The Best 12 Refrigerators Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Refrigerators jokes. There are some refrigerators frig jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these refrigerators hospitals puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Refrigerators Jokes and Puns

What do hospitals and refrigerators have in common?

If you pull the plug, the vegetables start to decompose.

A British man in a Jag is broke down on the side of the road

When the tow truck comes and the driver sees the Jag, he says "Hey you know why the British like warm beer?"

The Jag driver with a complete deadpan look says "I dunno. Why...?"

And the truck driver laughs and says "Because Lucas makes refrigerators too!"

The girls I talk to are all refrigerators

It's not because they're fat, but because they're always running!

Refrigerators joke, The girls I talk to are all refrigerators

Need a joke about a refrigerator for work

I work in a refrigerator manufacturing plant and am giving a presentation next week. I would like to start out the presentation with a joke to lighten the mood. Anyone have any short, clean jokes about refrigerators?

What is the difference between a refrigerator and little children?

Refrigerators don't scream and cry when I put my meat in it.


So, I got one of those new Smart Refrigerators and gave it some verbal commands

But it iced me.

Your government in action

Management ordered refrigerators be installed in the datacenter before the Easter code freeze

Refrigerators joke, Your government in action

You can say what all you want about refrigerators

It's the all good on the inside that really counts.

Office fridge clean out jokes

I'm running low on dad jokes about refrigerators Bc this is weekly thing.

Why did Americans put screens on refrigerators?

so they can find them

Some people are like Refrigerators..

.. Bad at analogy.

You can explore refrigerators reali reddit one liners, including funnies and gags. Read them and you will understand what jokes are funny? Those of you who have teens can tell them clean refrigerators vinaigrette dad jokes. There are also refrigerators puns for kids, 5 year olds, boys and girls.


Always switch off appliances that you're not using in the night. Exceptions are refrigerators and life support...

Otherwise you'll be wasting a lot of vegetables.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the refrigerators chill jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working refrigerators magnets piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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