, I just fly the fighter jet.
