Reflects Jokes

Following is our collection of rebuild humor and sovereign one-liner funnies working better than reddit jokes. They include Reflects puns for adults, dirty liberty jokes or clean patriarchal gags for kids.

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The Best jokes about Reflects

I redid my entire house with mirrors...

You could say it really reflects who I am.

A woman scanned the guests at a party...

A woman scanned the guests at a party and spotted an attractive man standing alone. She approached him. 'My name is Carmen,' she told him.
'That's a beautiful name,' he replied, 'Is it a family name?'
'No,' she replied. 'I gave it to myself. It reflects the things I like most - cars and men. What's your name?', she asked.
The man replied, 'B. J. Titsengolf''

Three mothers see a psychologist

They've brought their kids with them. The psychologist says, "It looks like you all have obsessions, and you've named your children after them."

He says to the first mother, "You have an obsession with cars, which is why you named your daughter Mercedes"

He moves onto the second mom, "Your obsession is money. Your child's name is Penny, which reflects that."

Finally he turns to the third mother. "At first I was puzzled by your choice, but I realized it was so simple. Because another name for..."

She then stands up, bolts out of the room as fast as she could, "LET'S GO RICHARD WE'RE LEAVING!"

Scottish Obituary

A woman goes to the local newspaper office to see that the Obituary for her recently deceased husband is published. The Editor informs her that there is a charge of one dollar per word.
She pauses, reflects, and then she says, "Well then, let it read: 'Fred Brown died.' "
Amused at the Woman's thrift, the Editor tells her that there is a seven-word minimum for all obituaries.
She thinks it over and in a few seconds says, "In that case, let it read:
'Fred Brown Died - golf clubs for sale.' "

Doctor.....Doctor

The doctor, shuffles is papers and looks at his patient from behind his clumpy glasses and says with a long sigh ''i'm afraid i have some bad news''. The patient furrows his brow and says ''give it me to straight doc ( because that's how people talk). The doctor replies ''well im afraid you have Alzheimer's **and** you have cancer!''. The patient looks off into the distance for a moment and reflects before saying'' well at least i don't have cancer''

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Chess is the only game which reflects on the poor state of male leadership

The poor king can take only one step at a time.

What do you call it when a helicopter pilot reflects on his life?

HINDsight

Yo Momma so fat, when light hits her

She reflects fatons.

Use only working piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Note that dirty and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. You can seriously offend people by saying creepy dark humor words to them.

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