Reform Jokes
19 reform jokes and hilarious reform puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about reform that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Short reform jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The reform humour may include short rehab jokes also.
- Why did Donald Trump invite kim kardashian to talk about prison reform? Because she's had more black dudes in her than a jail.
- I call my toilet the oval office.. It's got a think tank, and a pipeline for delivering healthcare reform.
- The janitor had trouble with his broom After days of frustration he went to his boss and demanded sweeping reforms
- I heard on the radio that protestors in Beijing are demanding authentic democratic reforms. Unfortunately, all they can get is cheap Chinese knockoffs.
- I don't like to eat anything labeled "reformed ham" As I think it is unfair that the pigs are slaughtered after they've got their lives back on track.
- Reforming FIFA analogy-1 Reforming FIFA by Sep Blatter is like reforming Tax for wealthy people by Donald Trump
- A financial fraudster, a reformed whoremonger, an alcoholic, and a motivational speaker walk into a drugstore. The guy at the counter then says, Back to your old habits, eh, Mr. Belfort?
- Jeff ask Bubba... Jeff: "How do you feel about the immigration reform?"
Bubba: "I'm kinda on the fence..." - Two skeletons meet, and one asks the other, "Did you die before the Social Security reform, or after?"
"No, I'm still alive." - In America, prison reform is a political issue. In Russia, political reform is a prison issue.
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- Why did Republicans get mad when Sting got a facelift? Because they hate Police reform.
- What do French labor reforms and French citizens have in common? They'll never work.
- I used to be addicted to playing with Play-Doh But now I'm reformed
- What do you call it when a Catholic renovates his kitchen? A counter reformation.
- What is the main position candidate Jim Webb is campaigning on? Debate time reform.
- Why did the Senator get on Viagara? He wanted to achieve e**... reform.
Entertaining Reform Jokes to Laugh Out Loud Fun with Everyone
What funny jokes about reform you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean rebellion jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make reform pranks.
Lenin, Stalin, Khrushchev, Brezhnev and Gorbachev are sitting together on a train...
The train breaks down. Lenin tries to rally the workers to work together and get the train running again. When that fails, Stalin lines up all the workers and shoots them. When that doesn't help, Khrushchev tries to reform the workers back to life. When that also fails, Brezhnev pulls down all the curtains in the rail car and says "let's just pretend the train is moving."
After sitting in the dark for a while, Gorbachev breaks the silence and says "Hey, any of you guys wanna pick up some McDonalds?"
Three Jewish guys are having a conversation about how reform their synagogues are…
The first man exclaims My synagogue is so reform that they serve shrimp and pork in the cafeteria
The second man exclaims My synagogue is so reform that they serve us shrimp and pork on Yom Kippur
The third man exclaims My synagogue is so reform that on Yom Kippur there's a sign on the door that says 'Sorry, closed for the holidays'
Credits to wherever my Grandpa read this…
8 Days' Worth
Mary goes to the post office to buy 50 stamps for her Hanukkah cards. What denomination? asks the postal clerk.
Mary thinks a second before
replying, Give me six Orthodox,
12 Conservative, and 32 Reform.
What is the difference between a Conservative Jewish wedding, an Orthodox Jewish wedding, and a Reform Jewish wedding?
At a Conservative wedding the bride is pregnant.
At an Orthodox wedding the bride's mother is pregnant.
At a Reform wedding the rabbi is pregnant.
What is the difference between a secular wedding, an orthodox wedding, and a reform wedding?
At the secular wedding, the bride is pregnant.
At the orthodox wedding, the bride's mother is pregnant.
At the reform wedding, the rabbi is pregnant.
A reformed Mexican g**... was trying to change his life...
so he decides to go back to school and one night he was writing a book report, he was sitting at his desk by the window and a gust of wind knocked his papers away and scattered outside...he says "Come back here essay!"
How do you know what kind of Jewish wedding you're at?
At an orthodox wedding, the mother of the bride is pregnant.
At a conservative wedding, the bride is pregnant.
At a reform wedding, the rabbi is pregnant!
A person walked in to a spanish book store.
Clerk: What can I do for you?
Customer: I'd like a copy of Donald Trump's new book about immigration reform.
Clerk: Get the f-c**... out of this place and don't come back, you c-nt!
customer: Yes, that one.
