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60 referee jokes and hilarious referee puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about referee that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

This is a collection of referee jokes. If you are a fan of sports and have a sense of humor, then you will love these jokes.

Best Short Referee Jokes

Short referee jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The referee humour may include short umpire jokes also.

  1. The nfl has hired their first female referee. She will throw the flag for penalties the team committed 5 years ago.
  2. Why did the duck cross the basketball court? He heard the referees were blowing fouls...
    -Jim Norton
  3. Did you hear about the first female NFL referee? She threw a flag for something that happened last season.
  4. Why will all of the referees check their voicemail immediately after the Super Bowl? So they can hear someone say "no missed calls"
  5. How did the referee declare Aaron Hernandez dead? "After review, the receiver did not get two feet down."
  6. I just lost a boxing match in Transylvania I was working for Dracula part time and had to run an errand half way through. Referee said I was apparently out for the Count.
  7. I was the referee in a Russian Roulette tournament I did an excellent job, none of the losers complained
  8. Did you hear about the referee that got fired from the NBA? Supposedly he's a whistleblower.
  9. Did you hear about the Welsh baseball referee who circles the world each day? The sun never sets on the British umpire.
  10. What's the difference between a football (soccer) referee and a politician? When the referee gets bribed at least someone wins.

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Make fun with this list of one liners, jokes and riddles. Each joke is crafted with thought and creativity, delivering punchlines that are unexpected and witty. The humor about referee can easily lighten the mood and bring smiles to people's faces. This compilation of referee puns is not just entertaining but also a testament to the art of joke-telling. The jokes in this list are designed to display different humor styles, ensuring that every reader at any age finds something entertaining. Constantly updated, they offer a source of fun that ensures one is always smiling !

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Referee One Liners

Which referee one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with referee? I can suggest the ones about inspector and judge.

  1. What do you call an Englishman in the World Cup final? The referee
  2. What did the referee do when the touchdown was made? # lol
  3. What do you call an English man at a world cup final? A referee.
  4. Why did the chicken cross the basketball court ? Because the referee was blowin fowles
  5. I have 2 eyes and can't see, but millions of eyes on me. What am I? NFL Referee
  6. What do you call an Aussie in the finals of the World Cup? A referee.
  7. What do you call an Englishmam in the Euro championship final A referee
  8. How do we know that soccer referees are happy? Because they whistle while they work.
  9. Why was the referee banned from the arena? For their foul language.
  10. Dont want to Catch Covid-19 Dress up as an NFL referee they don't know what a catch is
  11. Who would make the best referee ? Snow White, because she's the fairest of them all.
  12. What do you call an Italian at the World Cup Finals? A referee
  13. What do you call one referee who tattles on another referee? A whistle blower
  14. Having a child makes you a parent. Having two make you a referee.
  15. Referees at the Lions-Seahawks Game

Soccer Referee Jokes

Here is a list of funny soccer referee jokes and even better soccer referee puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • Why didn't Indians play soccer? When referee gives them a corner, they want to open a shop.
  • Chuck Norris used to be a soccer referee.
    He lost the job after giving penalties to the players: Death Penalty.
  • Chuck Norris won a soccer game. He was the referee.
  • At my soccer game, the referee looked a lot like Edward Snowden... What a whistle blower.
  • A soccer referee picks up his phone during a match. **14 Missed Calls**

Female Referee Jokes

Here is a list of funny female referee jokes and even better female referee puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • I went to an NBA game and there was a female referee She only made 75% of the calls that the male referees made.

Basketball Referee Jokes

Here is a list of funny basketball referee jokes and even better basketball referee puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • It's difficult to have Jesus as a basketball referee... You'll be penalized just for doing a crossover.

Rugby Referee Jokes

Here is a list of funny rugby referee jokes and even better rugby referee puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • the rugby players without a referee weren't keeping up with the news they kept asking "whose put-in?"
Referee joke, the rugby players without a referee weren't keeping up with the news

Delightful Fun Referee Jokes for a Roaring Good Time

What funny jokes about referee you can tell and make people laugh? One example I can give are clean commentator jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help make referee prank.

The referee

I refereed a women's football match yesterday. It was brilliant.
I booked two for muttering under their breath, one for the silent treatment and I sent one off without explanation and left her wondering what she'd done wrong.

Why did the referee blow his whistle at the l**... hockey game?

There was a face off at centre ice.

Pope Benedict and Pope Francis are about to watch the World Cup Final...

Francis says, "sorry, but I spoke to Jesus last night and he said he'd do all he can to help Argentina win." Benedict says, "that's too bad, I spoke to Satan and he said he'd do everything he can to help Germany win." The game starts, and Francis says, "is that referee Italian?" Benedict says, "Yep. Hail Satan."

Just learned NFL has female referee

When she throws a flag and just looks at a player is he supposed to know what he did wrong?
Will she throw a flag next season for something a player did this season?

Making Jokes About Racial Stereotypes

What do you call a white man surrounded by 4 black men?
Coach.
What do you call a white man surrounded by 12 black men?
Football Coach.
What do you call a white man surrounded by 40 black men?
Football Referee.
What do you call a white man surrounded by 100 black men?
Warden.

Q: What's the difference between a lawyer and a boxing referee?

A: A boxing referee doesn't get paid more for a longer fight.

Did you hear about the nhl official that was arrested as a serial killer?

His name was Referee d**....

A stressed Referee goes to a psychologist

He breaks down in front of the doctor, complaining about feeling depressed, and loathed, always disappointing somebody no matter what he does. The doctor is highly sympathetic, and offers comfort - "It must be so hard, I'm glad you came to me. I can help" The doctor starts writing something on a piece of paper and says "Go to this address, and tell the optometrist I sent you".

A coach known for disagreeing with the referee's decisions approached the referee after a match and said:

That was a great match!
Oh, really? the referee replied with a smile, clearly flattered.
Yes! I wish you had seen it!

A blonde is in a swimming competition.

She comes in dead last in the 100m breast s**.... After she climbs out of the pool, she walks over to the referee.
"I don't want to sound like a whiner," she says, "but I think the other swimmers were using their arms."

A football fan appears in court for battery

The judge says to the fan: So you are very sure you only threw tomatoes at the referee?
The fan: yes, your honour. I'm very sure.
The Judge: Then how do you explain the deep cuts and bruises on the referees face?
(The judge points at the refs battered face.)
The fan: yeah... they were canned tomatoes...

A guy walks into a bar

A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer. "About time you got here," the bartender comments. "You missed all the excitement." "What happened?" the guy asks. "We had a NFL referee in here. He had too much to drink and was running around blowing his whistle at everyone. I finally had to warn him about using it inside here and gave him one last chance," the bartender says. "Unfortunately he blew it."

Footballer to referee: Would you send me off if I said you were a useless cheat?

Referee: Yes.
Footballer: But you couldn't send me off for thinking it?
Referee: No.
Footballer: Right then, I think you're a useless cheat.

Referee joke, I just lost a boxing match in Transylvania

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