Referee Jokes

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The Best jokes about Referee

The NFL has hired their first female referee.

She will throw the flag for penalties the team committed 5 years ago.

What do you call an Englishman in the World Cup final?

The referee

What did the referee do when the touchdown was made?

# lol

Why did the referee blow his whistle at the leper hockey game?

There was a face off at centre ice.

A soccer referee picks up his phone during a match.

**14 Missed Calls**


Why did the chicken cross the basketball court ?

Because the referee was blowin fowles

The referee

I refereed a women's football match yesterday. It was brilliant.

I booked two for muttering under their breath, one for the silent treatment and I sent one off without explanation and left her wondering what she'd done wrong.

I have 2 eyes and can't see, but millions of eyes on me. What am I?

NFL Referee

Why will all of the referees check their voicemail immediately after the Super Bowl?

So they can hear someone say "no missed calls"

Pope Benedict and Pope Francis are about to watch the World Cup Final...

Francis says, "sorry, but I spoke to Jesus last night and he said he'd do all he can to help Argentina win." Benedict says, "that's too bad, I spoke to Satan and he said he'd do everything he can to help Germany win." The game starts, and Francis says, "is that referee Italian?" Benedict says, "Yep. Hail Satan."

How did the referee declare Aaron Hernandez dead?

"After review, the receiver did not get two feet down."


What do you call an Aussie in the finals of the World Cup?

A referee.

A stressed Referee goes to a psychologist

He breaks down in front of the doctor, complaining about feeling depressed, and loathed, always disappointing somebody no matter what he does. The doctor is highly sympathetic, and offers comfort - "It must be so hard, I'm glad you came to me. I can help" The doctor starts writing something on a piece of paper and says "Go to this address, and tell the optometrist I sent you".

What do you call an Englishmam in the Euro championship final

A referee

Did you hear about the NHL official that was arrested as a serial killer?

His name was Referee Dahmer.

Did you hear about the referee that got fired from the NBA?

Supposedly he's a whistleblower.

Making Jokes About Racial Stereotypes

What do you call a white man surrounded by 4 black men?
Coach.
What do you call a white man surrounded by 12 black men?
Football Coach.
What do you call a white man surrounded by 40 black men?
Football Referee.
What do you call a white man surrounded by 100 black men?
Warden.

Did you hear about the Welsh baseball referee who circles the world each day?

The sun never sets on the British umpire.

What do you call an Italian at the World Cup Finals?

A referee


Dont want to Catch Covid-19

Dress up as an NFL referee they don't know what a catch is

Who would make the best referee ?

Snow White, because she's the fairest of them all.

What's the difference between a football (soccer) referee and a politician?

When the referee gets bribed at least someone wins.

Just learned NFL has female referee

When she throws a flag and just looks at a player is he supposed to know what he did wrong?

Will she throw a flag next season for something a player did this season?

Q: What's the difference between a lawyer and a boxing referee?

A: A boxing referee doesn't get paid more for a longer fight.

Why didn't Indians play soccer?

When referee gives them a corner, they want to open a shop.

Referees at the Lions-Seahawks Game

What do you call one referee who tattles on another referee?

A whistle blower

The referees from the Cowboys/Lions game have reviewed the footage aaand...

It looks like President Kennedy is going to be alright!

Having a child makes you a parent.

Having two make you a referee.

I went to an NBA game and there was a female referee

She only made 75% of the calls that the male referees made.

I wanted to become a boxing referee so much that I was shaking.

The interviewer told me to relax and count to ten.

how 30,000 somalians died in a match?

After a tackle the referee took out a yellow card, they thought it was a cracker.

Ps: I translated it from my dialect it may sound weird or offensive .

It's difficult to have Jesus as a basketball referee...

You'll be penalized just for doing a crossover.

Boxing referee is performing a long count...

...over a boxer, and old lady from public shouts:

"That one definitely won't stand up, I know him from the bus!"

I used to be a boxer, but had to stop because of my hands.

The referee kept stepping on them.

After closely watching the UFC brawl last night, I'm gonna go out on a limb and blame the referee.

He stated it.

Referee Nestor Pitana was granted citezinsip

of France immediatelly after World Cup final.

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