Refrigerator Jokes
124 refrigerator jokes and hilarious refrigerator puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about refrigerator that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Need a fresh dose of humor? Check out these refrigerator jokes, featuring funny observations about everything from broken refrigerators to elephants to Samsung refrigerators! Plus, read some creative haikus and puns about refrigerator cupboards and raindrops. Grab a glass of milk and get ready to laugh!
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- Short Refrigerator Jokes
- Refrigerator One Liners
- Is Your Refrigerator Running Jokes
- Elephant Refrigerator Jokes
- Broken Refrigerator Jokes
- Samsung Refrigerator Jokes
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Funniest Refrigerator Short Jokes
Short refrigerator jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The refrigerator humour may include short fridge jokes also.
- My wife left a note on the fridge saying, "This isn't working, goodbye." I opened the refrigerator and it works just fine. Weird.
- A few hours ago I dropped a piece of ice It slid under the refrigerator. I was really upset at first but now it's water under the fridge.
- What do hospitals and refrigerators have in common? If you pull the plug, the vegetables start to decompose.
- Why should you knock on a refrigerator door before opening it? In case there's a salad dressing
- Why did the blonde keep staring into the refrigerator? Because the orange juice said concentrate.
- I came across a great movie about a semi-truck with a defective refrigeration unit that had to deliver a large shipment of meat. Unfortunately, the trailer spoiled it.
- Strange trend at my office... People are naming food in the break room refrigerator. Today I ate a sandwich named "Kevin".
- Why was the ketchup in the refrigerator embarrassed? He saw the salad dressing! Thank you thank you..
- It doesn't matter if you're black, white, old, young, tall, short or even if you're from another country. It's what's INSIDE that counts! I love you refrigerator!
- I told my Dr. I only smoke once every blue moon…. The problem is my refrigerator is full of them.
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Refrigerator One Liners
Which refrigerator one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with refrigerator? I can suggest the ones about freezer and kitchen appliance.
- is your refrigerator running? If so, I may vote for it.
- Is your refrigerator running? Because I'd vote for it.
- A microwave and a refrigerator get married. Who gives the speech? The Toaster.
- Is your refrigerator running? Because refrigerator obesity is on the rise.
- I have the body of a 25 year old but it's in my refrigerator
- It's not your dryer that's shrinking your clothes... It's your refrigerator.
- Is your refrigerator running? Good, mine too. See you at the refrigerator race tomorrow.
- What did the mayonnaise say to the refrigerator? Close the door! I'm dressing!
- what did the ranch say to the refrigerator? close the door, I'm dressing!
- I have the body of a beautiful 25 year old Let me show you. It's in my refrigerator
- How do you know if there's a stegosaurus in your refrigerator? The door won't close.
- What do you call something that runs but never gets anywhere? A refrigerator.
- What's big and white and can't climb a tree? A refrigerator
- I'm not saying my wife is fat... But I put an energy saving bulb in the refrigerator.
- "Mom, the dryer is shrinking my clothes." "No dear, the refrigerator is doing that."
Is Your Refrigerator Running Jokes
Here is a list of funny is your refrigerator running jokes and even better is your refrigerator running puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- Prank Caller- Hello! is your refrigerator running?? Me- No, but the dishwasher is..
Prank Caller- Huh???
Me- Yeah my wife's out on a jog... - Is your refrigerator running?... Cause it would probably be a better president #fridge2k16
- Is your refrigerator running? Better go catch it.
- [Arrested for prank calling] Cop: You get one phone call
Me: Ok *excited
*cop's phone rings*
Me: Is your refrigerator running - Hey girl, are you an empty refrigerator? Because you don't have to be running
- Hello...is your refrigerator running? I guess you're not in Puerto Rico.
- I got a phone call from some helpful people who wanted me to know a few things... But what I'd like to know is who put Prince Albert in a can and why is my refrigerator running?
- Is your refrigerator running? If so, you definitely don't live in Puerto Rico.
- Is your refrigerator running? Then you better go catch it!
- The girls I talk to are all refrigerators It's not because they're fat, but because they're always running!
Elephant Refrigerator Jokes
Here is a list of funny elephant refrigerator jokes and even better elephant refrigerator puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- How do you put an elephant in a refrigerator in three steps? 1. You open the door.
