The Best 83 Refrigerator Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Refrigerator jokes. There are some refrigerator stove jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these refrigerator refridgerator puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Refrigerator Jokes and Puns

What do my son and wine have in common?

They're both white, two years old, and in a box in my refrigerator.

What did Jeffrey Dahmer sing as he went to the refrigerator?

My Bologna had a first name.

Why do women wear white wedding dresses?

So the dishwasher can match the refrigerator and stove

Refrigerator joke, Why do women wear white wedding dresses?

Prank Caller- Hello! is your refrigerator running??

Me- No, but the dishwasher is..
Prank Caller- Huh???
Me- Yeah my wife's out on a jog...

Drunk guy went to the bathroom

a drunk guy went home late, before sleeping he went to the bathroom to pee, he opened the door and the lights were on, he closed the door and the lights went off, he said how is that possible ? he peed and went to bed.
next morning he asked his wife "What's the matter with the bathroom lights, i opened the door and they went on and when i closed the door they went off".
she said:"so you're the one who peed in the Refrigerator"


what did the ranch say to the refrigerator?

close the door, I'm dressing!

The daughter of the house walks over to her mom and asks:

"Mom. Why is my name Leaf?"

Her mother answers:
"Well, that is because when you were a new born, a leaf landed on your head."

Later the oldest son asks:
"Mom. Why is my name Feather?"

"That is because when you were a new born, a feather landed on your head." The mother answers

Lastly the youngest son walks up to his mother and says: "IhlaadskleblaΓΈdertmakusigalabongilahaudershirp!!"

The mother says: "Please be quiet, refrigerator"

Refrigerator joke, The daughter of the house walks over to her mom and asks:

A joke from a substitute German teacher (who was later fired)

What's the difference between a refrigerator and a gay guy?

-Refrigerator doesn't fart when you take the meat out of it.

And that's how people get their names.

Beth has three children.
One day, the youngest asks his mother: "Mom, why is my name Leaf?"
"You see son, when you were born, a leaf fell on your head."
The second child comes in. "Mom, why is my name feather?"
"You see, when you were born, a feather fell on your head."
The third child then comes in to his mother: "HNGHENENNENNEFSJNGDND!!!"
"Be quiet please, Refrigerator."

A five year old told me this joke.. [NSFW]

Was at a cafe when this little kid walks up to me:

"What's the difference between a woman and a refrigerator?"

"I dunno"

"....... When you pull your meat out of the refrigerator it doesn't make a *pffffffffft* sound."

What does the mayonnaise say to the refrigerator?

Shut the door im dressing

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Terrible jokes my Dad told me as a kid

Joke 1: How do you know if an elephant has been in your refrigerator? The peanut butter has footprints

Joke 2: How do you know if an elephant is in your cherry tree? Elephants have blue eyes

I don't know if this has anything to do with how awful the jokes are, but my Dad immigrated from Germany in the 1960's

What's the difference between a refrigerator and a drug addict?

A refrigerator starts in a box and moves into a house.

(This is not mine, but I don't know the source. Either way, I thought it should be shared.)

Is your refrigerator running?

Because refrigerator obesity is on the rise.

What's the difference between a gay guy and a refrigerator?

The fridge doesnt fart when i pull my meat out

There are 500 bricks on a plane...

- There are 500 bricks on a plane. One falls off. How many are left?

499

- What are the three steps to putting an elephant in a refrigerator?

Open fridge, put elephant in, close fridge

- What are the four steps to putting a giraffe in a refrigerator?

Open fridge, take elephant out, put giraffe in, close fridge

- The Lion king is having a birthday party. All the animals attend but one. Which animal is it and why?

Giraffe. He's stuck in a refrigerator.

- Sally wants to cross an alligator infested river. There is no bridge and the only way she can get across is by swimming. She swims across and makes it to the other side safely. Why?

The alligators are all at the birthday party.

- Sally dies anyways. Why?

She got hit in the head by a flying brick

Refrigerator joke, There are 500 bricks on a plane...

Haikus have three lines

Haikus have three lines
Sometimes they don't make much sense
Refrigerator.

What do you get when you mix a car and a refrigerator?

A car-brrrrr-etor

I'll see myself out.

I bought my son a refrigerator for his birthday

I can't wait to see his face light up when he opens it.


Haikus are easy

But sometimes they don't make sense.Β 

Refrigerator.

What do you get when you cross a railroad with a refrigerator?

Killed.

Adolf Hitler's Refrigerator

Adolf Hitler opens his fridge to find 5 gallons of Tropicana, 8 gallons of Cranberry Ocean Spray, 1 gallon of Grape Minute Maid and a pint of V8. How long until he eliminates all of the juice?

