Refreshment Day Jokes
10 refreshment day jokes and hilarious refreshment day puns to laugh out loud. Read holiday jokes about refreshment day that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Refreshment Day Funny Jokes to Tell Your Friends and Kids.
What is a good refreshment day joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.
How does Stephen hawking refresh after a long day?
F5
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The benefits of F***ing
1.F***ing once a week is good for your health, but it's harmful if done every day.
2. F***ing relaxes your mind and body.
3. F***ing refreshes you.
4. After F***ing, don't eat too much; go for more liquids.
5. Try F***ing in bed 'cause it can save you valuable energy.
6. F***ing can even reduce your cholesterol levels.
SO, REMEMBER ..
Fasting is good for your health
What does a webpage do after a stressful day?
Refresh
My High School had a nap time class
It was great, every day it was so refreshing to get some sleep after lunch. But in order to get the class approved by the school district it had to have an official sounding name. So the school called it Math.
My friend went for a massage the other day...
...hoping that he'd come back feeling refreshed. However he returned with an annoyed look on his face. The masseuse must've rubbed him the wrong way.
During a hot summer, a man goes through a McDonald's drive through and orders several cold drinks...
He repeats this process several times a day for a few days.
After the 4th day, a McDonald's manager decides to investigate why this man is buying so many drinks. He asks the man "why do you keep buying so many drinks when you could just go to a grocery store and get them cheaper?"
The man responds "well I've been giving away these drinks to the homeless and less fortunate so they would have something refreshing to drink as there is no punchline."
A man in a business suit walks into a bar during normal working hours
He yells "Barkeep! I'll have a shot and a beer"
Bartender pours his drinks and slides them over to the man.
The man pounds the shot and takes a sip of his beer. He smiles at the barkeeper and says, "That's certainly refreshing after the day I've had"
The Bartender replies, "I was wondering why a man in a suit like yours was drinking in a bar like mine at 2pm"
The man replies, "I just got laid off from my job as store manager selling European luxury goods. Whole store is shutting down"
The bartender says, "I'm sorry to hear that; but you seem to still be in good spirits"
The man shrugs and says, "Well when one Dior closes; another opens"
A rabbit escapes a laboratory
Upon running away he stumbles across a group of rabbits in a field. The leader welcomes him and says 'the outside world isn't like the lab, you can do what you want here, try some of the grass'. The grass tasted like nothing the rabbit had tasted before, it was so refreshing and tasty. He then went around mating with all the female rabbits all day. At the end of the day the leader saw the rabbit running back to the lab and he said 'what are you doing? I thought you loved it here', the rabbit said 'yes I do, but I'm dying for a cigarette'.
How does Brock Lesnar refresh after a long day?
F5.
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A priest and a rabbi go for a walk...
A rabbi and a catholic priest are going for a walk on a hot summer's day, when they pass a little pool in the midst of a forest.
The rabbi suggests: "Hey let's hop in here so we can refresh ourselves!"
- "But I don't even have trunks with me", the priest answered.
"Me neither", the rabbi says, "so let's just jump in there n**...."
After short hesitation the priest finally agrees with him, so both take a refreshing dip in the water.
When they exit the pool some minutes later, they suddenly notice a bunch of wanderers of their community approaching.
Immediately, the rabbi covers his face with his hands whereas the priest hides his g**....
After the wanderers disappeared, the wondering priest asks the rabbi:
"Why would you hide your face, rabbi?"
The rabbi answers: "Well, MY community recognizes me by my face."
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