2. You put the elephant inside.
3. You close the door.
Broken Refrigerator Jokes
Here is a list of funny broken refrigerator jokes and even better broken refrigerator puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- I'm like a refrigerator with a busted pipe. Cool, but broken inside :(
Samsung Refrigerator Jokes
Here is a list of funny samsung refrigerator jokes and even better samsung refrigerator puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- I dreamt about a Samsung Refrigerator that can play songs. I called it coldplay.
Comical & Quirky Refrigerator Jokes for a Roaring Good Time
What funny jokes about refrigerator you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean appliances jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make refrigerator pranks.
What do my son and wine have in common?
They're both white, two years old, and in a box in my refrigerator.
What did Jeffrey d**... sing as he went to the refrigerator?
My bologna had a first name.
Why do women wear white wedding dresses?
So the dishwasher can match the refrigerator and stove
Three guys show up in heaven
Three men end up at the pearly gates at the same time. St. Peter remarks that he was behind schedule and needed each to explain how they died.
The first guy said he was driving to work and he suddenly got the feeling that his wife was cheating on him. He turned around and went straight home and made a complete search of his house. His wife continually denied the affair, and with each denial he grew angrier. Finally, he pushed his refrigerator out his apartment window. His wife was suddenly scared and confessed her affair. The guy was so distraught, he jumped out the very same window to his death.
St. Peter said the death was understandable and let him in.
When the second guy steps up, St. Peter asks how he did. The second guy says, "I was just walking down the street, minding my own business when a refrigerator fell on me. St. Peter lets him in.
The third guy is asked the same question. His response: "I was just sitting in a refrigerator, minding my own business..."
Drunk guy went to the bathroom
a drunk guy went home late, before sleeping he went to the bathroom to pee, he opened the door and the lights were on, he closed the door and the lights went off, he said how is that possible ? he peed and went to bed.
next morning he asked his wife "What's the matter with the bathroom lights, i opened the door and they went on and when i closed the door they went off".
she said:"so you're the one who peed in the Refrigerator"
The daughter of the house walks over to her mom and asks:
"Mom. Why is my name Leaf?"
Her mother answers:
"Well, that is because when you were a new born, a leaf landed on your head."
Later the oldest son asks:
"Mom. Why is my name Feather?"
"That is because when you were a new born, a feather landed on your head." The mother answers
Lastly the youngest son walks up to his mother and says: "Ihlaadskleblaødertmakusigalabongilahaudershirp!!"
The mother says: "Please be quiet, refrigerator"
A joke from a substitute German teacher (who was later fired)
What's the difference between a refrigerator and a gay guy?
-Refrigerator doesn't f**... when you take the meat out of it.
What does the mayonnaise say to the refrigerator?
Shut the door im dressing
Terrible jokes my Dad told me as a kid
Joke 1: How do you know if an elephant has been in your refrigerator? The peanut butter has footprints
Joke 2: How do you know if an elephant is in your cherry tree? Elephants have blue eyes
I don't know if this has anything to do with how awful the jokes are, but my Dad immigrated from Germany in the 1960's
What's the difference between a refrigerator and a drug addict?
A refrigerator starts in a box and moves into a house.
(This is not mine, but I don't know the source. Either way, I thought it should be shared.)
What's the difference between a gay guy and a refrigerator?
The fridge doesnt f**... when i pull my meat out
There are 500 bricks on a plane...
- There are 500 bricks on a plane. One falls off. How many are left?
499
- What are the three steps to putting an elephant in a refrigerator?
Open fridge, put elephant in, close fridge
- What are the four steps to putting a giraffe in a refrigerator?
Open fridge, take elephant out, put giraffe in, close fridge
- The Lion king is having a birthday party. All the animals attend but one. Which animal is it and why?
Giraffe. He's stuck in a refrigerator.
- Sally wants to cross an alligator infested river. There is no bridge and the only way she can get across is by swimming. She swims across and makes it to the other side safely. Why?
The alligators are all at the birthday party.
- Sally dies anyways. Why?
She got hit in the head by a flying brick
I bought my son a refrigerator for his birthday
I can't wait to see his face light up when he opens it.
