Reflect Jokes
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Short reflect jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The reflect humour may include short represent jokes also.
- A young man robbed a bank wearing a suit made of many mirrors But he turned himself in after taking some time to reflect.
Luckily the judge was lenient as he saw a lot of himself in the young man. - "Where do you see yourself in 5 years?" Probably photos, reflective surface, things of that nature.
- Why don't vampires feel bad about the evil things they do? They're incapable of reflection
(I'll see myself out) - As his Presidency comes to an end, I think it's important to reflect on the one positive result of Donald Trump's term. His Covid19 test result.
- Reflection vs Refraction the point at which I realize how lucky I am to not have an Asian professor.
- U.S. vending machines to begin displaying calorie information to encourage smarter snack choices. Machines' reflective glass surface not doing the trick.
- Did you hear about the guy who got slapped by his reflection whenever he looked at a mirror? The resemblance was striking.
- I don't understand why people keep telling me that I have no self-reflection Something's clearly wrong with them.
- In News Today, a fight was started downtown by a man wearing a suit completely made of mirrors..... The police said the man apologised once he had time to sit down and reflect.
- Whenever I'm feeling stressed I go to the house of mirrors... I find it's a really great place to reflect.
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- I redid my entire house with mirrors... You could say it really reflects who I am.
- Sometimes I like to stand in front of a mirror and reflect.
- How is a meditating monk and a fiber-optic cable similar? Total internal reflection.
- Why do vampires make the same mistakes over and over again? Because they lack reflection.
- I'm rather ashamed to say I haven't cleaned my mirror in years. It reflects badly on me.
- Which mythical creature casts no reflection? All of them, technically.
- Why is it difficult to punish vampires? They can't reflect on what they've done.
- Every morning when I jog I reflect on my life and I want to throw up. It's a running gag.
- Why do vampires never think about the past? Because they never reflect.
- After years of reflection I've decided to stop selling mirrors
- Sometimes I just sit in front of my mirror... and reflect.
- Why are vampires so impulsive? Because they never reflect on anything.
- Why are vampires narcissistic? Because they have no self reflection.
- After some of time self-reflection I came to realize That I was not a vampire.
- It's fun being a philosophy major I get to reflect on why I can't pay for food
Cheerful Fun Reflect Jokes for Lovely Laughter
What funny jokes about reflect you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean protect jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make reflect pranks.
A psychologist addresses three mothers, telling them that he brought each of them there to reflect their life addictions.
To the first mother he says, "You have an addiction to sweets, as you named your daughter Candy."
To the second mother he says, "You have an addiction to gambling and money, hence your daughter is named Penny."
And before the psychologist could approach the final mother, she grabs her son by the arm and says "Come on, Richard, we're leaving."
An inmate appeals for parole
Judge: Why should you be granted parole?
Inmate: Within the several years that I've served, I have...
Judge: What have you learned thus far during your incarceration?
Inmate: Well I've had plenty of time to reflect which has really taught me that...
Judge: What will happen when you're back in the real world?
Inmate: Could you let me finish my sentence?
Judge: Okay, parole denied!
goth people wear black to reflect the color of their souls...
Except ginger goths. They go n**....
Sometimes I like to reflect on when I've used my favorite spice.
Always a good thyme.
I got locked in a mirror shop last night.
On the plus side, it gave me time to reflect.
Due to the negative connotation of the phrase "colored people" the NAACP is thinking about changing their name to reflect more modern terms like "African Americans"
But then they said NAAAA.
I heard that you should always look into a mirror before making a big decision
It helps you reflect.
A man wearing a mirrored suit....
A man wearing a mirrored suit started a fight downtown.
The police stopped the fight and told the man to reflect on his actions
Why did the mirror's parents dislike it misbehaving?
They were concerned about how it would reflect on them.
My shiny watch has had a peaceful life...
...it's always had the time to reflect upon itself.
reflection on human being
in the world there are two kinds of persons: those who finish what they started and those
What color are mirrors?
I don't know, let's reflect on this.
Vampires are so inconsiderate
They never reflect on anything
Pennsylvania and New Jersey changed their state mottos today in order to cut their highway budgets.
Now they both proudly display "Road Work Ahead. Expect Delays" on their welcome signs to better reflect the status of their roadways.
I've just been sentenced to 6 months in prism
It'll give me a chance to reflect
I work in a mirror factory
I broke a polishing machine a few days ago and my boss told me to reflect on what I've done.
I told him I couldn't because the mirrors were too blurry but I'll polish on my actions
What colours are mirrors?
Let's reflect on this.
What happens when cats become philosophical?
They like to paws and reflect on life
Why are vampires such terrible people?
They can't reflect on their choices.
I bought a large and expensive mirror today.
I think I'll have to reflect on my purchase today.
Don't buy a low-quality mirror.
It would reflect poorly on you.
