Refrigerate Jokes
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Funniest Refrigerate Short Jokes
Short refrigerate jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The refrigerate humour may include short jokes also.
- A few hours ago I dropped a piece of ice It slid under the refrigerator. I was really upset at first but now it's water under the fridge.
- What do hospitals and refrigerators have in common? If you pull the plug, the vegetables start to decompose.
- I came across a great movie about a semi-truck with a defective refrigeration unit that had to deliver a large shipment of meat. Unfortunately, the trailer spoiled it.
- Strange trend at my office... People are naming food in the break room refrigerator. Today I ate a sandwich named "Kevin".
- Why was the ketchup in the refrigerator embarrassed? He saw the salad dressing! Thank you thank you..
- It doesn't matter if you're black, white, old, young, tall, short or even if you're from another country. It's what's INSIDE that counts! I love you refrigerator!
- I told my Dr. I only smoke once every blue moon…. The problem is my refrigerator is full of them.
- Prank Caller- Hello! is your refrigerator running?? Me- No, but the dishwasher is..
Prank Caller- Huh???
Me- Yeah my wife's out on a jog... - Is your refrigerator running?... Cause it would probably be a better president #fridge2k16
- Why did the woman blush when she opened her refrigerator? Because she saw the salad dressing.
I had never heard this until today. Made me chuckle a bit.
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Refrigerate One Liners
Which refrigerate one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with refrigerate? I can suggest the ones about and .
- Is your refrigerator running? If so, I may vote for it.
- A microwave and a refrigerator get married. Who gives the speech? The Toaster.
- Is your refrigerator running? Because refrigerator obesity is on the rise.
- I have the body of a 25 year old but it's in my refrigerator
- It's not your dryer that's shrinking your clothes... It's your refrigerator.
- Is your refrigerator running? Good, mine too. See you at the refrigerator race tomorrow.
- What did the mayonnaise say to the refrigerator? Close the door! I'm dressing!
- what did the ranch say to the refrigerator? close the door, I'm dressing!
- How do you know if there's a stegosaurus in your refrigerator? The door won't close.
- What do you call something that runs but never gets anywhere? A refrigerator.
- I'm not saying my wife is fat... But I put an energy saving bulb in the refrigerator.
- "Mom, the dryer is shrinking my clothes." "No dear, the refrigerator is doing that."
- They worked hard to uncover the masked Refrigerator thief But the case went cold
- Is your refrigerator running? Better go catch it.
- I dreamt about a Samsung Refrigerator that can play songs. I called it coldplay.
Refrigerate Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.
What funny jokes about refrigerate you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make refrigerate pranks.
Every time I lose weight, I find it again in the refrigerator.
Every time I lose weight, I find it again in the refrigerator.
Yo Mama is like a refrigerator.
Meat goes in and out all day.
What do my son and wine have in common?
They're both white, two years old, and in a box in my refrigerator.
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What did Jeffrey d**... sing as he went to the refrigerator?
My bologna had a first name.
What did the man say about his kitchen?
I hate it. The knifes think they're so sharp, the refrigerator thinks that he's so cool, and my freezer is cold-hearted.
To a necrophiliac, what is the only thing better than a human-sized refrigerator?
A human-sized microwave.
How do you know if a blonde has been in the refrigerator?
There's lipstick on the cucumbers.
Three guys show up in heaven
Three men end up at the pearly gates at the same time. St. Peter remarks that he was behind schedule and needed each to explain how they died.
The first guy said he was driving to work and he suddenly got the feeling that his wife was cheating on him. He turned around and went straight home and made a complete search of his house. His wife continually denied the affair, and with each denial he grew angrier. Finally, he pushed his refrigerator out his apartment window. His wife was suddenly scared and confessed her affair. The guy was so distraught, he jumped out the very same window to his death.
St. Peter said the death was understandable and let him in.
When the second guy steps up, St. Peter asks how he did. The second guy says, "I was just walking down the street, minding my own business when a refrigerator fell on me. St. Peter lets him in.
The third guy is asked the same question. His response: "I was just sitting in a refrigerator, minding my own business..."
Drunk guy went to the bathroom
a drunk guy went home late, before sleeping he went to the bathroom to pee, he opened the door and the lights were on, he closed the door and the lights went off, he said how is that possible ? he peed and went to bed.
next morning he asked his wife "What's the matter with the bathroom lights, i opened the door and they went on and when i closed the door they went off".
she said:"so you're the one who peed in the Refrigerator"
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A joke from a substitute German teacher (who was later fired)
What's the difference between a refrigerator and a gay guy?
-Refrigerator doesn't f**... when you take the meat out of it.
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And that's how people get their names.
Beth has three children.
One day, the youngest asks his mother: "Mom, why is my name Leaf?"
"You see son, when you were born, a leaf fell on your head."
The second child comes in. "Mom, why is my name feather?"
"You see, when you were born, a feather fell on your head."
The third child then comes in to his mother: "HNGHENENNENNEFSJNGDND!!!"
"Be quiet please, Refrigerator."
