Refinement Jokes
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Short refinement jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The refinement humour may include short jokes also.
- How poor are you? I'm so poor, I have to refinance before I can spare a penny for your thoughts.
- I write out all my jokes in chalk because it helps me refine them... But this one is going nowhere so it's back to the drawing board.
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Refinement One Liners
Which refinement one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with refinement? I can suggest the ones about and .
- What did the crude oil say to the gasoline? Wow, you look so refined
- I've recently started eating steel It's a refined taste
- Did you hear about the clown who refined iron? He smelt funny
- What is the most refined element? M'ladium
- Why is the second traffic citation always easier to read? Because it's re-fined!
- Why is it so hard to impress oil connoisseurs? They have refined tastes
- iPhone 8 will have a refined camera... It only sends Richard pics.
- What did the American refined oil say to the oil barrels from the Middle East? "Crude!"
- Why is it okay to make fun of David Copperfield? Because Copper is refined by Roasting.
- What did the refined oil say to the oil barrel with bad manners? "Crude!"
Refinement Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.
What funny jokes about refinement you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make refinement pranks.
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I used some refined flour as lubricant and it did NOT work very well at all....
Yet those b**... in marketing are bold enough to call it "all-purpose"
A man asks a blacksmith to refine some ore....
The blacksmith says "put the ore on the bench, then beat it. I'll do it once I've finished up at the grindstone". The man says to the blacksmiths assistant "that was rude" and the assistant replies "what can I say, he has an axe to grind".
A Scientist, Inventor, and Engineer
A Scientist, Inventor, and Engineer are tasked with solving a major world problem. The Scientist does the research and makes a discovery that the Inventor then uses to invent the thing that will solve the problem. The engineer refines the invention until it is ready for operation. Their solution is a huge success and very profitable. Who makes all the money?
The businessman.
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What is the difference between s**... and golf?
In golf, less strokes is enough to win.
I could actually use some help refining the punchline on this one if anyone has some ideas.
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I was in line at a busy bank...
I was in line at the bank and it was very busy so I had to wait awhile. At the front was a lesbian couple setting up a 529 plan for their new daughter's education. Behind them was a gay man waitinf to refinance his car. A bisexual couple was behind the gay guy talking about a home equity loan. Behind them was a trans person looking for HSA advice for upcoming treatment. I just had to wait behind the LGBT queue.
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Someone refine this joke if it's needed.
Ay girl, I heard you like wearing food. Do you know where I can get jalapeño p**...?
The Origin of Condoms
Two friends are at a bar discussing where Condoms were invented and first used, friend 1 is saying that Europeans were the first to invent condoms while friend 2 says it was the middle easterners.
A stranger comes along, overhearing their discussion, and decides to settle the debate.
"Middle easterners were the first by using goat intestines"
Friend 2 laughs with his victory but the stranger isn't done yet
"Europeans refined the technique by removing the intestine from the goat first"