A refrigerator is the exact opposite of a drug addict.

It starts off in a box and then moves to a house.

Is your refrigerator running?

Good, mine too. See you at the refrigerator race tomorrow.

Hey girl, are you an empty refrigerator?

Because you don't have to be running

Why was the ketchup in the refrigerator embarrassed?

He saw the salad dressing! Thank you thank you..

Two Girls Are Called Petal and Refrigerator...

One day, Petal asks her mother
"Why am I called Petal?"
To which her mother replies,
"When you were little, a petal fell off of a tree and onto your pretty little head! So we named you after it."

Upon hearing this, Refrigerator turns and asks,
"muhmuhwuwuwuw?"

I accidentally left the refrigerator open while watching Game of Thrones

(SPOILERS EVERTHING)

Is your refrigerator running?

Because I'd vote for it.

Strange trend at my office...

People are naming food in the break room refrigerator. Today I ate a sandwich named "Kevin".

I got addicted to eating deli meat right out of the refrigerator...

But I decided to quit cold turkey.

Is your refrigerator running?...

Cause it would probably be a better president #fridge2k16

Is your refrigerator running?

Then you better go catch it!

A little girl asks her mother why her name is Feather

"You see, daughter - when you were born, a feather blew in through the window and landed on your head." she replies.

"Then why is my name Leaf?" Asked her little brother. "You see," replied his mother - "when you were born, a leaf blew in through the window and landed on your head."

In comes the youngest brother, and yells:

"BLARRRG BLARR BLARR!"

His mother calmly replies,

"Please be quiet, Refrigerator."

I bought my wife a refrigerator for her birthday.

I know it's not the best gift in the world, but you should have seen her face light up when she opened it.

How to get rid of a refrigerator.

A man has an old worn-out refrigerator. He decides to buy a replacement, but the fridge still works, and he doesn't have a truck to haul it away, so he moves it to the front yard and tapes a sign to it:

"STILL WORKS. FREE."

It sits out there for a week, so the man takes the sign off and puts a different one on:

"BRAND NEW. $500 OR BEST OFFER."

A day later, someone steals it.

I have a girlfriend named Refrigerator

She always opens up to me

Refrigerator rabbit

A man opens his refrigerator and is shocked to see a rabbit inside. He asks the rabbit, "What on earth are you doing in there?!" The rabbit says "this refrigerator is a Westinghouse, isn't it?" Confused, the man says "well, yeah, so?"
The rabbit replies "well, I'm westing."

What is the difference between a refrigerator and a child?

It isn't a crime to stick your meat in a refrigerator.

I'm not saying my wife is fat...

But I put an energy saving bulb in the refrigerator.

My daughter asked what I was doing with my shotgun, I said I was hunting decepticons. She laughed, I laughed, the refrigerator laughed, I shot the refrigerator. Turns out...

It's illegal to fire a gun within city limits, I got arrested.

Need a joke about a refrigerator for work

I work in a refrigerator manufacturing plant and am giving a presentation next week. I would like to start out the presentation with a joke to lighten the mood. Anyone have any short, clean jokes about refrigerators?

My wife left a note on the fridge saying, "This isn't working, goodbye."

I opened the refrigerator and it works just fine. Weird.

This is a Mitch Hedberg inspired joke

So I was moving a refrigerator and I needed some extra strength. Instead of grabbing some Tylenol, I snagged a couple of Altoids instead. Cause I'll admit, I was curious...

I have the body of a beautiful 25 year old

Let me show you. It's in my refrigerator

What's big and white and can't climb a tree?

A refrigerator

Why did the woman blush when she opened her refrigerator?

Because she saw the salad dressing.

I had never heard this until today. Made me chuckle a bit.

What did the cannibal say as he took his spouse's thigh out of the refrigerator?

Today is the first day of the rest of my wife.

I fought with my brother about how he likes to kick ice under the refrigerator, but we're cool now.

It's all water under the fridge

I have bought my wife a refrigerator for Christmas

I can't wait to see her face light up when she opens it.

My missus was furious at me for kicking dropped ice-cubes under the refrigerator.

But now it's just water under the fridge.

Last night, my wife got mad at me for kicking some ice cubes under the refrigerator...

...but now it's just water under the fridge.

Is your refrigerator running?

If so, you definitely don't live in Puerto Rico.

I have the body of a 25 year old

but it's in my refrigerator

What did the mayo say when you opened the refrigerator?

'Shut the door! I'm dressing!'

Hello...is your refrigerator running?

I guess you're not in Puerto Rico.

What's the difference between a Gay man and a refrigerator?

