The Best 43 Referee Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Referee jokes. There are some referee nhl jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these referee players puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Referee Jokes and Puns

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I refereed a women's football match yesterday. It was brilliant.

I booked two for muttering under their breath, one for the silent treatment and I sent one off without explanation and left her wondering what she'd done wrong.

Why did the referee blow his whistle at the leper hockey game?

There was a face off at centre ice.

What do you call an Englishman in the World Cup final?

The referee

Referee joke, What do you call an Englishman in the World Cup final?

What do you call an Italian at the World Cup Finals?

A referee

Pope Benedict and Pope Francis are about to watch the World Cup Final...

Francis says, "sorry, but I spoke to Jesus last night and he said he'd do all he can to help Argentina win." Benedict says, "that's too bad, I spoke to Satan and he said he'd do everything he can to help Germany win." The game starts, and Francis says, "is that referee Italian?" Benedict says, "Yep. Hail Satan."


I went to an NBA game and there was a female referee

She only made 75% of the calls that the male referees made.

The referees from the Cowboys/Lions game have reviewed the footage aaand...

It looks like President Kennedy is going to be alright!

Referee joke, The referees from the Cowboys/Lions game have reviewed the footage aaand...

The NFL has hired their first female referee.

She will throw the flag for penalties the team committed 5 years ago.

the rugby players without a referee weren't keeping up with the news

they kept asking "whose put-in?"

Referees at the Lions-Seahawks Game

Just learned NFL has female referee

When she throws a flag and just looks at a player is he supposed to know what he did wrong?

Will she throw a flag next season for something a player did this season?

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Did you hear about the referee that got fired from the NBA?

Supposedly he's a whistleblower.

Making Jokes About Racial Stereotypes

What do you call a white man surrounded by 4 black men?
Coach.
What do you call a white man surrounded by 12 black men?
Football Coach.
What do you call a white man surrounded by 40 black men?
Football Referee.
What do you call a white man surrounded by 100 black men?
Warden.

What do you call one referee who tattles on another referee?

A whistle blower

What do you call an Englishmam in the Euro championship final

A referee

I have 2 eyes and can't see, but millions of eyes on me. What am I?

NFL Referee

Referee joke, I have 2 eyes and can't see, but millions of eyes on me. What am I?

Why will all of the referees check their voicemail immediately after the Super Bowl?

So they can hear someone say "no missed calls"

How did the referee declare Aaron Hernandez dead?

"After review, the receiver did not get two feet down."

Who would make the best referee ?

Snow White, because she's the fairest of them all.


Q: What's the difference between a lawyer and a boxing referee?

A: A boxing referee doesn't get paid more for a longer fight.

A soccer referee picks up his phone during a match.

**14 Missed Calls**

Why did the chicken cross the basketball court ?

Because the referee was blowin fowles

I wanted to become a boxing referee so much that I was shaking.

The interviewer told me to relax and count to ten.

Having a child makes you a parent.

Having two make you a referee.

It's difficult to have Jesus as a basketball referee...

You'll be penalized just for doing a crossover.

Did you hear about the NHL official that was arrested as a serial killer?

His name was Referee Dahmer.

What's the difference between a football (soccer) referee and a politician?

When the referee gets bribed at least someone wins.

Boxing referee is performing a long count...

...over a boxer, and old lady from public shouts:

"That one definitely won't stand up, I know him from the bus!"

Referee Nestor Pitana was granted citezinsip

of France immediatelly after World Cup final.

Did you hear about the Welsh baseball referee who circles the world each day?

The sun never sets on the British umpire.

I used to be a boxer, but had to stop because of my hands.

The referee kept stepping on them.

A stressed Referee goes to a psychologist

He breaks down in front of the doctor, complaining about feeling depressed, and loathed, always disappointing somebody no matter what he does. The doctor is highly sympathetic, and offers comfort - "It must be so hard, I'm glad you came to me. I can help" The doctor starts writing something on a piece of paper and says "Go to this address, and tell the optometrist I sent you".

After closely watching the UFC brawl last night, I'm gonna go out on a limb and blame the referee.

He stated it.

Why didn't Indians play soccer?

When referee gives them a corner, they want to open a shop.

Dont want to Catch Covid-19

Dress up as an NFL referee they don't know what a catch is

how 30,000 somalians died in a match?

After a tackle the referee took out a yellow card, they thought it was a cracker.

Ps: I translated it from my dialect it may sound weird or offensive .

What did the referee do when the touchdown was made?

# lol

What do you call an Aussie in the finals of the World Cup?

A referee.

Did you hear about the first female NFL referee?

She threw a flag for something that happened last season.

A coach known for disagreeing with the referee's decisions approached the referee after a match and said:

That was a great match!
Oh, really? the referee replied with a smile, clearly flattered.
Yes! I wish you had seen it!

Why was the referee banned from the arena?

For their foul language.

What do you call an English man at a world cup final?

A referee.

I was the referee in a Russian Roulette tournament

I did an excellent job, none of the losers complained

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