Refuge Jokes
16 refuge jokes and hilarious refuge puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about refuge that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Refuge Short Jokes
Short refuge jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The refuge humour may include short shelter jokes also.
- I managed to escape Neverland Ranch by taking refuge in a nearby Catholic church. Oh well...out of the flying Pan, into the friar.
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Refuge One Liners
Which refuge one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with refuge? I can suggest the ones about asylum and rescue.
- I stole a wolf pup from a rundown wildlife refuge. Turns out it was just a Shih Tzu.
- Hard work is simply the refuge of people who have nothing whatever to do.
Comedy Refuge Jokes to Make Your Friends Giggle
What funny jokes about refuge you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean retreat jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make refuge pranks.
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Two refugees are waiting in line to get into the US...
Two refugees are waiting in line to get into the US, one says "screw this line, I'm going to shoot Trump". He leaves for a while and then comes back to resume his place in line. The other guy says "so, did you do it?" He says "no, the line there was even longer than this one."
What do refugees and black humour have in common?
They are crossing borders and some people feel offended by them.
Who took in most refugess?
The Mediterranian Sea.
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Refugees do the jobs no one wants to do.
Like being a s**... bomber.
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A r**... is being interviewed by Border Patrol officials
"Your name please?"
Ahmed Aziz
s**...?
5 times a week!
No, no, I mean man or woman.
Don't matters, sometimes even goat.
Who took in more refugees than Germany?
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The r**... Crisis is so out of control...
that we should build a wall around Europe and make the mexicans pay for it
What to refugees drink?
Foreignade
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r**...
So one day, two refugees made it into the UK
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r**... minorities in Australia have complained...
...that there are not enough television shows with minorities in mind.
So Crime Watch is being shown 5 times a week now."
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Refugees in Germany
So, a German girl is being r**... by 12 men. She cries out "Nein Nein!" So three of them left. - Big Dickinson
Two refugees meet in europe
One asks the other: "how did you get out of Iraq"
He responds: "I ran"
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What does a r**... and a broken shoulder have in common?
They're both dislocated
