Refrain Jokes
13 refrain jokes and hilarious refrain puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about refrain that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Refrain Short Jokes
Short refrain jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The refrain humour may include short chorus jokes also.
- Please refrain from calling an expanded gut on a man Dad Bod … It is more accurately defined as a Father Figure.
- PSA: This year, lets refrain from the 'I haven't taken a shower since last year!' jokes. Please and thank you.
- I'm writing a book on reverse psychology. When it becomes available, please refrain from purchasing it.
- In light of recent political tensions, please refrain from wishing Putin falls into a vat of concrete. That would set a very dangerous president.
- Sometimes when I'm singing a song a get an urge to skip the chorus... But I always refrain
- If Dora the Explorer were pansexual... Would that make her Pandora?
(It's a kids show... Let refrain from box jokes in the comments.) - Did you hear about the poet who persisted, even though he was terrible? He just couldn't refrain.
- These days I refrain from self-deprecating humor because I'm too fearful of offending myself
- I'll refrain from making any jokes about the Ashley Madison controversy. They're such an easy target, it might be considered cheating.
- The CDC said to refrain from hand shakes. Jeffrey d**... immediately bummed as he turns off the blender
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Refrain One Liners
Which refrain one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with refrain? I can suggest the ones about refuge and stop repeating.
- What do you call a crazy song chorus about Chinese food? An Insane lo main refrain
- If a person from Norway refrains from eating animal products.... Are they Norvegan?
Cheeky Refrain Jokes that Will Make You and Your Friends Chuckle
What funny jokes about refrain you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean resist jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make refrain pranks.
n**... man on a golf course
A foresome of ladies came across a man n**..., asleep in the bushes on their course. His hat was sheild in his face. Not my husband! says the first lady. The second and third repeat this not my husband refrain. The final lady approaches the man. She hmms and haws … then says Not my husband, but worse yet, he's not even a member of our club
In Vermont an old man is sitting in his rocking chair on his porch, quietly smoking a pipe.
A tourist who is staying at a nearby B&B passes by every day for a week, and whenever he passes, the man is just sitting there in his rocking chair quietly smoking his pipe.
One day the tourist cannot refrain from asking the old man: "Say, have you been sitting here all your life, doing nothing but smoking your pipe?"
Says the old man: "Not yet!"
A woman enters in the doctor's office and starts explaining her problem...
"I have a very bad habit, every time I'm alone in a room with someone from the opposite gender, I cannot refrain from having s**... with him. What's my disease? Does it have a name?"
"Yes, answered the doctor while removing his belt, it's called great news."