Terrible jokes my Dad told me as a kid
Joke 1: How do you know if an elephant has been in your refrigerator? The peanut butter has footprints
Joke 2: How do you know if an elephant is in your cherry tree? Elephants have blue eyes
I don't know if this has anything to do with how awful the jokes are, but my Dad immigrated from Germany in the 1960's
What's the difference between a refrigerator and a drug addict?
A refrigerator starts in a box and moves into a house.
(This is not mine, but I don't know the source. Either way, I thought it should be shared.)
A woman visited her parent's home.[SFW]
A woman visited her parent's home.
When she opened the refrigerator, she found a picture of supermodel in a bikini.
woman: Mom, what's this?
Mom: Oh, I put up that picture, which reminds me not to over eat.
woman: Is it working?
Mom: Yes and No. I've lost 9 kg's but your dad has gained 22 kg's..!
Why did Fred put band aids in the refrigerator?
He wanted cold cuts.
Why did the monkey fall out of the tree
Because it was dead
Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree?
Because he was stapled to the first
Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree?
Monkey see monkey do
Why did the refrigerator fall out of the tree?
Because it had no arms
Why did Sally fall off her bike?
Because she was hit with 3 monkeys and a refrigerator
There are 500 bricks on a plane...
- There are 500 bricks on a plane. One falls off. How many are left?
499
- What are the three steps to putting an elephant in a refrigerator?
Open fridge, put elephant in, close fridge
- What are the four steps to putting a giraffe in a refrigerator?
Open fridge, take elephant out, put giraffe in, close fridge
- The Lion king is having a birthday party. All the animals attend but one. Which animal is it and why?
Giraffe. He's stuck in a refrigerator.
- Sally wants to cross an alligator infested river. There is no bridge and the only way she can get across is by swimming. She swims across and makes it to the other side safely. Why?
The alligators are all at the birthday party.
- Sally dies anyways. Why?
She got hit in the head by a flying brick
A cop left his refrigerator running...
So he shot it.
Ba dum tissss.
What do you get when you mix a car and a refrigerator?
A car-brrrrr-etor
I'll see myself out.
Prankcalling the NSA like
is my refrigerator running?
Haikus are easy
But sometimes they don't make sense.
Refrigerator.
What do you call the owner of Frigidaire?
A refrigerator magnate
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Adolf h**...'s Refrigerator
Adolf h**... opens his fridge to find 5 gallons of Tropicana, 8 gallons of Cranberry Ocean Spray, 1 gallon of Grape Minute Maid and a pint of V8. How long until he eliminates all of the juice?
How do you know when to use "fridge" or "refrigerator"?
Open it, if there's a 'd' in it, it's a fridge.
Hey girl, are you an empty refrigerator?
Because you don't have to be running
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The eldest of three siblings comes up to his mother and asks: "Mommy, mommy, why is my name Leaf?"
"Well, honey," the mother says, "it's because when you were a little baby, a leaf landed on your head."
Satisfied, the child goes away.
Later, the middle child tugs at her mother's hand. "Mommy, mommy, why is my name Feather?"
"Well, darling," the mother says, "it's because when you were a little baby, a feather floated down and landed on your head."
The little girl smiles and goes on her way.
A few moments later the youngest child runs into the room and says: "WARGLBARGLAAHRGLB?"
The mother says: "Shut up, Refrigerator."
I accidentally left the refrigerator open while watching Game of Thrones
(SPOILERS EVERTHING)
I got addicted to eating deli meat right out of the refrigerator...
But I decided to quit cold turkey.
I turned in my letter of resignation to my smug supervisor at the refrigeration plant.
He accepted it with his usual air of condensation.
Roses are red
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I can't rhyme
Refrigerator
Ehrlich Bachmann
Is your refrigerator running? this is mike hunt.
A little girl asks her mother why her name is Feather
"You see, daughter - when you were born, a feather blew in through the window and landed on your head." she replies.
"Then why is my name Leaf?" Asked her little brother. "You see," replied his mother - "when you were born, a leaf blew in through the window and landed on your head."
In comes the youngest brother, and yells:
"BLARRRG BLARR BLARR!"
His mother calmly replies,
"Please be quiet, Refrigerator."
I saw a refrigerator call a cab once
Guess he was tired of running.
I was in the process of making a cucumber salad for an important culinary exam.
I was in the proccess of making a cucumber salad for an important culinary exam. I went and grabbed the last cucumber from the refrigerator, but on my way back I tripped. The cucumber fell into some brine, and by the time I'd fished it out it was to late. Now I've got a real pickle in my hands.
I have a girlfriend named Refrigerator
She always opens up to me
Refrigerator rabbit
A man opens his refrigerator and is shocked to see a rabbit inside. He asks the rabbit, "What on earth are you doing in there?!" The rabbit says "this refrigerator is a Westinghouse, isn't it?" Confused, the man says "well, yeah, so?"
The rabbit replies "well, I'm westing."
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Caught my wife receiving o**... s**... from our refrigerator again.
I'll never buy another Kelvinator
What is the difference between a refrigerator and a child?
