Reflective Glass Jokes
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U.S. vending machines to begin displaying calorie information to encourage smarter snack choices.
Machines' reflective glass surface not doing the trick.
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Did you know that all pieces of reflective glass are middle eastern?
It's Amir.
Do you know why I think I look better without my glasses on?
Because without my glasses I can't see my reflection
Sometimes when I reflect back on all the beer I drink I feel shamed.
Then I look into the glass and think about the workers in the brewery and all of their hopes and dreams. If I didn't drink this beer, they might be out of work and their dreams would be shattered. Then I say to myself, "It is better that I drink this beer and let their dreams come true than be selfish and worry about my liver.
As I stare at the sliding glass, the reflection isn't my own. A stranger in uniform, with money at his fingers and cameras in the sky.
He looks content to stand, content not to go away. People wait for others, while he waits for everyone. He could survive here. A constant ringing in his ear, as grease forms around him, like a million orders of "Do this, do that." A corporation, his name, on his chest. His body, covered in WHAT he is, not WHO he is. A sad life it must be, to see others come and leave. I look him in his eyes... "and a large fries, please."
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