The Best 46 Reflection Jokes

Today I saw a dead baby ghost...

Upon reflection, it might have been a handkerchief.

Did you hear about the guy who got slapped by his reflection whenever he looked at a mirror?

The resemblance was striking.

A blonde gets pulled over for speeding…

...and the cop says, "license and registration, please."
The blonde replies, "I have my registration, but I don't have my license."
The cop then asks, "how can you prove who you are?"
So the blonde pulls out a mirror, looks at her reflection, and says, "yep, that's me."
She hands the mirror to the cop, and the cop says, "I didn't know you were a cop!"

Reflection vs Refraction

the point at which I realize how lucky I am to not have an Asian professor.

Which mythical creature casts no reflection?

All of them, technically.

What did the Cypriot cheese say to its reflection in the mirror?

Hallo me!

Personal reflection is important for anyone working in the mirror industry.

How is a meditating monk and a fiber-optic cable similar?

Total internal reflection.

Will You Still Love Me???

Ah, marriage. I was standing in front of the bathroom mirror one evening admiring my reflection, when I posed this question to my wife of 30 years: Will you still love me when I'm old, fat, and balding?

She answered, I do.

Don't make fun of Kanye when he's talking to his reflection

That would be two Yeezy

A man goes to a lawyer for some advice...

He asks, "How much does your advice cost?"
The lawyer responds, "1,000 for 3 questions."
Completely shocked the man asks "Don't you think that's a bit much?"
After a moment of reflection the lawyer says "now that I think about it... yes it is. Now what is your 3rd question?"

What did the cheese say to its reflection?

Halloumi!

Why are mirror makers proud of what they do?

Their work is a reflection of themselves.

What does George Weasley see in the Mirror of Erised?

His reflection.

Thanksgiving is a time of grateful reflection

Genocide never tasted so good

reflection on human being

in the world there are two kinds of persons: those who finish what they started and those

After years of reflection

I've decided to stop selling mirrors

Vampires must be extroverts

They don't do self reflection

Tired of not seeing his reflection, a vampire burned down a local mirror shop..

I saw it happen.. others say it was all smoke and mirrors.

Why does Dracula comb his hair straight back?

Because he can't see his reflection to part it any other way.

Why don't vampires feel bad about the evil things they do?

They're incapable of reflection

(I'll see myself out)

There is a magic mirror that will make anyone who lies disappear.

First, an old lady stands before it and tells herself, "I think I look young." And *POOF* she vanishes.
Next, an ugly woman looks at her reflection and says, "I think I am beautiful." And *POOF* she also disappears.
Then, a blonde woman takes her turn with the mirror. "I think..." and *POOF* she's gone.

The other day, I was having sex with this married woman, when her husband came home early.

She told me I'd have to use the back door and said I'd have to be quick.

On reflection, I should have just left, but it's not every day you get an offer like that.

What does a lion use to see its reflection?

A mirrrAAWWWWRR

When I look in the mirror, I see a massive loser.

I see my own reflection, too, but this weirdo has been following me around all day.

I bought a mirror sequin dress for my wife...

but on reflection, I see myself in it.

I was staring at the mirrored sequin dress I bought for my wife...

...and on reflection, I can see myself in it.

Today I saw a guy in a store window matching my outfit so I asked him: Are you gay?

But ,It was my reflection and I was having a existential crisis

The spy must have sensed I was watching him, because he quickly lit a cigarette and started puffing while gazing at his reflection on a shiny metal wall.

It was smoke and mirrors. I had no doubt.

I was talking to my best friend last night.

Me: IM NOT DRUNK! YOUR DRUNK!

Best friend: dude... I'm your reflection.

Me: (cries) I know...

Do you know why I think I look better without my glasses on?

Because without my glasses I can't see my reflection

I think I'm becoming a Muslim

Every time I see my reflection, it's like I'm looking at Amir.

Reflections

I was offered a job cleaning the mirrors in my local Gym yesterday,the money's not great but it's something I could see my self doing!! 🤪

Wy do vampire's keep making the same mistake?

They lack self - reflection

I swallowed a mirror.

Now my reflection shows who I am inside.

Whenever I struggle with my identity, I go to the bathroom and look in the mirror.

I find it's the best place for self reflection.

Lamborghini

A blondie was driving down the road with her Lamborghini. She stops at a red light.
A man walking on the sidewalk sees the car.

Man: Wow.. So beautiful!

The blonde rolled down her window.

Blonde: Are you talking about the car or me?

Man: I was talking about my reflection

Two women are standing on a bridge...

Emily and Katy are standing on a bridge when Emily says, "Have you ever wanted to pee over the bridge like guys do?"
And Katy says, "You know what, I think I will."
So she lifts her leg over the edge of the bridge and says, "Check it out, I'm gonna pee right down into that canoe."
Emily looks at the water and says, "That's not a canoe, that's your reflection."

Two women are standing on a bridge

One woman says to the other You know.. I always wanted to pee outside the way men do

The other woman goes Go head nobody's around!

So she hikes her skirt up and squats over the water and says Come here I'm a gonna pee right there in that canoe!

She says That's not a canoe it's your reflection

My girlfriend of two years dumped me on her birthday. I dont know why she was so mad, I got her EXACTLY what she asked for; 10 cents and a bell...

...upon further reflection, I may have misunderstood "a dime and ring", my bad.

Grandpa picked up a spoon and looked at it oddly.

Grandpa picked up a spoon and looked at it oddly, fearing it was a sign of Alzheimer's disease I asked him what he was holding in his hand. He snapped back "Of course I know it's a spoon, but who is that old guy in the reflection? "

As of today, possession of mirrors will be outlawed.

This decision comes after a lot of reflection.

family who saw mirror for the first time

a guy from a family which had no concept of a mirror one day found a mirror he looked into it and saw a good looking friendly man looking back at him, he took the mirror home and talked to his reflection all day everyday for a couple days his wife and mother got alarmed and one day decided to check the mirror

"is this the ugly bitch my husband has been talking to" the wife said while looking at the mirror

"oh don't worry she is so old she'll die soon" the mother replied

Am i gay?

While watching movies with my girlfriend i sometimes compliment male actors on their good, and sometimes outrageous good looks. My girlfriend often asks me, since i do this alot, are you gay? and that she's worried i will leave her for a man. So, am i gay? Or am i just comfortable enough with my sexuality that i can appreciate the beauty of male aesthetics as well?

All this reflection got me thinking, and i had to reach out to my ex and ask if he ever had the feeling that i was gay, turns out, he didn't!

Why do Buddhists meditate in front of mirrors?

For optimal self reflection

Hiking

Two women are hiking in the wilds, and they arrive at a chasm over a river with an old bridge. One of the women announces she needs to pee and proceeds to drop her drawers, but before she begins, she looks down and exclaims in a startled voice, "There is a canoe below me full of moose meat!"

The other woman looks over the side of the bridge and says, "Oh silly, that's just your reflection in the water."