A refrigerator doesn't fart when you pull the meat out of it.

(Old joke some guy on a bus told me many ears ago.)

Children's names

A mother and her children were talking. Mom, why is my name rose? said Rose.
Mom replied when you were a baby, a rose petal fell on your head, so we named you Rose.
Why am I called Poppy? said another child.
Because when you were a baby, a Poppy petal fell on your head, so we called you Poppy, answered mom.
Then she heard a noise.
Nnnnngrahhlllaaarrrr
Oh be quiet, Refrigerator, mom shouted to her third child.

LPT: If you accidentally drop ice cubes on the floor, quietly kick them under the refrigerator.

It'll soon be water under the fridge.

I got a phone call from some helpful people who wanted me to know a few things...

But what I'd like to know is who put Prince Albert in a can and why is my refrigerator running?

Came home to find a note on the refrigerator: "I'm leaving you, and I'm taking the kids".

I quickly unplugged it. You're not going anywhere!

A microwave and a refrigerator get married. Who gives the speech?

The Toaster.

A man and woman in bed

"Give me some", man begs.

"No. You've had too much," wife responds.

"Come on, let me have some," man begs again.

"I'm tired of this. Go ahead, but you know how it always goes", then wife says.

Happily man goes to kitchen, opens refrigerator, grabs a bottle of champagne. He fiddles with the cork and it pops out with a bang.

From the kid's room, an accusing voice comes

"Mom, you shoulda given dad some. See, now he went and shot himself."

A blonde calls her friend...

"Get here NOW! I made such a discovery!"

A friend comes over.

"Look!", blonde says, and turns off the light.

"Well, it's dark..."

"Do you know where light went?"

"Um... No...?"

Blonde marches her friend to a refrigerator through the darkened apartment. Pulls the door open.

"Here!"

How do you know if there's a stegosaurus in your refrigerator?

The door won't close.

It doesn't matter if you're black, white, old, young, tall, short or even if you're from another country. It's what's INSIDE that counts!

I love you refrigerator!

I always knock before opening a refrigerator door

just in case there is a salad dressing!

How is a woman different from refrigerator?

A refrigerator does not moan when you stick your meat in it.

Why was the refrigerator jealous of the mini-fridge?

He was a little cooler

When I told my wife that I still had the body of a 16 year old, she laughed.

But she stopped when I showed her my refrigerator.

Life Pro Tip: If you accidentally drop ice cubes on the kitchen floor, quietly kick it under the refrigerator.

Soon it'll be water under the fridge.

I always knock on the refrigerator door before I open it.

There might be a salad dressing.

Is your refrigerator running?

If so, I may vote for it.

A squirrel in the refrigerator

A man comes home after a hard day's work and opens the refrigerator

to get a soda. Inside, he sees a squirrel taking a nap.

What are you doing in my fridge? the man asks.

The squirrel opens one sleepy eye and says, Isn't this a Westinghouse?

Um, yes, the man replies. It is.

Well then, the squirrel says, shutting his eyes again, I am twying to west.

Elephant jokes, because it's what 2021 needs

Why do ducks have webbed feet? To stamp out forest fires. Why do elephants have flat feet? To stamp out burning ducks.

Bonus #1: How can you tell an elephant has been in your refrigerator? Footprints in the cheesecake.

Bonus #2: What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? Time to get a new fence!

Bonus #3: No more elephant jokes.

I came home from work to see a note from my girlfriend taped to the refrigerator. It said, "You're too literal. This isn't working, so I'm leaving you."

I don't understand. The light came on when I opened the door, and all the food was still cold.

What did the mayonnaise say to the refrigerator?

Close the door! I'm dressing!

What's the difference between a gay man and a refrigerator?

The fridge doesn't fart when you take the meat out.

(Before anyone gets their boxers in a twist, I'm a gay man myself and still think this is hilarious.)

earlier today I dropped an ice cube

It slipped under the refrigerator and I couldn't reach it. I was really upset about it at first but now I'm over it. water under the fridge.

I thought the dryer was shrinking my clothes

Turns out it was the refrigerator all along.

Is your refrigerator running?

A man walks into a bar and is about to order a beer when he's interrupted by the bar phone ringing. The bartender answers. A voice asks, "Is your refrigerator running?" The bartender replies with a sigh. "Yes" The voice replies,"Good. Mine too. I'll see you at the refrigerator races tomorrow."

I thought my drier was shrinking my clothes because they don't fit any more.

Turns out, it was my refrigerator all along.

A few hours ago I dropped a piece of ice

It slid under the refrigerator. I was really upset at first but now it's water under the fridge.

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