The Best 15 Reform Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Reform jokes. There are some reform deportation jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these reform democratic puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Reform Jokes and Puns

Why did Donald Trump invite Kim Kardashian to talk about prison reform?

Because she's had more black dudes in her than a jail.

Lenin, Stalin, Khrushchev, Brezhnev and Gorbachev are sitting together on a train...

The train breaks down. Lenin tries to rally the workers to work together and get the train running again. When that fails, Stalin lines up all the workers and shoots them. When that doesn't help, Khrushchev tries to reform the workers back to life. When that also fails, Brezhnev pulls down all the curtains in the rail car and says "let's just pretend the train is moving."

After sitting in the dark for a while, Gorbachev breaks the silence and says "Hey, any of you guys wanna pick up some McDonalds?"

I call my toilet the oval office..

It's got a think tank, and a pipeline for delivering healthcare reform.

Reform joke, I call my toilet the oval office..

8 Days' Worth

Mary goes to the post office to buy 50 stamps for her Hanukkah cards. What denomination? asks the postal clerk.

Mary thinks a second before 
replying, Give me six Orthodox, 
12 Conservative, and 32 Reform.

What is the difference between a Conservative Jewish wedding, an Orthodox Jewish wedding, and a Reform Jewish wedding?

At a Conservative wedding the bride is pregnant.
At an Orthodox wedding the bride's mother is pregnant.
At a Reform wedding the rabbi is pregnant.


What is the difference between a secular wedding, an orthodox wedding, and a reform wedding?

At the secular wedding, the bride is pregnant.
At the orthodox wedding, the bride's mother is pregnant.
At the reform wedding, the rabbi is pregnant.

How do you know what kind of Jewish wedding you're at?

At an orthodox wedding, the mother of the bride is pregnant.

At a conservative wedding, the bride is pregnant.

At a reform wedding, the rabbi is pregnant!

Reform joke, How do you know what kind of Jewish wedding you're at?

A reformed Mexican gangbanger was trying to change his life...

so he decides to go back to school and one night he was writing a book report, he was sitting at his desk by the window and a gust of wind knocked his papers away and scattered outside...he says "Come back here essay!"

A person walked in to a spanish book store.

Clerk: What can I do for you?

Customer: I'd like a copy of Donald Trump's new book about immigration reform.

Clerk: Get the f-ck out of this place and don't come back, you c-nt!

customer: Yes, that one.

Reforming FIFA analogy-1

Reforming FIFA by Sep Blatter is like reforming Tax for wealthy people by Donald Trump

Why did the Senator get on Viagara?

He wanted to achieve erection reform.

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What is the main position candidate Jim Webb is campaigning on?

Debate time reform.

In America, prison reform is a political issue.

In Russia, political reform is a prison issue.

As a dyslexic liberal trying to reform criminal justice,

I don't know why I only get support from the other side on my bill to give rifles a chance to return to society.

Jeff ask Bubba...

Jeff: "How do you feel about the immigration reform?"
Bubba: "I'm kinda on the fence..."

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