The Best 7 Reflective Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Reflective jokes. There are some reflective pensive jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these reflective conjecture puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Reflective Jokes and Puns

"Where do you see yourself in 5 years?"

Probably photos, reflective surfaces, things of that nature.

U.S. vending machines to begin displaying calorie information to encourage smarter snack choices.

Machines' reflective glass surface not doing the trick.

Plato and Aristotle were in the music room of the Academy in Athens.

Plato was at the piano, and Aristotle was holding a small lute in his hands.

Plato, do you know the unpredictability and exactitude of ethics and reflective philosophical hermeneutics require phronesis as an ontological counterpoint to peripatetic conjecture?

No, Plato replied. But if you play a few bars, I may be able to pick it up.

There are many kinds of vests that protect you..

Life vests protect you from drowning.
Bullet proof vests protect you from getting shot.
Reflective vests protect you from getting hit when you are near a road.
And sweater vests protect you from women.

Horse trots up and says to mirror: "why the long face?" Mirror says "It's okay, I'm just a bit reflective today."

I'll be here all week folks.


Did you know that all pieces of reflective glass are middle eastern?

It's Amir.

The spy sensed that I was following him. So he stopped, quickly lit a cigarette and stared at his imagine in the reflective glass....

I'd seen this bit of tradecraft before - "smoke and mirrors"

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the reflective razer jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working reflective introspection piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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