Referendum Jokes

19 referendum jokes and hilarious referendum puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about referendum that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

Funniest Referendum Short Jokes

Short referendum jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The referendum humour may include short election vote jokes also.

  1. The gay marriage referendum was just passed in Ireland. The number of married gay Irish couples will be Dublin.
  2. The England team won't be voting in the referendum They can never find the box let alone put a cross in it.
  3. The UK is leaving the EU and because of that, Scotland is moving for another Independence Referendum... So the english are going to get away scot free!
  4. So did you hear that the Colombians voted in a referendum to continue their war? I was like FARC me . . . .
  5. Britain's got pretty racist since the referendum; I was behind a Latvian couple in Tesco yesterday and the lady behind the checkout asked if they wanted any help packing...
  6. Since yesterday, more than 2 million Brits have called for a new EU referendum... That's what you get when Donald Trump says you made the right choice.
  7. A recent study shows that 51.9% of the UK are under educated. It was called the EU referendum.
  8. Scotland highly likely to have another independence referendum "If at first you don't secede, try again."
  9. Sturgeon and Salmond are calling for a referendum Something Fishy is going on over in Scotland.
  10. What's the difference between a football match and a referendum? In a football match, the best team wins.

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Referendum One Liners

Which referendum one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with referendum? I can suggest the ones about voting and referee.

  1. What's the plural of "Referendum"? Riots.
  2. Rick Astley voted in the referendum. He's never gunna give EU up
  3. UK referendum I hope my grades won't drop as hard as the UK economy.
  4. I'm getting ready for Lettuce Referendum... Leaf or Romaine.
  5. What is David Cameron's masterplan for after the referendum? Take Europe, vote and leave
  6. Why did the pound c**... after the eu referendum? Because the Brexit rexit

Referendum joke, Why did the pound c**... after the eu referendum?

Comical Referendum Jokes and Gems that Will Get You in Laughter Land

What funny jokes about referendum you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean amendment jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make referendum pranks.

Russian referendum.

Russia initiates a referendum in Crimea about returning Crimea back to Russia. Ukraine initiates a referendum about returning Kaliningrad to Germany, Sakhalin and the Kuril Islands to Japan, Kazan - to Tatar, Karelia - to Finland, Siberia to Yakuts, and everything situated east from Ural mountains - to ingenious people.

Did you know there is a referendum in India to legalize gang r**...?

Forecasts predict that 9/10 will vote 'yes'.

Referendum joke, Did you know there is a referendum in India to legalize gang r**...?