It isn't a crime to stick your meat in a refrigerator.
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My daughter asked what I was doing with my shotgun, I said I was hunting decepticons. She laughed, I laughed, the refrigerator laughed, I shot the refrigerator. Turns out...
It's i**... to fire a gun within city limits, I got arrested.
Need a joke about a refrigerator for work
I work in a refrigerator manufacturing plant and am giving a presentation next week. I would like to start out the presentation with a joke to lighten the mood. Anyone have any short, clean jokes about refrigerators?
The girls I talk to are all refrigerators
It's not because they're fat, but because they're always running!
This is a Mitch Hedberg inspired joke
So I was moving a refrigerator and I needed some extra strength. Instead of grabbing some Tylenol, I snagged a couple of Altoids instead. Cause I'll admit, I was curious...
I fought with my brother about how he likes to kick ice under the refrigerator, but we're cool now.
It's all water under the fridge
What's white and breaks when your refrigerator falls out of a tree?
Your refrigerator.
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A refrigerant walks into a bar...
The bartender asks, how's it going there partner?
The refrigerant answers, well, not going so well, you see back when I was just a wee lad I always wanted to be so much more. I knew my life was being wasted on the mundane activities of day to day life. Then when I turned 5, I started....
**the bartender interrupts**
buddy I'm sorry can you speed it up? I've got customers to serve…
I'm sorry I can't, bad things happen when I condense
[Arrested for prank calling]
Cop: You get one phone call
Me: Ok *excited
*cop's phone rings*
Me: Is your refrigerator running
Your government in action
Management ordered refrigerators be installed in the datacenter before the Easter code freeze
Some haikus make sense
Others don't
Refrigerator
P.S. Sorry if this is repost haven't seen it on here!
Hello...is your refrigerator running?
I guess you're not in Puerto Rico.
Children's names
A mother and her children were talking. Mom, why is my name rose? said Rose.
Mom replied when you were a baby, a rose petal fell on your head, so we named you Rose.
Why am I called Poppy? said another child.
Because when you were a baby, a Poppy petal fell on your head, so we called you Poppy, answered mom.
Then she heard a noise.
Nnnnngrahhlllaaarrrr
Oh be quiet, Refrigerator, mom shouted to her third child.
So, I got one of those new Smart Refrigerators and gave it some verbal commands
But it iced me.
I got a phone call from some helpful people who wanted me to know a few things...
But what I'd like to know is who put Prince Albert in a can and why is my refrigerator running?
Came home to find a note on the refrigerator: "I'm leaving you, and I'm taking the kids".
I quickly unplugged it. You're not going anywhere!
Did you hear about the company that turns anything into a miniature refrigeration unit?
They make everything a little cooler.
A blonde calls her friend...
"Get here NOW! I made such a discovery!"
A friend comes over.
"Look!", blonde says, and turns off the light.
"Well, it's dark..."
"Do you know where light went?"
"Um... No...?"
Blonde marches her friend to a refrigerator through the darkened apartment. Pulls the door open.
"Here!"
Why did the little girl close her eyes after opening the refrigerator?
Because she saw the salad dressing.
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What did one petri dish say to the other?
Ahh, I see you too are a man of culture.
What did the petri dish say to the refrigerated porkchop?
>!Uncultured Swine!!<
*Ring ring* Is your refrigerator running?
No. Do you know someone who can fix it?
My roommate keeps taking my bottle of water out of the refrigerator
It's not cool man
How is a woman different from refrigerator?
A refrigerator does not moan when you stick your meat in it.
Why was the refrigerator jealous of the mini-fridge?
He was a little cooler
Life Pro Tip: If you accidentally drop ice cubes on the kitchen floor, quietly kick it under the refrigerator.
Soon it'll be water under the fridge.
A squirrel in the refrigerator
A man comes home after a hard day's work and opens the refrigerator
to get a soda. Inside, he sees a squirrel taking a nap.
What are you doing in my fridge? the man asks.
The squirrel opens one sleepy eye and says, Isn't this a Westinghouse?
Um, yes, the man replies. It is.
Well then, the squirrel says, shutting his eyes again, I am twying to west.
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A child walks up to their parents and asks
A child walks up to their parents and asks hey, mom and dad. Why did you name me Petal?
The parents smile and reply, When we got you home, a petal from a flower in the garden fell on your forehead . The child satisfied with the answer walked away.
The younger sibling came up and asked the same question.
Darling, we named you Droplet because when you got you out of a hospital, a rain drop fell on you head. Hence, Droplet , the parents replied.
Gharwaalalalaajahaha!!!! said the youngest child.
Oh shut up Refrigerator, don't be mean! the father yelled
Elephant jokes, because it's what 2021 needs
Why do ducks have webbed feet? To stamp out forest fires. Why do elephants have flat feet? To stamp out burning ducks.
Bonus #1: How can you tell an elephant has been in your refrigerator? Footprints in the cheesecake.
Bonus #2: What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? Time to get a new fence!
Bonus #3: No more elephant jokes.