What do you get when you cross a railroad with a refrigerator?
Killed.
A refrigerator is the exact opposite of a drug addict.
It starts off in a box and then moves to a house.
Two Girls Are Called Petal and Refrigerator...
One day, Petal asks her mother
"Why am I called Petal?"
To which her mother replies,
"When you were little, a petal fell off of a tree and onto your pretty little head! So we named you after it."
Upon hearing this, Refrigerator turns and asks,
"muhmuhwuwuwuw?"
The eldest of three siblings comes up to his mother and asks: "Mommy, mommy, why is my name Leaf?"
"Well, honey," the mother says, "it's because when you were a little baby, a leaf landed on your head."
Satisfied, the child goes away.
Later, the middle child tugs at her mother's hand. "Mommy, mommy, why is my name Feather?"
"Well, darling," the mother says, "it's because when you were a little baby, a feather floated down and landed on your head."
The little girl smiles and goes on her way.
A few moments later the youngest child runs into the room and says: "WARGLBARGLAAHRGLB?"
The mother says: "Shut up, Refrigerator."
I got addicted to eating deli meat right out of the refrigerator...
But I decided to quit cold turkey.
A little girl asks her mother why her name is Feather
"You see, daughter - when you were born, a feather blew in through the window and landed on your head." she replies.
"Then why is my name Leaf?" Asked her little brother. "You see," replied his mother - "when you were born, a leaf blew in through the window and landed on your head."
In comes the youngest brother, and yells:
"BLARRRG BLARR BLARR!"
His mother calmly replies,
"Please be quiet, Refrigerator."
I bought my wife a refrigerator for her birthday.
I know it's not the best gift in the world, but you should have seen her face light up when she opened it.
How to get rid of a refrigerator.
A man has an old worn-out refrigerator. He decides to buy a replacement, but the fridge still works, and he doesn't have a truck to haul it away, so he moves it to the front yard and tapes a sign to it:
"STILL WORKS. FREE."
It sits out there for a week, so the man takes the sign off and puts a different one on:
"BRAND NEW. $500 OR BEST OFFER."
A day later, someone steals it.
I have a girlfriend named Refrigerator
She always opens up to me
What is the difference between a refrigerator and a child?
It isn't a crime to stick your meat in a refrigerator.
My daughter asked what I was doing with my shotgun, I said I was hunting decepticons. She laughed, I laughed, the refrigerator laughed, I shot the refrigerator. Turns out...
It's i**... to fire a gun within city limits, I got arrested.
Why did the woman blush when she opened her refrigerator?
Because she saw the salad dressing.
I had never heard this until today. Made me chuckle a bit.
What did the cannibal say as he took his spouse's thigh out of the refrigerator?
Today is the first day of the rest of my wife.
I fought with my brother about how he likes to kick ice under the refrigerator, but we're cool now.
It's all water under the fridge
I have bought my wife a refrigerator for Christmas
I can't wait to see her face light up when she opens it.
My missus was furious at me for k**... dropped ice-cubes under the refrigerator.
But now it's just water under the fridge.
Last night, my wife got mad at me for k**... some ice cubes under the refrigerator...
...but now it's just water under the fridge.
Why are hospitals so cold?
To refrigerate the vegetables.
What's the difference between a Gay man and a refrigerator?
A refrigerator doesn't f**... when you pull the meat out of it.
(Old joke some guy on a bus told me many ears ago.)
Children's names
A mother and her children were talking. Mom, why is my name rose? said Rose.
Mom replied when you were a baby, a rose petal fell on your head, so we named you Rose.
Why am I called Poppy? said another child.
Because when you were a baby, a Poppy petal fell on your head, so we called you Poppy, answered mom.
Then she heard a noise.
Nnnnngrahhlllaaarrrr
Oh be quiet, Refrigerator, mom shouted to her third child.
LPT: If you accidentally drop ice cubes on the floor, quietly kick them under the refrigerator.
It'll soon be water under the fridge.
Came home to find a note on the refrigerator: "I'm leaving you, and I'm taking the kids".
I quickly unplugged it. You're not going anywhere!
A man and woman in bed
"Give me some", man begs.
"No. You've had too much," wife responds.
