Reflection Jokes
74 reflection jokes and hilarious reflection puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about reflection that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Looking for a laugh? Check out this collection of reflection jokes! From witty observations about self-reflection to pure silliness around mirrors and reflections, you'll be sure to get some chuckles and groans. Whether you're looking for an icebreaker, some puns, or a few gags about reflective moments, these jokes will provide the perfect backdrop for some lighthearted fun.
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Funniest Reflection Short Jokes
Short reflection jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The reflection humour may include short mirror jokes also.
- A young man robbed a bank wearing a suit made of many mirrors But he turned himself in after taking some time to reflect.
Luckily the judge was lenient as he saw a lot of himself in the young man. - "Where do you see yourself in 5 years?" Probably photos, reflective surface, things of that nature.
- Why don't vampires feel bad about the evil things they do? They're incapable of reflection
(I'll see myself out) - As his Presidency comes to an end, I think it's important to reflect on the one positive result of Donald Trump's term. His Covid19 test result.
- Reflection vs Refraction the point at which I realize how lucky I am to not have an Asian professor.
- U.S. vending machines to begin displaying calorie information to encourage smarter snack choices. Machines' reflective glass surface not doing the trick.
- Did you hear about the guy who got slapped by his reflection whenever he looked at a mirror? The resemblance was striking.
- I don't understand why people keep telling me that I have no self-reflection Something's clearly wrong with them.
- In News Today, a fight was started downtown by a man wearing a suit completely made of mirrors..... The police said the man apologised once he had time to sit down and reflect.
- Whenever I'm feeling stressed I go to the house of mirrors... I find it's a really great place to reflect.
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Reflection One Liners
Which reflection one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with reflection? I can suggest the ones about reflex and illusion.
- I redid my entire house with mirrors... You could say it really reflects who I am.
- Sometimes I like to stand in front of a mirror and reflect.
- How is a meditating monk and a fiber-optic cable similar? Total internal reflection.
- Why do vampires make the same mistakes over and over again? Because they lack reflection.
- I'm rather ashamed to say I haven't cleaned my mirror in years. It reflects badly on me.
- Which mythical creature casts no reflection? All of them, technically.
- Why is it difficult to punish vampires? They can't reflect on what they've done.
- Every morning when I jog I reflect on my life and I want to throw up. It's a running gag.
- After years of reflection I've decided to stop selling mirrors
- Why are vampires narcissistic? Because they have no self reflection.
- After some of time self-reflection I came to realize That I was not a vampire.
- It's fun being a philosophy major I get to reflect on why I can't pay for food
- Today I saw a dead baby ghost... Upon reflection, it might have been a handkerchief.
- Sometimes I like to reflect on when I've used my favorite spice. Always a good thyme.
- I got locked in a mirror shop last night. On the plus side, it gave me time to reflect.
Mirror Reflection Jokes
Here is a list of funny mirror reflection jokes and even better mirror reflection puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- I used to hate mirrors But upon reflection, I decided that I really don't.
- I heard that you should always look into a mirror before making a big decision It helps you reflect.
- As of today, possession of mirrors will be outlawed. This decision comes after a lot of reflection.
- Why are mirror makers proud of what they do? Their work is a reflection of themselves.
- I grew up working in my Dad's mirror factory. Upon reflection, it really changed my view of the world.
- Why do Buddhists meditate in front of mirrors? For optimal self reflection
- Why did the mirror's parents dislike it misbehaving? They were concerned about how it would reflect on them.
- Whenever I struggle with my identity, I go to the bathroom and look in the mirror. I find it's the best place for self reflection.
- What color are mirrors? I don't know, let's reflect on this.
- A man stand in front of a mirror deep in his thoughts... He's reflecting
Self Reflection Jokes
Here is a list of funny self reflection jokes and even better self reflection puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- I met a vampire who is a MASSIVE sociopath He has absolutely no capability of self-reflection.
- Vampires must be extroverts They don't do self reflection
- A pond would tell you about introspection if it wasn't so busy self-reflecting.
- Wy do vampire's keep making the same mistake? They lack self - reflection
- Reflections I was offered a job cleaning the mirrors in my local Gym yesterday,the money's not great but it's something I could see my self doing!! 🤪
- Some people just don't understand jokes. They need to do some more self-reflection.
- What's the worst insult to the president? Self reflection.
- What happens when you force two mirrors to confront each other A bit of self reflection. Baziiing
- Karma points do not reflect your self worth Now gimme my karma points!
Cheeky Reflection Jokes that Will Make You and Your Friends Chuckle
What funny jokes about reflection you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean reference jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make reflection pranks.
An angel appears in a puff of smoke to a man and says to him, "Because you have lived a good and virtuous life, I can offer you a gift: you can be the most handsome man in the world, or you can have infinite wisdom, or you can have limitless wealth." Reflecting, the man says, "I'll take the wisdom"
"Wisdom is yours," says the angel, disappearing in another puff.
The smoke is barely clear before the man thinks, "I should have taken the money."
A woman scanned the guests at a party...
