Reference Librarian Jokes
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In a public library, a man with his new library card questioned the blonde librarian.
Do you mean to say, he asked, that with this card I may take out any book I want?
Yes, she answered.
And may I take out vinyl records too?
Yes, you may.
May I take you out? he ventured.
*"Sir, the librarians are for reference only. *
Why can't you check out librarians while at the library?
They're for reference only.
Librarians may be shy, but their patrons aren't.
Look at their oddball requests:
A patron offered me $100 to steal a cactus from somebody's yard.
A patron wanted me to find a book to teach her dog german.
A patron on his way to the casino asked to rub my red hair for luck.
A patron once asked me for my home phone number so she could call me with reference questions when I wasn't at work.
Old librarians never die, they just lose their references.
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