"Come on, let me have some," man begs again.
"I'm tired of this. Go ahead, but you know how it always goes", then wife says.
Happily man goes to kitchen, opens refrigerator, grabs a bottle of champagne. He fiddles with the cork and it pops out with a bang.
From the kid's room, an accusing voice comes
"Mom, you shoulda given dad some. See, now he went and shot himself."
A blonde calls her friend...
"Get here NOW! I made such a discovery!"
A friend comes over.
"Look!", blonde says, and turns off the light.
"Well, it's dark..."
"Do you know where light went?"
"Um... No...?"
Blonde marches her friend to a refrigerator through the darkened apartment. Pulls the door open.
"Here!"
What did one petri dish say to the other?
Ahh, I see you too are a man of culture.
What did the petri dish say to the refrigerated porkchop?
>!Uncultured Swine!!<
I always knock before opening a refrigerator door
just in case there is a salad dressing!
When I told my wife that I still had the body of a 16 year old, she laughed.
But she stopped when I showed her my refrigerator.
Life Pro Tip: If you accidentally drop ice cubes on the kitchen floor, quietly kick it under the refrigerator.
Soon it'll be water under the fridge.
I always knock on the refrigerator door before I open it.
There might be a salad dressing.
A squirrel in the refrigerator
A man comes home after a hard day's work and opens the refrigerator
to get a soda. Inside, he sees a squirrel taking a nap.
What are you doing in my fridge? the man asks.
The squirrel opens one sleepy eye and says, Isn't this a Westinghouse?
Um, yes, the man replies. It is.
Well then, the squirrel says, shutting his eyes again, I am twying to west.
Elephant jokes, because it's what 2021 needs
Why do ducks have webbed feet? To stamp out forest fires. Why do elephants have flat feet? To stamp out burning ducks.
Bonus #1: How can you tell an elephant has been in your refrigerator? Footprints in the cheesecake.
Bonus #2: What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? Time to get a new fence!
Bonus #3: No more elephant jokes.
I came home from work to see a note from my girlfriend taped to the refrigerator. It said, "You're too literal. This isn't working, so I'm leaving you."
I don't understand. The light came on when I opened the door, and all the food was still cold.
What's the difference between a gay man and a refrigerator?
The fridge doesn't f**... when you take the meat out.
(Before anyone gets their boxers in a twist, I'm a gay man myself and still think this is hilarious.)
earlier today I dropped an ice cube
It slipped under the refrigerator and I couldn't reach it. I was really upset about it at first but now I'm over it. water under the fridge.
I thought the dryer was shrinking my clothes
Turns out it was the refrigerator all along.
Is your refrigerator running?
A man walks into a bar and is about to order a beer when he's interrupted by the bar phone ringing. The bartender answers. A voice asks, "Is your refrigerator running?" The bartender replies with a sigh. "Yes" The voice replies,"Good. Mine too. I'll see you at the refrigerator races tomorrow."
I thought my drier was shrinking my clothes because they don't fit any more.
Turns out, it was my refrigerator all along.
A British man in a Jag is broke down on the side of the road
When the tow truck comes and the driver sees the Jag, he says "Hey you know why the British like warm beer?"
The Jag driver with a complete deadpan look says "I dunno. Why...?"
And the truck driver laughs and says "Because Lucas makes refrigerators too!"
My wife left a note on the refrigerator saying "This isn't working, goodbye"
I opened it and it works just fine..
I'm sure my wife liked the new refrigerator that I bought her for Christmas.
When she opened it her face lit up!
I got you a refrigerator for your birthday!
I can't wait to see your face light up when you open it
Cheesecake
A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer. "Need a place to hang out a bit. The girlfriend is upset with me again. She got home from work and asked me if I ate all of her cheesecake in the refrigerator," the guy tells the bartender. "I told her, "Don't be silly. I ate it on the couch.'"
I gave my daughter a refrigerator for her birthday.
Yeah, I just can't wait to see her face light up when she opens it!
The tale of the haunted refrigerator was calm and cold.
Indeed, it was chilling.
Came home from work to find my wife left a note on the refrigerator.
It said this is not working. I'm at my moms!
Opened it up and everything seem to be working fine to me.