A woman scanned the guests at a party and spotted an attractive man standing alone. She approached him. 'My name is Carmen,' she told him.
'That's a beautiful name,' he replied, 'Is it a family name?'
'No,' she replied. 'I gave it to myself. It reflects the things I like most - cars and men. What's your name?', she asked.
The man replied, 'B. J. Titsengolf''
George and Mildred
It was a pleasant, sunny afternoon in the park, full of Sunday revelers. George and Mildred were sitting together on a park bench, feeding the ducks. Mildred turned to George and said: "You know George, we've been together 29 years now, don't you think its about time we were getting married?"
George stared reflectively into the distance and replied, "Aye, Lass, but who would have us?"
Plato and Aristotle were in the music room of the Academy in Athens.
Plato was at the piano, and Aristotle was holding a small lute in his hands.
Plato, do you know the unpredictability and exactitude of ethics and reflective philosophical hermeneutics require phronesis as an ontological counterpoint to peripatetic conjecture?
No, Plato replied. But if you play a few bars, I may be able to pick it up.
Will You Still Love Me???
Ah, marriage. I was standing in front of the bathroom mirror one evening admiring my reflection, when I posed this question to my wife of 30 years: Will you still love me when I'm old, fat, and balding?
She answered, I do.
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goth people wear black to reflect the color of their souls...
Except ginger goths. They go n**....
A psychologist addresses three mothers, telling them that he brought each of them there to reflect their life addictions.
To the first mother he says, "You have an addiction to sweets, as you named your daughter Candy."
To the second mother he says, "You have an addiction to gambling and money, hence your daughter is named Penny."
And before the psychologist could approach the final mother, she grabs her son by the arm and says "Come on, Richard, we're leaving."
A man had 3 problems...
A man had 3 problems:
1: He was very poor
2: He had no children with his wife
3: His mother was blind
An angel appeared to him and asked him to make a wish. Just one. Now his wife wants a child, his mother wants to see and he wants to be rich...
Ah, what embarrassment!
After reflecting a bit, he said wisely to the angel:
"I just want my mother to see my children eating in golden plates."
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A young first officer asks his Captain
A young first officer asks his Captain,
"Sir, why does not my ability evolve. I don't seem to be getting better at flying?"
And the Captain patiently answers: "Son, have you seen the gulls flying by the setting sun, and their wings seem like flames?"
"Yes, my sir, I have."
"And a waterfall, spilling mightly over the stones but without taking anything out of its proper place?"
"Yes, sir, I have already witnessed it."
"Then the moon .. when it touches the calm water reflecting all its enormous beauty?"
"Yes, sir, I have also observed this marvelous phenomenon."
"That is the problem. You keep watching all these s**... things instead of focusing on flying the aircraft."
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There is a magic mirror that will make anyone who lies disappear.
First, an old lady stands before it and tells herself, "I think I look young." And *p**...* she vanishes.
Next, an ugly woman looks at her reflection and says, "I think I am beautiful." And *p**...* she also disappears.
Then, a blonde woman takes her turn with the mirror. "I think..." and *p**...* she's gone.
A biologist, a physicist, and a chemist go to the beach
A biologist, a physicist, and a chemist go to the beach for the first time.
The biologist is amazed at the birds, the seaweed, the fish. He goes in the water for a closer look. Pretty soon the water is over his head. He drowns.
The physicist is mesmerized by the waves. The amplitude. The periodicity. The reflections. He goes in the water for a closer look. Pretty soon the water is over his head. He drowns.
The chemist is sitting on the beach making notes in his lab book. He writes, "Biologists and physicists are soluble in water"
A biologist, a physicist, and a chemist go to the beach.
A biologist, a physicist, and a chemist go to the beach for the first time.
The biologist is amazed at the birds, the seaweed, the fish. He goes into the water for a closer look. Pretty soon the water is over his head. He drowns.
The physicist is mesmerized by the waves. The amplitude. The periodicity. The reflections. He goes into the water for a closer look. Pretty soon the water is aslo over his head. He drowns.
The chemist is sitting on the beach making notes in his lab book.
He writes, "Biologists and physicists are soluble in water."
I just realized that since my hair is thinning, my scalp may shine through in photographs depending on the lighting, and possibly blind the photographer.
Just some random reflections off the top of my head. Thanks for listening.
Young Bill Gates asks wife for advice
Bill: Hey honey, what do you think I should call my new company? I need something that really reflects who I am.
His wife: I don't know sweety, what about Microsoft?
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What do you call a barbarian in a reflective vest?
A high-Visigoth.
Maker
A grandfather and granddaughter were sitting and talking when the young girl asked, "Did God make you, Grandpa?"
"Yes, God made me," the grandfather answered.
A few minutes later, the little girl asked him, "Did God make me too?"
"Yes, He did," the older man answered.
For a few minutes, the little girl seemed to be studying her
grandpa, as well as her own reflection in the mirror, while her
grandfather wondered what was running through her mind. At last she spoke up.
"You know, Grandpa," she said, "God's doing a lot better job
lately."
Vampires are so inconsiderate
They never reflect on anything
