Reflex Jokes

42 reflex jokes and hilarious reflex puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about reflex that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

Find out what makes 'reflex jokes' so hilarious. From gag reflex to atr and spasms, explore why reflexes make us laugh, even in the worst of times. Discover why reflex jokes should be a part of your daily routine.

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Funniest Reflex Short Jokes

Short reflex jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The reflex humour may include short instinct jokes also.

  1. When my dentist reminded me about my wife's sensitive gag reflex, we laughed and laughed about it for a while... Then I and my wife have different dentists…
  2. A younger chimp asks one of his elders what's a conditioned reflex. The older chimp says: "When I press this red button an idiot in a white coat will open that door and bring us some bananas."
  3. I have a condition where I spontaneously tell jokes at random times I think it's a gag reflex.
  4. When my dentist reminded me about my husband's sensitive gag reflex, we laughed and laughed and laughed about it for a while, but then it hit me.... We have different dentists...
  5. My dentist reminded me about my wife's sensitive gag reflex… *We laughed about it for a while.*
    *Then I remembered me and my wife have different dentists…*
  6. I have have developed cat-like reflexes. By which I mean an irresistible urge to curl up and nap on any freshly made bed.
  7. I have the reflexes of a cat Before you comment, please remember, a dead cat is still technically a cat!
  8. My girlfriend told me she had no gag reflex So I broke up with her, it's a shame to see a talent like that go to waste.
  9. My doctor friend is addicted to hitting his patients on their knees just to test their reflexes. He really gets a kick out of it.
  10. My doctor friend is addicted to hitting people on their knees to test their reflexes. He really seems to get a kick out of it.

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Reflex One Liners

Which reflex one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with reflex? I can suggest the ones about reflection and impulse.

  1. With great reflexes... Comes great response ability.
  2. Why is the tower of pisa tilted? Because it had better reflexes than the Twin Towers.
  3. I have cat-like reflexes. When I see a cat, I instantly like it.
  4. Why is the tower of Pisa leaning? Cause it has better reflexes than the twin towers.
  5. What was that Spiderman quote again? With great reflexes, comes great response ability.
  6. Let me tell you a little about myself... It's a reflexive pronoun that means 'me'...
  7. I didn't trip I was testing the floors reflexes!
  8. What do human reflexes and Nate's dinner have in common? They're both innate.
  9. OC why do doctors check their patients reflexes? Because they get a kick out of it
  10. How did Cinderella get to the ball? By suppressing her gag reflex.
  11. Whenever someone hits me, i pee myself Wired reflex but ok
  12. I consider myself to be... a reflexive pronoun.
  13. There once was an old lady who swallowed a battery, She got acid reflex.
  14. I was trying to understand how horse's reflexes work And then it hit me.
  15. What's the instinctual response to a bad gym selfie? A reflex of course.

Gag Reflex Jokes

Here is a list of funny gag reflex jokes and even better gag reflex puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • I always seem to be telling jokes at the most inappropriate moments. For years I've been attempting to suppress my gag reflex.
  • What do a wicked stepmother and a gag reflex have in common? They both keep you from getting to the ball!
  • My dentist said that my gag reflex was much more sensitive than my wife's. I didn't think anything of it at the time. Later, I realized it was super weird, because we go to different dentists.
  • When I said I wanted a girlfriend with no gag reflex... I didn't mean no sense of humor...
  • Why are bulimics so good at giving head? Because they're teeth are worn away from acid and they have no gag reflex left.
  • What's the worst part about dating models? Their gag reflex.
  • What do you call a woman with a bad gag reflex? Useless
  • The most important thing in life is to be able to control your gag reflex So that you can s**... pills and take the proper medication you need, perverts.
  • You know who s**...? Someone without a gag reflex
Reflex joke, You know who s**...?

Reflex Jokes to Giggle and Enjoy A Night of Unforgettable Laughter

What funny jokes about reflex you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean conscience jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make reflex pranks.

An alcoholic sees a blonde nurse

An alcoholic walks into a nurses office. The blonde nurse asks "What seems to be the problem?". So the alcoholic says "I've been having a rough, scratchy feeling in my t**... lately". She asks "Well that do you mostly eat and drink?". He replies "Mostly scotch". The alcoholic sees the nurses' eyes widen in shock and judgement, and in a reflex of dismissal he adds "On the rocks though". Her mood quickly shifts from shock to anger and says "WELL THERES' YOUR PROBLEM! STOP DRINKING ROCKS, s**...!".

Why did people laugh at the doctor who lost his reflex hammer?

He was a real knee-s**....

Reflex joke, I consider myself to be...