Refreshing Jokes
52 refreshing jokes and hilarious refreshing puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about refreshing that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Make your mood lighter and your mind fresher with these hilarious jokes that will have you in stitches! With a collection of jokes from across the web and expertly curated by doyouthinkhesawus, you'll find jokes for all types of refreshment!
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Funniest Refreshing Short Jokes
Short refreshing jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The refreshing humour may include short new fresh jokes also.
- It's refreshing to see a President keeping his campaign promises. Although I'm not entirely sure rotating people through the cabinet counts as creating jobs but the effort is certainly present.
- There has been much said and sung about the "Eye Of The Tiger", but how come no one ever talks about the other four letters? The Tea of the tiger was quite a refreshing and pleasant event!
- I had a joke I was going to put here But I refreshed by accident and can't find it anymore.
- I asked my Google assistant to tell me what was the name of the number with 100 zeros I've already tried 5 times, and it keeps refreshing to the main page. Geez, thanks a lot.
- Today, I finally went out for a movie Going to the living room from my bedroom felt so refreshing
- What did the Israelite say to the american when offering him a drink? "Here, try this, Israeli refreshing!"
- I like to press the F5 key repeatedly... I just find it very....refreshing.
OK I'll show myself out - I Googled a picture of purified water. It's still refreshing.
- I made a line of soda called Bad Wifi It's not doing so well, everyone keeps saying it isn't refreshing.
- The tornado may have taken my house but I found it very refreshing It was an F5
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Refreshing One Liners
Which refreshing one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with refreshing? I can suggest the ones about sparkling and soothing.
- I love the smell of my f5 key... It is very refreshing
- How does Stephen hawking refresh after a long day? F5
- How does Steven Hawking refresh after a long work day? F5
(sorry Imgoingtohellforthis) - I like pressing f5. It's so refreshing.
- There's something about pressing F5... Thats just so refreshing
- I don't know why everyone is afraid of an F5 tornado... It's just a refreshing breeze!
- I love pressing the F5 button It's so refreshing
- I love the F5 key... It's very refreshing.
- I just got my F5 key working again. It's really refreshing!
- I love hitting F5... It's so refreshing
- I spent the last hour repeatedly pressing F5 It's pretty refreshing.
- Someone insulted me on my monitor's refresh rate, right where it hertz.
- A new energy drink called F5 just came out, It's super refreshing!
- What does a webpage do after a stressful day? Refresh
- Has anyone had a glass of F5 lately? It's so refreshing.
Cheerful Fun Refreshing Jokes for Lovely Laughter
What funny jokes about refreshing you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean exciting jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make refreshing pranks.
A man walks into a bar....
and sees that the bars special drink is called the F5.So the guy walks up to the bartender and asks about why the drink is called the F5. The bartender responds,"Oh that's because it's so refreshing"
A guy is taking his girlfriend to the prom
He waits in the ticket line for a really long time but he eventually gets them. He goes to rent a limo. The rental line is really long but he eventually does it. He goes to buy her flowers. The line at the florist is really long but he eventually gets the flowers. At prom, she asks him to get some punch. He goes to the refreshment table and there's no punchline.
A guy wants to take his girlfriend to prom
So he waits in line to buy tickets. It's a long line. He wants it to be a memorable night- he stands in line for hours to get a limo. On his way to pick her up, he stops to buy flowers. Theres a long line here too. When they get to the prom later that night, she suggests they get some punch. He goes to the refreshment table and there's no punch line.
*In the ER* "We're losing him, anyone have any ideas?"
"How about 50 cc's of a cool refreshing beverage?"
"d**... Dr. Pepper not now!"
Have you tried Gatorade's newest sports drink, F5?
It's very refreshing
A nurse runs up to a doctor
"Doctor, Doctor!" she exclaims. "This patient's blood sugar is crashing!"
"This calls for a cool refreshing beverage!" says the doctor.
The nurse says, "Dr. Pepper! not now."
Donald Trump has his daily intelligence briefing.
"We're almost done, Mr. President-Elect," says the man conducting the briefing, "just one more small piece of information."
"Bring it on."
"5 Brazilian soldiers were killed last night"
"That certainly isn't a good thing," replies Trump, "but if you don't mind, could you refresh my memory on one thing?"
"Of course, Mr. Trump, what do you need?"
"How many is a Brazilian?"
My friends say that too much of today's news can be discouraging--they say my habit of constantly reloading the CNN app will make me depressed.
but I think it's refreshing.
Did you sit on the F5 key?
Because your a**... is refreshing
The benefits of F***ing
1.F***ing once a week is good for your health, but it's harmful if done every day.
2. F***ing relaxes your mind and body.
3. F***ing refreshes you.
4. After F***ing, don't eat too much; go for more liquids.
5. Try F***ing in bed 'cause it can save you valuable energy.
6. F***ing can even reduce your cholesterol levels.
SO, REMEMBER ..
Fasting is good for your health
We all know that Barney the Dinosaur is a LOVABLE PURPLE DINOSAUR.
In ancient Rome, there was no letter U, so they used a V instead, making Barney a LOVABLE PVRPLE DINOSAVR.
Now eliminate all the letters that are not Roman numerals. We are left with LVL VL DIV.
Next, let's refresh your brain. I=1, V=5, L=50, D=500.
When we add it all up, we get 50+5+50+5+50+500+1+5=6**....
And there you have it. Mathematical proof that Barney the Dinosaur is Satan.
A mathematician comes home from a symposium to be met at the door by his furious wife.
"What's the big idea, coming home at three in the morning in this state?" she yells.
"Dear," says the moderately refreshed gentleman, "what time did I say I would be home?"
"Quarter of twelve, that's what you said!" screams the wife.
"...Well?" demands the mathematician.
