Refined Jokes
22 refined jokes and hilarious refined puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about refined that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Refined Short Jokes
Short refined jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The refined humour may include short crude jokes also.
- How poor are you? I'm so poor, I have to refinance before I can spare a penny for your thoughts.
- I write out all my jokes in chalk because it helps me refine them... But this one is going nowhere so it's back to the drawing board.
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Refined One Liners
Which refined one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with refined? I can suggest the ones about hardened and modified.
- What did the crude oil say to the gasoline? Wow, you look so refined
- I've recently started eating steel It's a refined taste
- Did you hear about the clown who refined iron? He smelt funny
- What is the most refined element? M'ladium
- Why is the second traffic citation always easier to read? Because it's re-fined!
- Why is it so hard to impress oil connoisseurs? They have refined tastes
- iPhone 8 will have a refined camera... It only sends Richard pics.
- What did the American refined oil say to the oil barrels from the Middle East? "Crude!"
- Why is it okay to make fun of David Copperfield? Because Copper is refined by Roasting.
- What did the refined oil say to the oil barrel with bad manners? "Crude!"
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What funny jokes about refined you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean adapted jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make refined pranks.
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This joke may contain profanity or explicit language
I used some refined flour as lubricant and it did NOT work very well at all....
Yet those b**... in marketing are bold enough to call it "all-purpose"
The Origin of Condoms
Two friends are at a bar discussing where Condoms were invented and first used, friend 1 is saying that Europeans were the first to invent condoms while friend 2 says it was the middle easterners.
A stranger comes along, overhearing their discussion, and decides to settle the debate.
"Middle easterners were the first by using goat intestines"
Friend 2 laughs with his victory but the stranger isn't done yet
"Europeans refined the technique by removing the intestine from the goat first"
